Queerstake

Here’s today’s (vegan) steak recipe:

-50/50 mixture of Young Men and Young Women (Youth organizations for teenagers in the LDS church)

-Dash of bi erasure (People denying the existence or validity of bisexuality)

-USGA, 1/2 cup (‘Understanding Sexuality, Gender, and Allyship’, a technically unofficial club at Brigham Young University)

-1 Polysexual (A sexual attraction to multiple genders)

-Dungeons & Dragons (A tabletop RPG I’m obsessed with)

Combine first 3 ingredients. Marinate steak in them for 15 minutes. Lightly sprinkle Polysexual and D&D on both sides. Grill to desired pinkness. Serve with a side of well created queer characters.

Podcast art provided by Briton Groesbeck.

Music provided by Pink Pocket Squares (Dave Supplee & Mika McIntosh)

Here’s the recipe for today’s steak:

- One ‘the mark’ soaked in milk (Apparently no longer done, if someone confessed to their bishop that they had participated in homosexual acts, the bishop would sometimes leave a mark or note on their records which would prevent them from holding certain callings within the ward)

-Singles Ward, 6 tbsp (A congregation specifically for young married adults between the ages of 18 and 31)

-Rick’s College, sweetened and condensed, 8 oz can (Now known as Brigham Young University- Idaho and the Lord’s 5th favorite school)

-Primary, aged 12 years (During the second hour of church, while the adults go to Sunday School, the children are taken to their own ‘classes’)

-Bishop, whole peeled (The unpaid leader of a ward or congregation)

Podcast art provided by Briton Groesbeck.

Music provided by Pink Pocket Squares (Dave Supplee & Mika McIntosh)

Here’s the recipe for today’s steak:

-1 EQ Prez, diced (The Elder’s Quorum President is the leader of the adult men class during the third [soon to be every other second] hour of church)

-1 lb Bishop, tenderized (The spiritual leader of a ward, or congregation)

-6 tbs of Stake (Several individual wards or congregations organized into a larger, regional unit; the presidency of this group of congregations helps to guide local clergy [bishops] at the ward/single congregation level, and assist when matters need a "higher-level" approach)

-Honey, to taste

Coat the steak thoroughly with ingredients. Grill to desired pinkness in middle. Pair with Taylor Swift.

Podcast art provided by Briton Groesbeck.

Music provided by Pink Pocket Squares (Dave Supplee & Mika McIntosh)

Here's the recipe for today's steak:

-4-5 years at BYU (Brigham Young University, the Lord's most favored school)

-2 mission companions (Mormon men typically serve 2 year missions to spread the gospel. Each young man has at least one companion with them at all times).

-A pinch of Transfers (Missionaries move around a certain area during their mission. Scott served in multiple areas of Germany. Each transfer lasts 6 weeks.)

-1 tbs of SVU (Southern Virginia University. Basically BYU- Virginia, and the Lord’s fifth favored school.)

-idk man probs some salt & pepper

Coat the steak thoroughly with ingredients. Grill to desired pinkness in middle. Pair with a free Cafe Rio meal.

Podcast art provided by Briton Groesbeck.