Quarantining With The Chrises

Quarantining With The Chrises

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Quarantining With The Chrises episodes

  • S02E52: Keep Cougaring with “The Cougar Guy”, Kyle Burgess
    The Chrises are joined by “The Cougar Guy”, Kyle Burgess. Kyle talks about his experience coming face-to-face with a cougar and her baby cubs in the Utah mountains; all caught live on camera with his Google Pixel 2. Reflecting back on the dangerous situation, Kyle shares what he has learned since the “good little kitty cat” encounter and considers having a conversation with the cougar over a Nutter Butter and beef jerky. Kyle turns his harrowing, bluff charge experience into wildlife advocacy with support and fundraising for the Mountain Lion Foundation and Cougar Conservancy. Naturally deflecting away the attention from his big and scary presence, Kyle ponders how the protective cougar may be doing in therapy right now. Always one to inspire, Kyle encourages everyone to “Keep Cougaring”.

    🐯 Special Guest: Kyle Burgess, https://www.iamthecougarguy.com/
    👀 See Kyle’s Full Cougar Attack Video Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pg2CDCm34w
    🤲 Community Cause of the Day: Mountain Lion Foundation, https://mountainlion.org/
    ☕️ Sponsor of the Day: CAFFEVO, https://caffevo.com/

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    1 hr 2 min
  • S02E51: Hitting Moving Targets with Singer-Songwriter Nick Horn
    The Chrises feature musical artist and sour milk enthusiast, Nick Horn. Nick talks about his hit quarantine EP album, Hoi Polloi, with New Jersey sunrise feels and California sunset vibes. The Chrises dive into Nick’s Bill Nye The Science Guy approved discography including “Hungry Amoeba”, while Nick previews his upcoming release with The Fellas titled “Moving Targets”. The cross country journeyman has traded his stop, drop, and rolling in Southern California for the New Jersey welcoming gift of slightly used tube socks. Nick, a former Jersey Shore lifeguard veteran, teams up with The Chrises to compose a new song, “Mouth-to-Mouth”—set to debut at number one on the Billboard charts in 2028. Before Nick sets sail, he gives a moving live performance of “Tube Socks”, as The Chrises chase hearts in Solo Cup.

    🥛 Special Guest: Nick Horn, https://www.nickhornmusic.com/
    🤲 Community Cause of the Week: I am a voter., https://iamavoter.com/
    🍃 Sponsor of the Day: Leefy Organics Prana, https://leefyorganics.com/ ➡️ 15% off checkout code: “QWTC”

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    54 min
  • S02E50: Flourishing with International Resilience Expert Dr. Taryn Marie Stejskal
    The Chrises are joined by International Resilience Expert, Dr. Taryn Marie Stejskal. The Chief Resilience Officer talks about her upcoming book “Flourish or Fold: Five Practices of Particularly Resilient People” and dives further into the practices of vulnerability, productive perseverance, connection, gratiosity, and possibility. Taryn, The Tic Tac Ph.D., provides a minty fresh take on the current times where loneliness is skyrocketing, depression is increasing, and divorce rates are jumping. As Halloween nears and discussions around the online dating trend of ghosting arise, the Bright Bomber’s connection mysteriously disappears. True to practice, Dr. Taryn Marie is resilient with technology and gives The Chrises one last stroll down Sesame Street “R” Lane for some final survival tips for their new basil plant [hint: play music].

    🌿 Special Guest: Dr. Taryn Marie Stejskal, https://www.resilience-leadership.com/
    🤲 Community Cause of the Week: I am a voter., https://iamavoter.com/
    🧺 Sponsor of the Day: Molly’s Suds, https://mollyssuds.com/

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    1 hr 3 min
  • S02E49: Oktoberfest Fancy Friday With Godparents Karissa Bustamante & Justin Wozney
    The Chrises are joined by their favourite traveling duo, QWTChrises Godparents Karissa Bustamante and Justin Wozney. On a cross country journey to Boston, the two lovebirds check-in from a Cleveland beer hall celebrating Oktoberfest. Justin uses his savvy street smarts to connect with a fellow street savant and find out the answer to an important Ohio riddle—what is round on the edges and high in the middle? Karissa discovers that her other half is stricken with a weak bladder and inept at packing, choosing to only bring along one pair of socks and sweats. Good thing for Justin, all their belongings will be waiting for them at their new residence on the 23rd of a to-be-determined month. Before heading off to the next chapter in their new life, The Godfather and The Godmother belt out one final song.

    👯‍♀️ Special Guests: Karissa Bustamante, https://www.instagram.com/karimimi710/
    & Justin Wozney, https://www.instagram.com/thew0z/
    🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Tie Dye For Tumors, https://www.etsy.com/shop/TieDyeforTumors
    💧 Sponsor of the Day: Rising Springs Source, https://risingspringssource.com/

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    27 min
  • S02E48: Talk A Lott with Renaissance Man James Lott Jr.
    The Chrises get the last dance with the man who can’t stop moving, James Lott Jr. Sir-Does-A-Lot does it all including writing books, producing podcasts, penning poems, audio dramas, and much more through his JLJ Media company. Mr. Worldwide talks about reaching number one in four countries on his most recent book collaboration “You Can Overcome Anything” and making the Australian Top 100 with his podcast “Darth Vader Is Your Father”. This generation’s James Earl Jones dives into his upcoming Christmas audio adventures, Mistletoe Road and The Clause Series. Like koalas eating eucalyptus, James intoxicates The Chrises with his trademark sultry voice while describing why Christmas and Mariah Carey might be the G.O.A.T.

    🎙 Special Guest: James Lott Jr., https://www.instagram.com/jameslottjr
    🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Tie Dye For Tumors, https://www.etsy.com/shop/TieDyeforTumors
    🛒 Sponsor of the Day: Bed, Bath, & Beyond, https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/

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    52 min
  • S02E47: Fingerprint Portraits & Canine Studio Assistants with Artist Suzanne Scott
    The Chrises are joined by the hottest artist on the planet and possible vampire, Suzanne Scott. The Nocturnal Painter talks about her recent solo exhibit celebrating womankind at Art Of Our Century titled “A Particular Group of Women at a Particular Place in Time”. For her show, Suzanne went under the thumbs of exceptional women to provide untraditional portraits based upon their fingerprints. Looking for the full therapeutic experience, Intern Ryan hands over his pink thumb print for a live reading of his essence.

    Suzanne’s studio assistant, LouLou, takes time away from her Olympic winning naps to steal the show and somehow pour a glass of Hiatus Tequila— opposable thumbs be damned. While dog paw printing may not be on the horizon for this helicopter mom, Suzanne teases a gemological art show in 2022 that may include Great Scott wine, a champagne moat, and only real diamonds.

    🎨 Special Guest: Suzanne Scott, https://suzannescott.art/
    👀 Suzanne’s Interactive Art Show: https://my.matterport.com/show/?m=dK3eN2eWi4S&brand=0
    🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Tie Dye For Tumors, https://www.etsy.com/shop/TieDyeforTumors
    ✍️ Sponsor of the Day: Expo Markers, https://www.expomarkers.com/

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    55 min
  • S02E46: Clean Plate Club with Casi, The Eating Gypsy
    The Chrises are joined by cheese loving traveler and chicken mama, Casi. The Eating Gypsy talks about adopting mini dinosaurs a.k.a. chickens at the beginning of quarantine and watching them grow up to have their own secret Instagram accounts. Casi answers age old poultry questions such as why the chicken crossed the road and whether the chicken or egg comes first. Fun Fact: the best way to get scrambled eggs is to put the chicken on the trampoline.

    The Eating Gypsy showers all her little ones with love and gourmet meals, and while she passes on chicken diapers and/or harnesses, she has already invested in a cat backpack—despite felines having four legs. The future Disneyland Head Chef shares exciting news about her upcoming catering management opportunity and revels in the joy of creating delicious delights for people once again. Forever the connoisseur of all things cheese, Casi mulls over possible melty explorations, including jalapeño white cheddar water, gorgonzola hot springs, and Swiss cheese beauty masks.

    👩‍🍳 Special Guest: Casi, https://www.instagram.com/the.eating.gypsy/
    🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Tie Dye For Tumors, https://www.etsy.com/shop/TieDyeforTumors
    🌮 Sponsor of the Day: Mission Foods, https://www.missionfoods.com/

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    52 min
  • S02E45: Time is a Luxury with Fashion King, Davey
    The Chrises walk down the runway to show off the new QWTChrises Hendrix Tie-Dye T-Shirts curated by today’s guest of honor, John “Davey” McDavid Lehman. With two more months of quarantine foretold by seeing his birthday shadow (in July), Punxsutawney Davey took the luxury of time to hand-craft each shirt individually. This round of vibrant accoutrement was made with love, blood, sweat, and tears during the fermenting coloration process. The Collaboration Captain celebrates his laborious feat with an attempt to blow a kazoo from both sides before he starts working on The Chrises’ 2023 wear— including a robe and a letterman’s jacket.

    Loyal to the game, Davey fawns over his McMarden hand-stitched floral shirt and his Its The Sash pearl mask chain that is one part granny and two parts ASAP Rocky. With the intention to stay fly til he dies, Davey plans on avoiding riptides and movie theaters altogether for the rest of quarantine and beyond.

    💺 Special Guest: Davey, http://daveybrand.com/
    🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Tie Dye For Tumors, https://www.etsy.com/shop/TieDyeforTumors
    👕 Sponsor of the Day: Davey, http://daveybrand.com/

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    57 min
  • S02E44: Fancy Tie-Dye Friday with The Chrises
    Prince Charming postpones his Dreams Fall Ball guest appearance with The Chrises and leaves them hanging with no Ocean Spray cranberry juice. Chris & Chris trot down trivia lane with questions about Cinderella and Fleetwood Mac, in-between revelations about one Chris munching on the wax portion of parmesan cheese. Uncertainty around a few answers sparks the first cheating scandal on Quarantining With The Chrises. An exchange of childhood test techniques ensues; followed by other weird things Chris & Chris did as kids (and new strange oddities as “adults”). Fresh off the presses and a backyard hang, the hand tie-dyed, Season 2 Hendrix Shirts are in thanks to the CEO of Pop-Culture, Davey.

    🎩 Special Guest: The Chrises, https://qwtchrises.com/
    🤲 Community Cause of the Week: The Center For Cultural Power, https://www.culturalpower.org/
    👀 Sponsor of the Day: Flashing Blinky Lights, https://www.flashingblinkylights.com/

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    27 min
  • S02E43: Green Screening With World Musician, Bisi
    The Chrises are elated by a surprise appearance from Bad Ideas Ghuy for Special Guest, Bisi’s, bachelor party. Chris & Chris are transported to the set of Black Bisi Panther; where he puts his parkour training and most recent Amazon suggested purchase to use. While scaling a building in front of a green screen, the Busy Bee talks about picking up acting because he almost hasn’t accomplished enough in a pandemic year—releasing five total EP’s and scaling his startup, Sound Ch3k. Bisi shares his excitement for live shows coming back with an impromptu performance of “Feels So Good”, and talks about the inspiration for his final two EPs of the year (both dropping on every music platform this Halloween). Bisi teases a possible album next year, “Survivor”, which may have The Chrises on a remix.

    🎤 Special Guest: Bisi, https://www.busybisi.com/
    🤲 Community Cause of the Week: The Center For Cultural Power, https://www.culturalpower.org/
    👀 Sponsor of the Day: Macula Science, https://www.maculascience.com/ #WorldSightDay
    👕 Wardrobe: Davey, https://www.d-a-v-e-y.com/

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    51 min

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“Quarantining with The Chrises” with hosts Christopher Gardinier and Christopher Joseph is a podcast that connects and unites people worldwide with a whole bunch of laughter and improvisation mixed…