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  • Quite Excellent Episode 008 - Alzheimer's
    Bob Hicok - Alzheimer's
    Mr. Lydon

    Bob Hicok
    Alzheimer's

    Chairs move by themselves, and books.
    Grandchildren visit, stand
    new and nameless, their faces’ puzzles
    missing pieces. She’s like a fish 

    in a deep ocean, its body made of light.
    She floats through rooms, through
    my eyes, an old woman bereft
    of chronicle, the parable of her life.

    And though she’s almost a child
    there’s still blood between us;
    I passed through her to arrive.
    So I protect her from knives, 

    stairs, from the street that calls
    as rivers do, a summons to walk away, 
    to follow. And dress her,
    demonstrate how buttons work,

    when she sometimes looks up
    and says my name, the sound arriving
    like the trill of a bird so rare
    it’s rumored no longer to exist.
     


     

    9 min
  • Quite Excellent Episode 007 - Rain
    Rain - Vachel Lindsey
    Mr. Lydon

    Vachel Lindsey
    RAIN

    Each storm-soaked flower has a beautiful eye.
    And this is the voice of the stone-cold sky:
    “Only boys keep their cheeks dry.
    Only boys are afraid to cry.
    Men thank God for tears,
    Alone with the memory of their dead,
    Alone with lost years.”
     

    6 min
  • Quite Excellent Episode 006 - It's Raining In Love
    It's Raining In Love
    Mr. Lydon

    Richard Brautigan
    IT’S RAINING IN LOVE

    I don’t know what it is,
    but I distrust myself
    when I start to like a girl
                    a lot.

    It makes me nervous.
    I don’t say the right things
    or perhaps I start
                    to examine,
                                    evaluate
                                                    compute
                    what I am saying.

    If I say, “Do you think it’s going to rain?”
    and she says, “I don’t know,”
    I start thinking: Does she really like me?

    In other words
    I get a little creepy.

    A friend of mine once said,
    “It’s twenty times better to be friends
                    with someone
    than it is to be in love with them.”

    I think he’s right and besides,
    it’s raining somewhere, programming flowers
    and keeping snails happy.
                    That’s all taken care of.

                            BUT
    if a girl likes me a lot
    and starts getting real nervous
    and suddenly begins asking me funny questions
    and looks sad if I give the wrong answers
    and she says things like,
    “Do you think it’s going to rain?”
    and I say, “It beats me,”
    and she says, “Oh,”
    and looks a little sad
    at the clear blue California sky,
    I think: Thank God, it’s you, baby, this time
            instead of me.

    7 min
  • Quite Excellent Episode 005 - What the Spider Heard
    What the Spider Heard
    Mr. Lydon

    What the Spider Heard
    Weldon Kees


    Will there be time for eggnogs and eclogues
    In the place where we’re going? 
    Said the spider to the fly. 

    I think not, said the fly. 
    I think not, sang the chorus. 
    I think not, said a stranger
    Who mysteriously happened by. 

    Will they beat me and treat me the way they did here, 
    In the place where we’re going? 
    Asked the spider of the fly. 

    It is likely, said the fly. 
    Very likely, sang the chorus. 
    Extremely likely, said the stranger, 
    With an eager gleam in his eye. 

    O, why go there when we know there is nothing there but fear
    At this place where we’re going? 
    Said the spider to the fly. 

    What a question! said the fly. 
    What a question! sang the chorus. 
    What a question! said the stranger, 
    Leering slightly at the spider, 
    Winking slyly at the fly. 
     

    9 min
  • Quite Excellent Episode 004 - The Infinite
    Quite Excellent Episode 004 - The Infinite
    Mr. Lydon

    The Infinite
    By Charles Simic

    The infinite yawns and keeps yawning.
    Is it sleepy?
    Does it miss Pythagoras?
    The sails on Columbus’s three ships?
    Does the sound of the surf remind it of itself?
    Does it ever sit over a glass of wine
         and philosophize?
    Does it peek into mirrors at night?
    Does it have a suitcase full of souvenirs
         stashed away somewhere?
    Does it like to lie in a hammock with the wind
         whispering sweet nothings in its ear?
    Does it enter empty churches and light a single
         candle on the altar?
    Does it see us as a couple of fireflies
         playing hide-and-seek in a graveyard?
    Does it find us good to eat?

    6 min
  • Quite Excellent Episode 003 - Bringing My Son to the Police Station to Be Fingerprinted
    Quite Excellent Episode 003 - Bringing My Son to the Police Station to Be Fingerprinted
    Mr. Lydon
    Bringing My Son to the Police Station to be Fingerprinted
    Shoshauna Shy

    My lemon-colored
    whisper-weight blouse
    with keyhole closure
    and sweetheart neckline is tucked
    into a pastel silhouette skirt
    with side-slit vents
    and triplicate pleats
    when I realize in the sunlight
    through the windshield
    that the cool yellow of this blouse clashes
    with the buttermilk heather in my skirt
    which makes me slightly queasy
    however

    the periwinkle in the pattern on the sash
    is sufficiently echoed by the twill uppers
    of my buckle-snug sandals
    while the accents on my purse
    pick up the pink
    in the button stitches

    and then as we pass
    through Weapons Check
    it's reassuring to note
    how the yellows momentarily mesh
    and make an overall pleasing
    composite

    9 min
  • Quite Excellent Episode 002 - Summer Wind
    Quite Excellent 002 - Summer Wind
    Mr. Lydon

    Summer Wind
    By William Cullen Bryant


    It is a sultry day; the sun has drunk
    The dew that lay upon the morning grass;
    There is no rustling in the lofty elm
    That canopies my dwelling, and its shade
    Scarce cools me. All is silent, save the faint
    And interrupted murmur of the bee,
    Settling on the sick flowers, and then again
    Instantly on the wing. The plants around
    Feel the too potent fervors: the tall maize
    Rolls up its long green leaves; the clover droops
    Its tender foliage, and declines its blooms.
    But far in the fierce sunshine tower the hills,
    With all their growth of woods, silent and stern,
    As if the scorching heat and dazzling light
    Were but an element they loved. Bright clouds,
    Motionless pillars of the brazen heaven–
    Their bases on the mountains–their white tops
    Shining in the far ether–fire the air
    With a reflected radiance, and make turn
    The gazer’s eye away. For me, I lie
    Languidly in the shade, where the thick turf,
    Yet virgin from the kisses of the sun,
    Retains some freshness, and I woo the wind
    That still delays his coming. Why so slow,
    Gentle and voluble spirit of the air?
    Oh, come and breathe upon the fainting earth
    Coolness and life! Is it that in his caves
    He hears me? See, on yonder woody ridge,
    The pine is bending his proud top, and now
    Among the nearer groves, chestnut and oak
    Are tossing their green boughs about. He comes;
    Lo, where the grassy meadow runs in waves!
    The deep distressful silence of the scene
    Breaks up with mingling of unnumbered sounds
    And universal motion. He is come,
    Shaking a shower of blossoms from the shrubs,
    And bearing on their fragrance; and he brings
    Music of birds, and rustling of young boughs,
    And sound of swaying branches, and the voice
    Of distant waterfalls. All the green herbs
    Are stirring in his breath; a thousand flowers,
    By the road-side and the borders of the brook,
    Nod gayly to each other; glossy leaves
    Are twinkling in the sun, as if the dew
    Were on them yet, and silver waters break
    Into small waves and sparkle as he comes.

    9 min
  • Quite Excellent Episode 001 - Introduction to Poetry
    Quite Excellent 001 - Introduction to Poetry
    Mr. Lydon

    Introduction to Poetry
    BY BILLY COLLINS


    I ask them to take a poem
    and hold it up to the light
    like a color slide 

    or press an ear against its hive. 

    I say drop a mouse into a poem
    and watch him probe his way out, 

    or walk inside the poem’s room
    and feel the walls for a light switch. 

    I want them to waterski
    across the surface of a poem
    waving at the author’s name on the shore. 

    But all they want to do
    is tie the poem to a chair with rope
    and torture a confession out of it. 

    They begin beating it with a hose
    to find out what it really means. 

    6 min

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This podcast is a supplement to in-class instruction, a place to analyze the poems that will be read in class at the start of the following week.