"I have the body of an eighteen-year-old.. I keep it in the fridge."

Spike Milligan, Irish-English comedian.

Spike Milligan was a renowned Irish-English comedian, writer, poet, and playwright, best known for his groundbreaking work on the radio comedy show "The Goon Show". His unique blend of surreal humor and whimsical storytelling has left an indelible mark on the world of comedy, influencing generations of comedians and entertainers.

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"Being broke is a temporary situation. Being poor is a state of mind."

D.L. Hughley, American comedian.

D.L. Hughley, a standout in the world of comedy, is renowned for blending humor with sharp social commentary, often focusing on race and politics. He gained widespread fame as part of the original lineup of "The Original Kings of Comedy" and for his sitcom, "The Hughleys," which explored family and social themes with humor and insight.

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"I don't really like to gamble, but if there's one thing I'm willing to bet on, it's myself."

Tiffany Haddish, American comedian.

Tiffany Haddish is an African American comedian and actress, known for her vibrant personality and her ability to bring laughter and insight through her unique perspective on life's challenges and experiences. Her work often reflects her heritage and experiences, making her a significant figure in the world of comedy. She rose to fame with her breakout role in the 2017 film "Girls Trip."

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"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV. And when I see a symptom, I say, 'See a specialist'."

Bernie Mac, American comedian.

Bernie Mac was renowned for his stand-up comedy and acting, particularly in "The Bernie Mac Show" and "Ocean's Eleven." His comedy often featured bold, direct humor and real-life experiences, making him a beloved figure in the entertainment industry.

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"The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone's advice."

Eddie Murphy, American comedian.

Eddie Murphy, a legendary figure in the world of comedy and acting, first rose to fame as a cast member on "Saturday Night Live" in the early 1980s. Known for his versatility and charismatic screen presence, Murphy starred in a string of successful films including "Beverly Hills Cop," "Coming to America," and "Shrek," where he lent his voice to the beloved character Donkey. Additionally, Murphy has been recognized for his work in stand-up comedy, with his specials "Delirious" and "Raw" remaining influential in the comedy world.

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"I went to jail for 11 days for disturbing the peace; I was trying to disturb the peace, but I never got to disturb it."

Richard Pryor, American comedian.

Richard Pryor, widely acclaimed as one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time, revolutionized the comedy landscape with his raw, honest, and boundary-pushing humor that delved into issues of race, personal hardship, and societal norms. His legacy lives on through his influence on a generation of comedians, as well as his classic stand-up routines and memorable performances in film and television.

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“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.” 

Graham Norton, Irish comedian.

Graham Norton is a renowned Irish television and radio presenter, comedian, actor, and writer, best known for hosting the wildly popular and eponymous "The Graham Norton Show" on BBC One. With his sharp wit, infectious laughter, and engaging interview style, Norton has become a beloved figure in the entertainment industry, known for his ability to elicit entertaining and candid conversations with celebrity guests.

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“I rang up British Telecom and said: ‘I want to report a nuisance caller.’ He said: ‘Not you again.’”

Tim Vine, English comedian.

Tim Vine, an English comedian and writer, is renowned for his quick-fire puns and one-liner jokes, which have earned him a reputation as one of the UK's most inventive comic minds. His stand-up performances, characterized by rapid delivery and an abundance of wordplay, have garnered him numerous awards, including the world record for most jokes told in an hour, cementing his status as a master of pun-based humor.

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"Here’s a picture of me with REM. That’s me in the corner."

Milton Jones, British comedian.

Milton Jones, known for his distinctive style and quirky one-liners, is a celebrated British comedian renowned for his appearances on BBC Radio 4 and the panel show "Mock the Week." His comedy often revolves around puns and absurd observations, delivered with a deadpan demeanor, making him a unique and memorable figure in the world of stand-up comedy.

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"I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning… that can keep me awake for days."

Billy Connolly, Scottish comedian.

Billy Connolly, often known as "The Big Yin," is a celebrated Scottish comedian, musician, and actor, renowned for his vivacious and storytelling style of comedy. His career, spanning several decades, has not only made him a national treasure in Scotland but also brought international acclaim for his humor, charisma, and distinctive perspective on life.

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