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The plot thickens as Ronnie wakes up from Grenade City last night and realizes he wants to try to make things work with Sam, and Angelina confesses her love for PAULY? Tune in, ya don't wanna miss this episode. CAPISCE?

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Hi guys! We hate to do this to you so soon after our winter break, but we'll BRB! 

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OH MY GOD WE'RE BACK AGAIN! And we promised to never do another season of Jersey Shore, but HERE WE ARE because we LOVE YOU GUYS!  The girls are getting into day 1 in Miami, which insanely enough sets the tone for the entire season and is an absolute MESS! Let's go, y'all! 

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WE HAVE FINALLY MADE IT! Come hang out with us as we crown the loser who "won" Bret Mike's heart, and finally say good riddance to the can of all tunas. THIS IS THE FINALE OF ROLB!

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We are down to the FINAL 3 girls. I can hardly believe that we're nearing the end. And how will Bret Mike be able to make the decision between an (alleged) groupie, a girl with a business plan, and a funky grumpy who hates the color peach? TUNE IN to find out!

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We're finally down to the final four, and you know this week's episode is going to be a little bit boring because all the blondes are gone. However, the Queens end up with a shocking twist of heart after the girls get a little catty this episode in the most unexpected ways! TUNE IN! 

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ITS THE EX EPISODE!!!! Need we say more?!?!?!?! THE DRAMA THIS WEEK IS OFF THE CHARTS!!!

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Wow, guys... In this episode, the drinks are chugging, the tempers are flaring, and there's BABYSITTING? Good lord. 

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We have the first (and last) annual truckstop games this week where it gets super weird, Bret continues to send mixed messages to the girls about what he expects in a partner, some SECTUAL shit happens on the back of the bus, and... a speed bump gets a credit as a main character this week? WHOA. You don't want to miss this one!

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Oh good lord, it's the MUDBOWL. Tune in as the Queens try to talk sports. We also have a small discovery regarding Bret's can.