QUINNSPIRACY

In this episode, our "good" friend John Wendell calls in and helps us continue on,  with the massive amount of VERY funny content, we are producing on this amazing podcast. We try to get to the bottom of all the B.S. that is going on. Is there an INTERDENOMINATIONAL beast that resides on Skinwalker Ranch?? Could John's impression of Anthony Quinn be A LOT better?? Is there TASTY edible toilet paper?? Do Space Aliens need us for our BALLS-OUT comedy?? These essential questions will be answered on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.  

In this episode, our friend Antonio "SMASH" Benitez, calls in and shares the toilet paper woes he and his family face on a daily basis. This young man can only get the smallest rolls of TP known to mankind. Will Anthony Quinn show him where to cop the SCOTT 1000 sheet jams?? Can I get some REAL Tiger Penis tea?? Who BLURRED out those darn genitals??  These great  questions and some not so great questions will be answered on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

In this laugh packed episode, our friend Connor Simcox calls in, we discuss some series topics, that we feel deserve undivided attention in tough times. Do overprivileged people from Connecticut think GERONIMO is a Disney Movie?? Did Hitler kill Bigfoot trying to make a super NAZISQUACH?? Will Anthony Quinn make his way to the campus of YALE for some Clandestine Pizza?? Do SPACE ALIENS watch the History Channel?? These fascinating underprivileged questions, will absolutely be answered on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.  

In this episode, Kate Lawlor calls in and we talk about alcoholism, child abduction, and comedy, not necessarily in that order. How many SPACE ALIENS will Kate have to date before she gets eaten?? Can I catch a PORTAL to a parallel dimension??..PLEASE!!?? Why does Anthony Quinn think the MUMMY stole his Pizza?? Will we be able to HATE ourselves in public anytime soon?? What does "STAY SAFE" really mean?? These wholesome questions will definitely be answered, on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

In this episode, our favorite skeptic Raphael Hernandez calls in and tries to PO PO on our parade, after admitting that he himself breaks bread with the MASONS. Why is that weird looking BROOM on the wall?? How many CAPITAL LETTERS in your name?? Does BIGFOOT have "rights"?? Will Anthony Quinn find a way to get PROBED in the Pandemic?? Do Space Aliens really care about WHITE PEOPLE?? These very serious questions, may possibly be answered on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

In this episode, our friend Dave Hoj calls in and helps us create more beautiful content. We find out that Dave is quite the conspiracy enthusiast, we infer that if he didn't find comedy, he just might be selling hot-dogs in DEALEY PLAZA. Does New Jersey have a UFO Witness Protection Program?? Can I go to TEXAS and pretend to shoot someone?? Did Anthony Quinn really get kicked out of his Jr. Prom for smoking PIZZA?? When will the LAUGHS ever stop?? These silly questions, and other HEARTFELT questions, will be answered on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.  

In this episode, our friend Andrew Rich stops by and tries to convince us he is having a good pandemic. Is this man mentally divergent, or has he just been married too long?? Will "CLEATS"  fire Andrew and do a show with Mrs. Rich instead?? Will Anthony Quinn get kicked out of sleepover camp for drinking all the MAPLE SYRUP?? Is there such a place as COMEDYVILLE?? Why do spoiled people buy so much Chinese food?? Will Comedy ever be the same?? These domesticated questions, and other miserable questions, will be answered on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

In this episode, our friend Jason Scott calls in, and complains about the Easter Bunny. What is this man all HOPPED up about?? Is Bigfoot really an Alien that came here to hide and be Gay?? How do I meet a man for sex behind a dumpster?? Will there ever be enough toilet paper again for Anthony Quinn to live a FULLY WIPED life?? Did HIV come from MONKEY SOUP?? These beautiful questions, and some slightly ugly ones, will be answered on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

In this episode, our favorite field investigator Luke Rothschild stops by, and as usual, he gives us LOTS of hope for the future. Should the History Channel change it's name to "The White Trash Idiot's Channel"?? Who in this WORLD is responsible for Ancient Aliens?? Is there such thing as COSMIC PIZZA?? Will Anthony Quinn ever get his well deserved E.T.A.P.(Extra Terrestrial Anal Probe)?? WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON?? These questions, and only these questions, will be answered on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

In this episode, we talk with Pedro Garcia, Yusef Goff chimes in a time or two, god help us all. Can I order a marinated Unicorn penis from Amazon?? Does mixing sperm with Cheetos by accident make you a bad person?? Is going to WHITE CASTLE at 1:00 am every night essential to Anthony Quinn's survival?? Why does going to the super market fell like a third world country airport?? these hungry questions, and some other starving ones, will be answered on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.