What's the difference anyway between China, Korea and Japan; Protestantism and Catholicism; traditional vasectomies and our newly invented kind; Hollywood tough guys and real tough guys; and cliques and clans? We don't know either but maybe you can listen to us try to figure it out.

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Buckle up and strap in for our discussion of microchips, eye sockets, disgraceful clowns, eavesdropping stalkers, red pills, totalitarians, amiable jockeys, secret societies, rocket scientists, and vertical circulation to heaven.
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Our list of enemies has grown to include disgruntled burrito wrappers, psychopaths and archvillain The Fuckface. Our aching bodies require the use of therapeutic helmets and cough drops. And, as if that weren't enough, we get assailed by a couple of dirty wrestlers.

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This one’s got all kinds of manipulation: parents manipulating children, children manipulating parents, cap’n crunch manipulating his way behind the wheel of a large oceangoing vessel, and quacks manipulating their patients into letting them manipulate their genitals. Plus talking penises, hysterical women, stereotypical pants-less druids, and sexless old folks. Bon appetit.
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Here comes a bracingly earnest discussion of execution styles, silences of lambs, skin-based handicrafts, tidy spiders, cemeteries for the shunned, dick protectors, diapers, and long nose hairs. 
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This week we got into useless eulogies, tube babies, uppers, supporters, single-syllable diets, swords, shovels, livers, oysters, overs, unders, coffee protectors, and long freaky arms. 
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Chock full of bwomps, libertines, charlatans, amusement parks, rubber sheets, vitamins, insecurities, nutrition myths, and ancient hominids.

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This episode addresses the eponymous orifice, a hung jury, spider husks, romantic fascists, gingivitis (tune in to find out which kind!), and a coffee conspiracy theory. 
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This week, we talk turkey on letting it all hang out at home, ape projectiles, squirrels, backloading, diapers, workplace equality, conspiracy theories, and crotchscaping.
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This time around, we flap our gums about pro wrestling, steroids, Cucker Tarlson, racist meth-heads, thigh thicknesses, horny art, big hogs, the last laugh, and a haunted airplane.

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