Queens, Kings, and Dastardly Things

Queens, Kings, and Dastardly Things

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Queens, Kings, and Dastardly Things episodes

  • Dragons & The Royals - Part 2

    Pull up a velvet throne and grab your alchemy kit – in this episode of Queens, Kings and Dastardly Things, Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams swirl together Arthurian legends, royal superstition, and some seriously dodgy medieval science. Listen now!


    Is the Holy Grail real? Can gold be made from stones? Did Diana really have a psychic on speed-dial? And why exactly did Queen Victoria try to give a clairvoyant a watch?


    From King Arthur’s suspiciously round table (equal rights, medieval-style!) to Queen Elizabeth I's astrologer with stage-magician energy – and a creepy sidekick who claims angelic permission to bed his boss’s wife – this episode dishes the royal gossip with a side of sorcery.


    Expect conjurers, clairvoyants, and chalices promising immortality. We meet John Dee, who mixed mathematics and magic (and questionable life choices), and peer into Queen Victoria’s séance-filled mourning rituals, featuring a moody Scottish manservant who may or may not be possessed by Prince Albert.


    And yes, we go full ghost story – haunted bedrooms and spectral jesters.


    History gets a magical makeover in this entertaining and insightful journey through fact, folklore, and the royal fondness for the utterly bizarre.


    Hosts: Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams

    Series Producer: Ben Devlin

    Production Manager: Vittoria Cecchini 

    Executive Producer: Bella Soames



    Hosts: Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams

    Series Producer: Ben Devlin

    Production Manager: Vittoria Cecchini 

    Content Editor: Joseph Palmer

    Executive Producer: Bella Soames


    A Daily Mail production. Seriously Popular.


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    29 min
  • Dragons & The Royals - Part 1

    Welcome to the only podcast where royal scandal meets fire-breathing lizards. Listen Now!


    In this hilarious and history-soaked episode of Queens, Kings and Dastardly Things, Daily Mail columnist Robert Hardman and history wiz Professor Kate Williams team up to explore the very real roots behind the blood-soaked fantasy TV series Game of Thrones.

    You’ll learn:

    1. Why the dragons in GoT are basically airborne spitfires with scales.
    2. How Queen Cersei’s “walk of shame” was inspired by a real-life royal mistress who had a very awkward walk through London in her underwear.
    3. Why never to accept a dinner invitation from a Scottish nobleman in the 1400s—especially if a black bull’s head shows up on the table.
    4. And why Henry VIII’s Welsh dragon was the ultimate medieval hype beast.


    Oh, and if you're learning Welsh on Duolingo, you’ll finally understand why "I am a dragon" is one of the first things you’re taught.


    Packed with gory betrayals, royal revenge, scholarly banter, this episode proves once and for all: fantasy isn't that far from fact.

    Download. Then maybe don’t RSVP to any mysterious royal feasts for a while.


    Hosts: Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams

    Series Producer: Ben Devlin

    Production Manager: Vittoria Cecchini 

    Executive Producer: Bella Soames


    Hosts: Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams

    Series Producer: Ben Devlin

    Production Manager: Vittoria Cecchini 

    Content Editor: Joseph Palmer

    Executive Producer: Bella Soames


    A Daily Mail production. Seriously Popular.


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    26 min
  • Royal Family Blunders

    What’s the worst Royal blunder of the modern age? Listen to find out!


    The Royal's public image is a delicate balance; attempts to entertain or appear modern can be seriously cringe.

    Thumbs up for the late Queen Elizabeth II and her James Bond cameo at the Olympic opening ceremony, but two thumbs down for that ultimate pie-in-the-face moment: the 1987 televised game show, "It's a Royal Knockout." 


    Who was to blame for the Windsors dressing up for a pantomime gameshow? Why did it go so very wrong? Was it a turning point for the public perception of the Royals?


    Professor Kate Williams has a theory … perhaps the Royals could be saved from further blunders by taking a tip from history - employing a Royal Jester! We look back at some of those merrymakers, like ‘Roland the Farter’ (it’s much worse than it sounds!).


    However, could a jester really have saved the Royal’s public image from the 101 gaffes of the late Duke of Edinburgh? Some of his jokes were funny, others, these days, would have the Royals cancelled!


    Hosts: Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams

    Series Producer: Ben Devlin

    Production Manager: Vittoria Cecchini 

    Executive Producer: Bella Soames



    Hosts: Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams

    Series Producer: Ben Devlin

    Production Manager: Vittoria Cecchini 

    Content Editor: Joseph Palmer

    Executive Producer: Bella Soames


    A Daily Mail production. Seriously Popular.


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    33 min
  • Royal Blind Dates - Part 2

    Which Royal blind date ended with the burning of six witches? Listen to find out!


    In the second of two episodes, Royal historians Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams explore the often awkward and disastrous Royal first encounters. Discover which king ran from the room, demanding brandy when his blind date was revealed.  However, love is also in the air as Kate and Robert celebrate the truly remarkable and touching story of George III’s marriage.


    And there’s also Robert’s confession: the cunning ruse he often used to get himself a date!


    Hosts: Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams

    Series Producer: Ben Devlin

    Production Manager: Vittoria Cecchini 

    Executive Producer: Bella Soames



    Hosts: Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams

    Series Producer: Ben Devlin

    Production Manager: Vittoria Cecchini 

    Content Editor: Joseph Palmer

    Executive Producer: Bella Soames


    A Daily Mail production. Seriously Popular.


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    26 min
  • Royal Blind Dates - Part 1

    Which aristocratic lady ‘swiped left’ when Henry VIII went looking for a new wife? Listen to find out!


    In the first of two episodes, Royal historians Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams look at the highs and lows of Royal first encounters. Welcome to the strange world of regal dating: marriages at first sight, bedding ceremonies, and proxy consummations. Pity the poor teenage girls who dutifully married Kings who were much older - or preferred the company of men in their bedchambers!


    But Cupid’s Royal arrows do sometimes find their mark. Kate and Robert reveal that it’s possible for Royals to find ‘true love’.


    Hosts: Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams

    Series Producer: Ben Devlin

    Production Manager: Vittoria Cecchini 

    Executive Producer: Bella Soames



    Hosts: Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams

    Series Producer: Ben Devlin

    Production Manager: Vittoria Cecchini 

    Content Editor: Joseph Palmer

    Executive Producer: Bella Soames


    A Daily Mail production. Seriously Popular.


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    25 min
  • The Sex Life of Queen Victoria

    Revealing the surprising sex life of Queen Victoria. Listen Now!

     

    A special edition of our podcast in collaboration with History Hit’s Betwixt the Sheets.

     

    Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams team up with author, podcaster and sex historian Kate Lister to explore Queen Victoria’s intimate personal diaries.

     

    They reveal that she enjoyed "heavenly love and happiness" with her husband, Albert, and the "bliss of watching him shave and the joy of him helping her put on her stockings." 

     

    Also discussed, the two enduring myths: Victoria’s ‘sex button’ by her bed that triggered automatic door locking, ensuring privacy during her nights of passion, and Prince Albert’s alleged metal appendage - you know where!

     

    Hosts then broaden their discussion to dual sexual morality of the Victorian Age. Publicly, Victorians promoted a repressed morality, especially the middle classes, contrasting with the notorious Georgians who were more openly sexual. This Victorian attitude fuelled a seedy underworld of pornographic photography and sex work. The strangest phenomenon to arise was the advent of ‘bicycle porn’, women being photograph in their new cycling bloomers. All very shocking.


    Hosts: Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams

    Series Producer: Ben Devlin

    Production Manager: Vittoria Cecchini 

    Executive Producer: Bella Soames 



    Hosts: Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams

    Series Producer: Ben Devlin

    Production Manager: Vittoria Cecchini 

    Content Editor: Joseph Palmer

    Executive Producer: Bella Soames


    A Daily Mail production. Seriously Popular.


    Sign up to Palace Confidential, the FREE royals newsletter from the Mail's top experts. Delivered straight to your inbox every Thursday, it's the smartest way to stay in the royal inner circle. Just head to dailymail.co.uk/palaceconfidential to sign up today.


      

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    47 min
  • Royals in Crisis: Edward & Mrs Simpson - Part 3

    Find out how Edward and Mrs Simpson cosied up to Adolf Hitler. Listen now!

    Learn about the fury of the Royal Family and how the couple were shunned, and we reveal that Edward may have advised Hitler to bomb Britain into submission.


    The final episode of a three-part deep dive into the controversial relationship between King Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson, examining its impact on the monarchy and revealing the truth behind rumours that both were Nazi sympathisers.

     

    Both historians delve deep into this royal relationship – drawing on extraordinary anecdotal evidence and documents from the National Archives.


    Hosts: Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams

    Series Producer: Ben Devlin

    Production Manager: Vittoria Cecchini 

    Executive Producer: Bella Soames



    Hosts: Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams

    Series Producer: Ben Devlin

    Production Manager: Vittoria Cecchini 

    Content Editor: Joseph Palmer

    Executive Producer: Bella Soames


    A Daily Mail production. Seriously Popular.


    Sign up to Palace Confidential, the FREE royals newsletter from the Mail's top experts. Delivered straight to your inbox every Thursday, it's the smartest way to stay in the royal inner circle. Just head to dailymail.co.uk/palaceconfidential to sign up today.


      

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    38 min
  • Royals in Crisis: Edward & Mrs Simpson - Part 2

    Find out the truth about Wallis Simpson and the rumours of her sex lessons in a Chinese brothel. Listen now!

    Learn about one of the cast-aside lovers of Edward who devoted her life to spreading dark rumours about Wallis Simpson,

    and hear a blow-by-blow account of the abdication crisis that nearly brought down the monarchy.


    The second of a three-part deep dive into the controversial relationship between King Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson, examining its impact on the monarchy.

     

    Professor Kate Williams believes that Edward’s wife Wallis Simpson may not be the ’scarlet women’ that history paints her to be: “I believe she genuinely loved Edward, but she also craved attention and was dazzled by all the jewels – she had so many jewels!”

     

    Hosts: Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams

    Series Producer: Ben Devlin

    Production Manager: Vittoria Cecchini 

    Executive Producer: Bella Soames



    Hosts: Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams

    Series Producer: Ben Devlin

    Production Manager: Vittoria Cecchini 

    Content Editor: Joseph Palmer

    Executive Producer: Bella Soames


    A Daily Mail production. Seriously Popular.


    Sign up to Palace Confidential, the FREE royals newsletter from the Mail's top experts. Delivered straight to your inbox every Thursday, it's the smartest way to stay in the royal inner circle. Just head to dailymail.co.uk/palaceconfidential to sign up today.


      

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    29 min
  • Royals in Crisis: Edward & Mrs Simpson - Part 1

    Find out about King Edward VIII's cruel nanny and the courtesans who shaped his view of women.

    Listen Now!

    Learn how Edward scandalised the court and upset his father with a string of affairs with married women, and we reveal how he got bored of ‘Princing’ – an early indication that he wasn’t cut out for the duties of being a King.


    The first of a three-part deep dive into the controversial relationship between King Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson, examining its impact on the monarchy and revealing the truth behind the rumours.

     

    Royal Biographer Robert Hardman maintains: “Edward was selfish, greedy, and even treacherous; he cosied up to Adolf Hitler when the world knew the evils of his regime”.

     

    Hosts: Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams

    Series Producer: Ben Devlin

    Production Manager: Vittoria Cecchini 

    Executive Producer: Bella Soames 


    Hosts: Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams

    Series Producer: Ben Devlin

    Production Manager: Vittoria Cecchini 

    Content Editor: Joseph Palmer

    Executive Producer: Bella Soames


    A Daily Mail production. Seriously Popular.


    Sign up to Palace Confidential, the FREE royals newsletter from the Mail's top experts. Delivered straight to your inbox every Thursday, it's the smartest way to stay in the royal inner circle. Just head to dailymail.co.uk/palaceconfidential to sign up today.


      

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    25 min
  • Royals & Dastardly Thieves - Part 2

    More tales of thieves who couldn’t resist the sparkle of jewels belonging to the Crown. Listen Now!

    Who stole the so-called Irish Crown Jewels? What are the Cambridge Emeralds? And how did Scottish nationalists manage to drag the Stone of Destiny out of Westminster Abbey on Christmas Eve - a modern story with deep roots in British history.

    The podcast also discusses the suspicious theft of Wallis Simpson's jewels in 1946, raising questions about insurance fraud and inside knowledge. And it also reveals King Edward VIII's appropriation of the Prince of Wales coronet, later replaced with a fake for Prince Charles' investiture.

    Finally, join us for the debate on whether the crown jewels themselves are hot property, containing gems that many believe should rightfully be returned to India and South Africa.


    Hosts: Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams

    Series Producer: Ben Devlin

    Production Manager: Vittoria Cecchini 

    Executive Producer: Bella Soames


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    Hosts: Robert Hardman and Professor Kate Williams

    Series Producer: Ben Devlin

    Production Manager: Vittoria Cecchini 

    Content Editor: Joseph Palmer

    Executive Producer: Bella Soames


    A Daily Mail production. Seriously Popular.


    Sign up to Palace Confidential, the FREE royals newsletter from the Mail's top experts. Delivered straight to your inbox every Thursday, it's the smartest way to stay in the royal inner circle. Just head to dailymail.co.uk/palaceconfidential to sign up today.


      

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    30 min

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