The Chrises unwind with social media legend Pete Malleo for a wacky Wine Down Wednesday. A month into his fermented grape journey, Pete is still in his fine wine educational infancy, but is an expert on forgetting how to pick up a bottle of white for his wife, Ashlee Malleo.

Feeling lucky and a little tipsy, Pete grabs a lottery ticket and details what he will do with his $400 million winnings. The Greatest Showman plans on having a giant “I’m Quitting” parade that will include a Gio Prism float and live performances from Beyonce and Jay-Z.

Pete, the consummate gentleman, is always looking to improve as a husband, family man, and overall nice guy. Ashlee, Pete’s better half, is no decoy as she joins the program as a special featured guest to shine some light on areas of Pete improvement. The long list includes: leaving more than just the sushi tails, not referring to her as his assistant, and maybe not double pantsing her in front of the family.

📺 #180 - S03E08
🍷 Special Guest: Pete Malleo, @petemalleo
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, http://okizu.org/
⚾️ Sponsor of the Day: Sports Authority

The Chrises roll in with high hopes and a set of CDC guidelines to celebrate Cinco de Chrises.

The updated CDC recommendations include:
1) Tequila
2) Solo Cups
3) Ribs

Thanks to the CEO of @hiatustequila (and pseudo “Chris”), Kristopher DeSoto, combined with the CEO of Ribs, Uncle Tito @loretto_lion, The Chrises start off properly hydrated and nourished.

The extravagant expectation for cinco total Chrises comes crashing down like @ay_cjay’s Wi-Fi as The Chrises resort to headwear and sleeveless jacket changes to keep themselves afloat. In the midst of Luna The Rabbit’s ears working as well as her sight, The Chrises take a lesson from the bunny and hop along with rainbows in their hearts to see the show to completion.

@ChristopherGardinier is apparently allergic to history, as he erupts for his first ever @QWTChrises on-air sneeze upon retelling the origin story of Cinco de Mayo and the influence of 1980’s beer manufacturers (h/t @pamwiz 🍻).

In preparation for a hot and thirsty “Thigh Guy Summer”, The Chrises share their summer workout regimens and plans to pack turkey baster bidets for all their travel squatting duties.

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Instagram removed the previously uploaded Live version of this episode due to a song copyright “violation”. Thank you Tequila Sunrise and all members of the Eagles!]

📺 #179 - S03E07
🐰 Special Guest Appearances: Uncle Tito, @loretto_lion, & Luna the Rabbit
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, http://okizu.org/
🍋 Sponsor of the Day: Hiatus Tequila, https://www.hiatustequila.com/

The Chrises battle the evil villain known as Instagram Live after technical glitches overtake the program for the umpteenth time. Undeterred by the formidable forces of the Internet, The Chrises are finally able to man the ship and swim to shore with special guest Preston Smith @pmsartwork.

Despite losing a Chris and possibly a cow in the process, Preston (PMS) details to @christophergardinier about his maturation as an artist, person, and creative. “The Living Artist” podcast host steps into the light, fends off a lizard queen’s advances, and eloquently answers important questions posed by co-host @ay_cjay about Thin Mints and underwear choices.

Preston recounts what it was like painting commissioned portraits for President @BarackObama’s inauguration; all while still working a full-time restaurant job. PMS also answers viewer’s questions about the right time to jump ship and become a full-time artist.

The pandy pandemic hasn’t stopped PMS from sharing his personal experiences in the art world via his podcast, @Clubhouse weekly “Sustainable Artist” club, and 500 abstract art pieces sold around the world.

📺 #178 - S03E06
🤩 Special Guest: Preston Smith, https://www.pmsartwork.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, http://okizu.org/
🥥 Sponsor of the Day: Trader Joe’s, https://www.traderjoes.com/

The Chrises are joined by the Kashmiri podcast queen and host of “The Lavender Fix”, Sabreen Haziq @breenhaziq. On a lifelong quest for a nickname, Sabreen reveals how she failed to go by Daisy as a child and now goes by Breen across the interwebs. Sabreen details her personal journey from Kashmir to Boston including picking up a fashion sense in London along the way.

Not one to be camera shy, the Lavender Lover comes clean about her knowledge of lavender plant varieties and Indian-American cuisine. Plus she divulges her distaste for mostly all things seafood. “The Lavender Fix” host spills the sauce on her 11th ranked podcast in India’s education category and gives a few snippets on her new season’s upcoming episodes.

📺 #177 - S03E05
💜 Special Guest: Sabreen Haziq, https://www.instagram.com/breenhaziq/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, http://okizu.org/
🧴 Sponsor of the Day: Nature’s Truth (Lavender), https://www.naturestruth.com/

The Chrises are joined by fan favorite, The Doctor of Love a.k.a. @MikeGardinier3, for a wild ride o’ fun. Needing to bring in a lefty reliever, Christopher Gardinier dips out of the broadcast early to allow his father to take the reins.

Christopher Joseph savors looks from the thrift shop as The D.O.L. surmises that CJ looks strikingly similar to @jaredleto. Free advice is given out like Easter candy in-between Mike’s stunt double mocking him with @toystory’s Little Bo Peep.

📺 #176 - S03E04
👱 Special Guest Host: Mike Gardinier, @mikegardinier3

The Chrissys (n.) the first annual award show celebrating one year of “Quarantining With The Chrises” highlighting the best of the best guests in 10 spectacular categories voted on by you, the fans.

Hosted by Christopher Gardinier (@christophergardinier) and Christopher Joseph (@ay_cjay).

Find out who won the prestigious Chrissy award in the following categories:
- Best Chris
- Best Dancer
- Dynamic Duo
- Best Dressed
- Best Pet
- Best Director
- Best Chef
- Most Likely to Win The Voice
- Best Live Demonstration
- Funniest Person Not Named Chris
- Lifetime Achievement Award

The Chrises are joined by dachshund TikTok sensation, Lucy, and her hoomans, Emily and Eric. Lucy shares her rags to riches story, and Emily and Eric open up about life as celebrity parents. Always dedicated to their doggo, the Hoomans talk about plans to turn their own place into a TikTok hype house for fellow dachshund influencers named the “Weiner House”. Lucy gets a nepotism fueled nomination in the “Best Pet” category for next week’s award show , “The Chrissys”, following her stellar performance on her accoutrement of dog tricks.

Join The Chrises next week for the first annual “The Chrissys”, where they will reveal the big winners from fan voting. Some of the categories include: Best Chris, Best Dancer, Best Duo, Best Dressed, Best Director, Best Food Specialist, Most Likely To Be On American Idol, Best Sponsor, and Funniest Person (Not Named Chris).

📺 #174 - Season 03 Episode 02
🐾 Special Guest: Lucy the Weenie, https://www.tiktok.com/@lucytheweenie
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, http://www.okizu.org
🔆 Sponsor of the Day: LightStim, https://lightstim.com/

The Chrises reunite on their one year anniversary for a Saint Paddy's Day corn beef and cabbage special. After a ceremonial exchange of stationary gifts, the Chrises give updates on their whereabouts and whats-it-dos. @ChristopherGardinier reveals how he has become the Uno King of Wisconsin and @Ay_Cjay shares how he captures dragon’s blood in the Los Angeles Metro area.

The Chrises get back to the hard hitting news with a special edition of MTV News “You Heard it Here First” where the two confirm that firecracker popsicles do in fact taste like the color blue. The Chrises then dive into the @Disney universe quandary of whether it is better to be the Genie or the bottle.

With a new schedule moving forward, The Chrises will be coming atcha live every day that ends in Wednesday aka Hump Day. Catch The Chrises next Wednesday for their First Ever “The Chrissys” Award ceremony on YouTube. Submit your vote for favorite guest now!

📺 #173 S03E01
👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼Special Guests: Christopher Gardinier, @ChristopherGardinier & Christopher Joseph, @Ay_Cjay

The Chrises are joined by Tequila Sommelier and Founder of Hiatus Tequila, Kristopher DeSoto. The Tequila Aficionado talks about the proper smooth tasting tequila process from blue agave and what makes Hiatus uniquely tasty. Kristopher (with a K because his mom was a hippie) is on a mission to educate the public on what makes a quality tequila. The former helicopter salesman shares the logistical and distribution challenges he’s been facing during the quarantine and how he’s been able to overcome them—because it’s in the bottle what counts. In the process of informing the world about the Spirit of Mexico, Kristopher continually supports artists and creators while sponsoring a live giveaway. Congratulations are in order to @ulteriormocha who walks away with a full bottle of Hiatus Tequila Blanco!

S02E63:
🌵 Special Guest: Kristopher DeSoto, https://www.hiatustequila.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: WildLandscapes International, https://wildlandscapes.org/
🥃 Sponsor of the Day: Hiatus Tequila, https://shophiatustequila.com/

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