RACHEL WOLFSON

https://rachelwolfsoncomedy.com/

https://www.instagram.com/rachelwolfson

This is episode 50 of the WET Podcast.

THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - This week on WET...

00:01:41 - "UAP" is the "they/them" of alien stuff

00:03:19 - The WET Commandments

00:05:29 - When you love w*ed but it doesn't love you back

00:09:55 - If you haven't been booed off stage you're doing it wrong

00:12:03 - Rachel hosts an improv open mic

00:16:19 - Sh*tty people can be funny

00:18:00 - It's a learning DIFFERENCE not disability

00:20:05 - Rachel was the best player on the guys basketball team

00:21:20 - College Hack: how to go from the dumbest to the smartest person in school

00:23:16 - Jamaican w*ed isn't good

00:24:51 - Drinking all the Moscato in Ireland

00:27:24 - F*ck Austin utilities

00:28:59 - McDonalds play place was disgusting

00:32:12 - Rachel's horrible Chick-Fil-A

00:35:15 - Landsharks

00:37:23 - Giving children meth was maybe a bad idea

00:40:10 - Taking antidepressants for ADHD

00:43:23 - How to get w*ed in Ireland

00:44:54 - Smoking in England

00:46:29 - Not smoking in Italy

00:48:33 - Germany Corner: kiffen

00:51:00 - Markus is a German spy sent to infiltrate black culture

00:53:40 - Rachel's dad put Tupac's killer in prison recently

00:56:50 - Netflix docs are just trauma p*rn

00:58:26 - The Menudo thing

01:00:12 - Justin Explains: The Government

01:02:10 - Jackass's DEI hire

01:03:27 - Jackass sexual harassment training

01:05:07 - P*nises are funny!

01:07:24 - Rachel was a professional memer

01:09:41 - Rachel was on the cover of Hustler's "Bush Month"

01:11:27 - A lot of women actually work on Jackass

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