QUINNSPIRACY

In this ZANY episode, our friend Omer Orbison calls in and dares us to hold his attention. This man's attention span is so small "You could ram it up a Gnat's ass and it would look like a BB in a box car". Is ingesting MAGIC mushrooms the easiest way to communicate with Space Aliens?? Who really cares about BIGFOOT?? Has Pat Buchanan ever taken BLACK BEAUTIES?? Why does Anthony Quinn look like a CASTAWAY from Mylifeisfucked Island?? How many times can one man hear "BE SAFE" before he starts rubbing excrement in his hair?? These YUMMY questions will be enjoyed on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

In this VERY funny episode, our friend Josh Wells calls in and we talk about all kinds of stuff. Is there a PARALLEL between Sushi and Cannibalism??Should you be put in a CAMP for asking a tall person "How is the weather up there"?? Was KURT COBAIN an alien robot?? Would Anthony Quinn RESORT to eating "People Pizza"?? Why is RINGO still alive?? These heady questions will be tackled on this CRISP episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

In this laid back episode, Helaine Witt calls in and we talk mostly about the comedy scene, while we have a few laughs. Is there a CREATURE that is funnier than us all?? Or...is this creature just really good at Instagram?? How many YEARS  does it take to get good at comedy {even if you're a spoiled piece of garbage living with your parents the whole time)?? Does life EXPERIENCE really matter?? Will Anthony Quinn eat anything with the right "SAUCE"?? Should you stay HOME and be good boys and girls?? These mind-blowing questions will be answered on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.  

In this episode, Gilbert Hernandez finally calls in and graces us with his presence. This mans mother is the nicest lady in the word, to ever get cursed with a jar of dirt. How HOT are the ET hermaphrodites?? Where the PYRAMIDS built by very determined people from Mexico?? Do you have a VOODOO Jar of dirt in your backyard?? How long does it really take to go get MILK?? Does Anthony Quinn draw his comedy POWERS from Cheesy Space Aliens or Cheesy Bread?? This episode is hysterical!! Listen!! What the f*ck else are you doing?? QUINNSPIRACY.... THE TRUTH IS FUNNY!!

In this episode, our friend Patrick Moroney calls in and we have some good laughs. What is that GLEAM in his eye?? Is it Contagious?? Did you read "THE POWER OF PIZZA" by Anthony Quinn?? How much comedy do you have to do to become powerless over RAZOR blades?? When can i go PLAY with my friends again?? Is it a conspiracy that allot of people HATE conspiracys?? These questions will not be answered on this FUNNY episode of QUINNSPIRACY.  

In this episode, we talk to one of our new friends Todd Montesi. This man has not only kept his comedy sharp but his dental hygiene has remained impeccable. How do you continue to BRUSH after every meal when the world is dying?? Does the PENTAGON footage show Anthony Quinn eating Pizza shaped UFOs?? Do Space Aliens love NOODLE houses?? Should I MASK my feelings?...Or Just my face?? These Hip questions will be SMASHED on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

In this episode, we are graced with a call in from Andrew Stiener. This man is a big fan of this podcast and will admit it if you give him enough MAGIC TRUFFLES. When will the post APOCALYPSE campfire open mics start?? Are DUTCH women easy?? Do your SNEAKERS make a good pillow?? When will Anthony Quinn's SPECIAL costume be ready?? Who are the POGUES?? These Metropolitan questions and some suburban questions will be answered on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.   

In this episode, Carl stops by and tries his best not to say the M word. While we giggle and chuckle like two fat guys in a Pandemic, we try to get to the heart of Carl's skepticism about Aliens. Is Carl actually working for the ALIENS to throw us off the trail?? Did Steve Martin SHAPE-SHIFT his career into unfunny garbage?? Will Anthony Quinn start playing a guitar made out of PIZZA?? Are BALD people more evolved?? Is there a GHOST of Jersey past?? Get the Answers!! Tune in to this episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

In this episode, we talk with Emma Cohen and find out that she has very little tolerance for lazy APPARITIONS. Could there be no UFOs?? Are GHOSTS picky and unmotivated?? Why does Anthony Quinn eat foods that HAUNT his insides?? Are ESCAPE rooms a total rip-off?? Does bombing at an online mic VIRTUALLY suck?? These questions will only be asked on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.