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  • Quite Excellent Episode 018 - Autumn
    Autumn
    Mr. Lydon

    Autumn
    Kalidasa

     

    The autumn comes, a maiden fair
    In slenderness and grace,
    With nodding rice-stems in her hair
    And lilies in her face.
    In flowers of grasses she is clad;
    And as she moves along,
    Birds greet her with their cooing glad
    Like bracelets' tinkling song.

    A diadem adorns the night
    Of multitudinous stars;
    Her silken robe is white moonlight,
    Set free from cloudy bars;
    And on her face (the radiant moon)
    Bewitching smiles are shown:
    She seems a slender maid, who soon
    Will be a woman grown.

    Over the rice-fields, laden plants
    Are shivering to the breeze;
    While in his brisk caresses dance
    The blossomed-burdened trees;
    He ruffles every lily-pond
    Where blossoms kiss and part,
    And stirs with lover's fancies fond
    The young man's eager heart.

    5 min
  • Quite Excellent Episode 017 - Did I Miss Anything?
    Did I Miss Anything?
    Mr. Lydon

    Did I Miss Anything
    Tom Wayman

    Nothing. When we realized you weren’t here
    we sat with our hands folded on our desks
    in silence, for the full two hours

    Everything. I gave an exam worth
    40 percent of the grade for this term
    and assigned some reading due today
    on which I’m about to hand out a quiz
    worth 50 percent

    Nothing. None of the content of this course
    has value or meaning
    Take as many days off as you like:
    any activities we undertake as a class
    I assure you will not matter either to you or me
    and are without purpose

    Everything. A few minutes after we began last time
    a shaft of light suddenly descended and an angel
    or other heavenly being appeared
    and revealed to us what each woman or man must do
    to attain divine wisdom in this life and
    the hereafter
    This is the last time the class will meet
    before we disperse to bring the good news to all people on earth.

    Nothing. When you are not present
    how could something significant occur?

    Everything. Contained in this classroom
    is a microcosm of human experience
    assembled for you to query and examine and ponder
    This is not the only place such an opportunity has been gathered

    but it was one place

    And you weren’t here

    6 min
  • Quite Excellent Episode 016 - Does Marge Have Friends?
    Does Marge Have Friends?
    Mr. Lydon

    Does Maude Have Friends? (A Poem in Fifteen Tweets)
    Raphael Bob-Waksberg

    @RaphaelBW
     Does Marge have friends?

    @RaphaelBW
     (a poem in fifteen tweets)

    @RaphaelBW
     Who are Marge’s friends? Is Helen Lovejoy a friend? Sarah Wiggum? Agnes Skinner?

    @RaphaelBW
     To whom does Marge spill her secrets over coffee on cold days? Who laughs at Marge’s jokes? Who knows Marge, truly and well?

    @RaphaelBW
     Who tells Marge to leave the brute, knowing she won’t? “You don’t have to stay. You deserve so much more.”

    @RaphaelBW
     Who, on a morning walk, sees a tall blue bush, texts a photo to Marge, “this made me think of you”? Surely not Lenny, or Kirk or Luann.

    @RaphaelBW
     Did Marge mourn for Maude Flanders? Late nights, at the kitchen table, staring at her own hands. Is she haunted still by her absence?

    @RaphaelBW
     Does she see in her late neighbor a cautionary tale? Seldom-remembered, semi-anonymous Maude — could this fate too befall Marge?

    @RaphaelBW
     Perhaps, once at a summer barbecue, when both were still alive, Maude grabbed Marge’s hand under the table and held tight.

    @RaphaelBW
     What prompted this sudden connection, this sudden expression of— what was it, warmth?

    @RaphaelBW
     The two weren’t close— acquaintances, sure, had they ever even hugged?

    @RaphaelBW
    And yet here they were, holding hands, silently, secretly, while their children shrieked and their husbands grilled the hot dogs.

    @RaphaelBW
    One night, Marge couldn’t sleep, the linens, hung to dry in the yard, flapping in the wind with unprecedented accent.

    @RaphaelBW
    Marge wandered into the night, a fleck of yellow in a blanket of white stars, and she felt, as she often did, alone.

    @RaphaelBW
     Marge felt the sharp grass on her feet, the breeze on her face. Over the fence she saw Maude, pale as a sheet, her eyes wet with tears.

    @RaphaelBW
     Marge looked to her— “Maude?” and Maude shook her head.

    @RaphaelBW
    And Maude whispered this: “It’s not the calm before the storm that frightens me. It’s the calm that follows.”

    13 min
  • Quite Excellent Episode 015 - We Wear the Mask
    We Wear The Mask
    Mr. Lydon

    We Wear the Mask
    Paul Laurence Dunbar

    We wear the mask that grins and lies,
    It hides our cheeks and shades our eyes,—
    This debt we pay to human guile;
    With torn and bleeding hearts we smile,
    And mouth with myriad subtleties.

    Why should the world be over-wise,
    In counting all our tears and sighs?
    Nay, let them only see us, while
           We wear the mask.

    We smile, but, O great Christ, our cries
    To thee from tortured souls arise.
    We sing, but oh the clay is vile
    Beneath our feet, and long the mile;
    But let the world dream otherwise,
           We wear the mask!

    10 min
  • Quite Excellent Episode 014 - A Good Dog
    A Good Dog
    Mr. Lydon

    A Good Dog
    Wesley Lydon

    Tail-wagging and leash-pulling as
    we lead her into her new home, let loose
    she runs from the front door, runs fast
    not about the house, wild, but out
    into the back. Excitement paused for manners,
    she uses the little dog's room that first sweet day, because
    She is a Good Dog.

    Tail-wagging, window-fogging as
    we bring Santa's snow for wishing children,
    she's in my lap inside the truck,
    eager to breath the frozen air.
    But the window is up, repelling the cold,
    so she just follows passing lights that cut the pitch, because
    She is a Good Dog.

    Tail-wagging and gums-bleeding as
    we survey: the crumpled garage door seams,
    bent from climbing paws, anxious teeth;
    the house door, licked soft and dug through;
    the door knob, dimpled from teeth that turned, opened.
    Even bloody, stump-toothed, she's smiling-glad we're home, because
    She is a Good Dog.

    Tail-wagging and mouth-agape as
    she tries and fails to catch a soft- tossed treat,
    always trying, always missing.
    Sniffing out the lost treat, crunching,
    lapping up the pieces with her great pink tongue.
    I clap the thick bassy drum of her sturdy ribs because
    She is a Good Dog

    Tail-wagging and fur-kneaded as
    the baby, clambering, pulls ears, rolls down
    her haunch. Grayed white tuffs are loosed, thrown.
    Baby stumbles over her brown-
    freckled face, poking at her patient, kind eyes;
    she groans, rolls to expose her belly for scratching, because
    She is a Good Dog.

    I clap her hollow ribs,
    Feel the bones, the spine. Her slow steps
    are less steady. We coax
    her to eat, and she does,
    mostly. She hears less or is more in-
    different. But she still comes when I call because
    She is a Good Dog.

    She sees waiting dogs and
    leash-pulls, strong again one moment.
    But her tail remains limp.
    Lying, calm, the cruel-kind
    pink syringe drains and she breaths deep, rests
    her head, heavy, on my lap. I knead her because
    She was my Good Dog.

    5 min
  • Quite Excellent Episode 013 - The Wounded Cupid
    The Wounded Cupid
    Mr. Lydon

    The Wounded Cupid. Song
    BY ANACREON
    TRANSLATED BY ROBERT HERRICK


    Cupid as he lay among
    Roses, by a Bee was stung. 
    Whereupon in anger flying
    To his Mother, said thus crying; 
    Help! O help! your Boy’s a dying. 
    And why, my pretty Lad, said she? 
    Then blubbering, replied he, 
    A winged Snake has bitten me, 
    Which Country people call a Bee. 
    At which she smil’d; then with her hairs
    And kisses drying up his tears: 
    Alas! said she, my Wag! if this
    Such a pernicious torment is: 
    Come tell me then, how great’s the smart
    Of those, thou woundest with thy Dart!

     

    7 min
  • Quite Excellent Episode 012 - Cape Cod Pantoum
    Cape Cod Pantoum
    Mr. Lydon

    Cape Cod Pantoum
    Maria Nazos

    Tonight you’re loaning Billy your car, a brand-new
    seal-gray Volkswagen Passat with four doors,
    though last week at 3 a.m., he stole your canoe,
    and sank it in the autumn sea, then swam ashore.

    Tonight you’re lending Billy your car—it’s brand-new—
    and he’s a well-meaning, blue-eyed Byronic drinking man
    who last week, at 3 a.m., stole your beached canoe,
    and when it sank he blamed it on a dolphin.

    A well-meaning, blue-eyed, Byronic, hard-drinking man
    whose phone calls you take, no matter the hour,
    who sank your canoe and blamed it on a dolphin,
    and the young man with him, whom the sea sadly devoured,

    so you’ll always take Billy’s call, no matter the hour.
    Because, you sigh, his mother’s dying, too, and he’s drinking again.
    He’s no longer a young man (he’s sad and he’s drowning),
    and neither are you, and all friends sometimes sin.

    Besides, you sigh, his mother’s dying, too, that’s why he’s drinking.
    She wasn’t a beauty—she came on to you long ago.
    And he’s not a young man; he’s drunk and he’s drowning.
    So you press the phone to your cheek, stare out the dark window.

    Who hasn’t come on to you? (Who wasn’t lovely long ago?)
    (Even Billy did; his tragic need, his blank blue eyes.)
    You press the phone to cheek, stare out the dark window,
    and listen to him make a mess of our peaceful lives.

    Now back in bed, we return to our disrupted romance.
    Although last week, at 3 a.m., he stole your canoe,
    you set a sinking man adrift in the sea of second chance:
    tonight you’ve loaned Billy your car again, brand-new.
     

    7 min
  • Quite Excellent Episode 011 - Scavengers
    Scavengers
    Mr. Lydon

    Your body wakes
    into its quiet rattle.
    Ropes & ropes . . . 
    How quickly the animal
    empties.
    We’re alone again
    with spent mouths. 
    Two trout gasping
    on a June shore.
    Side by side, I see
    what I came for, behind
    your iris: a tiny mirror.
    I stare
    into its silver syllable
    where a fish with my face
    twitches once
    then gones. 

    The fisherman
    suddenly a boy
    with too much to carry.

    6 min
  • Quite Excellent Episode 010 - Leisure (And Bonus Poem: On My Daughter's Twentieth Minute...)
    Leisure (and Bonus Poem, On My Daughter's Twentieth Minute...)
    Mr. Lydon

    Leisure
    William Henry Davies

    What is this life if, full of care,
    We have no time to stand and stare.

    No time to stand beneath the boughs
    And stare as long as sheep or cows.

    No time to see, when woods we pass,
    Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass.

    No time to see, in broad daylight,
    Streams full of stars, like skies at night.

    No time to turn at Beauty's glance,
    And watch her feet, how they can dance.

    No time to wait till her mouth can
    Enrich that smile her eyes began.

    A poor life this is if, full of care,
    We have no time to stand and stare.
     

    On My Daughter’s Twentieth Minute
    Putting on a Sock Before School
    Wesley Lydon

    The red-blocked digits on the microwave
    have paused until, at twenty past, I have
    made a sandwich, sliced diagonally, 
    and carrots, with ranch, each cut carefully  
    to exactly neither-too-big-nor-small, 
    and a fruit… cup, I suppose, for the ease
    it offers, an iced water, and a treat
    to show I’d ever thought of her at all.

    I am sure we could be the poetry, 
    portrait, idyllic domesticity
    in relief of smiling, loving mother,
    of fathers, grandparents, other further
    relations hand in hand with small children
    beneath maudlinisms in quirky type
    proclaiming a great Hallmarkian-like
    love, thankful-like love, that kids are stilled in.

    Instead, I am cautiously balancing
    on a tightrope noosed around urgency
    at one end and pulled taught at the other
    by the need to instruct, model for her
    composure and steadfastness and unflapp-
    ability and poise and temperance
    and a real cool-as-a-cucumberness
    that ensures that we bend but never snap.

    Meanwhile, in the enforced periphery,
    apoplectically flailing flurry
    of pantomime and nasal, shotgun grunts
    that is my daughter, she aligns and mis-
    aligns the toe-seam atop her toe-tips, 
    pulls it on, up, down, up, under, over,
    accordion-from-a-ventilator
    in essentialness: life, death if it fits.

    Remember that you love her. You love her.
    For her hugs in the early morning blur,
    for stick drawings and rock, leaf, and bug gifts,
    for “goodnight mom” and “huggy please” and this
    feeling - she's struggling, too, with all of it.
    Remember that when she is gone to school
    you don’t feel in love or warmth half as full
    as when she holds your hand and kisses it.
     


     

    13 min
  • Quite Excellent Episode 009 - Death
    from The One Thousand and One Nights - Death
    Mr. Lydon

    Death

    Once he will miss, twice he will miss,
      He only chooses one of many hours;
    For him nor deep nor hill there is,
      But all’s one level plain he hunts for flowers.
     

    7 min

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This podcast is a supplement to in-class instruction, a place to analyze the poems that will be read in class at the start of the following week.