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In this episode we go over -Ignition. Again. Always. -Max and Zach’s differing views on strip clubs. Zach has been scarred by cut rate craigslist strippers, and Max just goes to hang out. -Max loves the beach. He just hates being AT the beach. -WE DO NOT APPROVE OF MASON JARS. -People wipe standing up? Is this really a thing? Savages -Max is a fearful pooper. -Terrible bathrooms: The College Experience. -One of us fought a roommate twice our age. Tune in to see how that went. -How to lose two jobs in one day without committing a crime. -The happier times of Doug. Yeah, the cartoon. -Zach has a bucket list item of being publicly protested against. Can we make this happen? -Inheritances: Because even that terrible aunt has a cool picture or something. -Zach still hates spiders; Max still loves dolphins. Water is still wet. Will update with news. -How come the phrase ”Don’t worry about it; look, I need you to…” is always followed by a shady ass request? -Zach has a terrible convoluted argument on why watching the Lions is different than supporting the NFL. It is bad. -The Lions. Ugh. -Cam Jordan. Stop disrespecting women, but continue lifting their boyfriends into the air like children.
We aren't happy with ourselves. We are coming to terms with it though. We mentioned a lot of early aught rappers/r&b singers. R. Kelly mostly. Because the world needs him and he needs to piss so everyone just needs to deal with it. Further, R. Kelly did pee on black girls? Is Amy Poehler wrong and even if she is who cares, no one watches Hulu. Who is Lil B and why are we afraid of him? Max is very disgruntled. Is it a black thing or is it because he's being sexually harassed or mistaken for someone who can hold a job? Zach has burning hate for burning man. You can be gay or a prostitute but you can't not pay your taxes. Max screams at a stranger who wrote a slightly rude youtube comment on the Questionable Decisions Channel. PBS just hopped in bed with HBO. Gentrification at it's finest. We talk about when Child Stars get hot.
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