"Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

George Carlin, American comedian.

George Carlin was a legendary comedian known for his sharp wit, social commentary, and fearless exploration of taboo topics. His provocative humor challenged societal norms and inspired generations of comedians to push boundaries.

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"A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five."

Groucho Marx, American comedian.

Groucho Marx was a legendary comedian known for his quick wit, distinctive mustache, and iconic cigar. His comedic talents shone brightly in films like "Duck Soup" and as the host of the game show "You Bet Your Life."

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"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."

Stephen Colbert, American comedian.

Stephen Colbert is a renowned American comedian, writer, and television host, best known for his satirical news program "The Colbert Report" and his role as the host of "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert." With his sharp wit and incisive commentary, Colbert has established himself as a prominent figure in late-night television and political satire.

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"I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of."

Louis C.K., American comedian.

Louis C.K. is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and filmmaker known for his candid and often self-deprecating humor. His work, which includes the critically acclaimed television series "Louie" and numerous stand-up specials, often explores themes of everyday life, relationships, and his experiences as a father, often pushing the boundaries of comedy with his unfiltered style.

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"I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me."

Noel Coward was a prolific British playwright, composer, and actor, known for his wit, sophistication, and charm both on and off the stage. His works, such as "Private Lives" and "Blithe Spirit," continue to be celebrated for their comedic brilliance and insightful social commentary.

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"You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years."

Chris Rock is an acclaimed American comedian, actor, writer, and producer, known for his sharp wit and insightful commentary on social and political issues. He gained fame as a cast member on "Saturday Night Live" in the early 1990s and has since starred in numerous films and stand-up specials, establishing himself as one of the most influential comedians of his era.

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"If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.!

Johnny Carson was an iconic American television host best known for his legendary tenure as the host of "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson." With his wit, charm, and impeccable timing, Carson captivated audiences for decades, cementing his legacy as a pioneer of late-night television.


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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."

Oscar Wilde, Irish playwright.

Oscar Wilde was a renowned Irish playwright, poet, and author, known for his sharp wit and flamboyant style, which was iconic in the late Victorian era. He is most celebrated for his plays such as "The Importance of Being Earnest" and his novel "The Picture of Dorian Gray," which explore themes of beauty, and moral duplicity in society.

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"The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend."

Katharine Hepburn, American actress.

Katharine Hepburn, a legendary actress known for her fierce independence and iconic performances, captivated audiences with her unique charm and undeniable talent throughout her prolific career. With a record-setting four Academy Awards for Best Actress and a reputation for breaking societal norms both on and off the screen, Hepburn remains an enduring figure in the annals of Hollywood history.

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"Never make a decision when you have to pee."

Leonard Cohen, from his novel "Beautiful Losers".

Leonard Cohen, the legendary Canadian singer-songwriter, captivated audiences not only with his music but also with his literary prowess. In his novel "Beautiful Losers," published by Bantam Books in 1966, Cohen explores themes of love, spirituality, and identity with his signature poetic style, leaving readers entranced by his unconventional narrative.

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