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- 29: Cannibalism Adjacent: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XVI (Episode 29)This week, we tackle contactless-ness, sainthood, one-way streets, snuff, giving and/or taking fucks, look-sees, sprays & plumes, cannibalism, and bestiality.
Twitter: QSBurstsInstagram: quickshortbursts33 min - 28: Line Jerk: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XV (Episode 28)Contents include breasts as reminders of butts, pointless bickering, meaningless phrases, mouth stuff, dreams, the sacrifice of resurrecting a loved one, and how circle jerks work.
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Instagram: quickshortbursts42 min - 26: Stuff Yourself Fit: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XIII (Episode 26)This evening we gabbed about bad language, shampoo instructions, doubling up on burial plots, Stephen Miller’s resemblance to a Seuss villain, white supremacist numerology and hokum, more wacky conspiracy theories, and eating for fitness.
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Instagram: quickshortbursts35 min - 25: #squatchlife: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XII (Episode 25)Have a look at these topics, why don’t you? Eroticism, ill-advised shower activities, a controversial hat, problems, and Bigfoot were all discussed this week.
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Instagram: quickshortbursts35 min - 24: What Is Pud?: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XI (Episode 24)Join us as we investigate unintuitive phrases for masturbation, where the golden rule goes awry, autoerotic asphyxiation, garden mollusks, long journeys, and augmented reality.
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Instagram: quickshortbursts39 min - 23: The Last Bearboy: The COVID-19 Calls, Part X (Episode 23)You just can’t put a price on these hijinks, yet we give them away with little regard for our own well-being. Check out ubermenschen, reverse centaurs, bear farming, city music, and Trojan horsing.
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Instagram: quickshortbursts45 min - 22: Ninety Is the New Thirty: The COVID-19 Calls, Part IX (Episode 22)Contents include aquatic mating rituals, squandered old age, smile-centrism, AI makeup tips, exaggerated southern-ness, and legally binding bumper stickers.
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Instagram: quickshortbursts38 min - 21: Every Fine Gentleman Is Aware of These Measurements: The COVID-19 Calls, Part VIII (Episode 21)Here’s what we have on offer for the week: quarantine hairstyles, temporarily conjoined people, nose-picking musculature, Russian impressions, and underwear where just your balls hang out of ‘em. Please enjoy.
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Instagram: quickshortbursts37 min - 20: Bring Black Sheets and a Copy of Your Will: The COVID-19 Calls, Part VII (Episode 20)This week, it’s about fancy dog food, spandex, sha-na-na-nas, typography, more ditties, hyphenated names, therapists for therapists, and starting a cult under quarantine.
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