Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, Bertie frets about mice being genetically engineering for space colonization; Edna skewers Brighton’s obstruction of the Edville CNE scheme; Dick explains how Edville would be transformed by a 401 off ramp; the new Rolls Royce Ghost brings out Dick’s inner Marxist; Dick explains how Cobourg delinquents can become artistes; Heddi ponders naked soccer; Hugo skewers the man in the sky with balloons; Roy wonders whether London really needs a Rolling Stones retail shop; and Hugo measures a Megalodon.

Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, Premier Ford and Mayor Tory conspire to relocate the CNE to Edville; Edna takes issue with Dr. Tam’s advice on how best to copulate; Dick skewers the twin crises of overpopulation and depopulation; Mabel reports on undercover MNR agents surveilling Port Hope anglers; Heddi explores Swiss tunneling in the Alps; a gender-reveal party ignites controversy; Jane Fonda revels in a lifetime of superficiality; and Mabel deflates the sexual prowess of sensitive feminist men.

Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, Edna laments the state of broadband internet access in rural Canada; Dick skewers melodramatic Prince Edward Country film-makers; Edna challenges Dr. Tam’s pandemic prohibition on dancing; Cold Spring farmers fight the power; Dick discovers how to game the high-school volunteer-hours requirement; Sara ponders stunt-driving in Toronto; Hugo reports on a Jetsons-style jet-pack; Bertie pontificates on wild gardens and even wilder journalistic ethics; Hugo ponders Elon Musk’s cyborg swine; and Dick reflects on our polar bear obsessions.

Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, Edna reflects on the closing of fall fairs; Dick marvels at the transformation of public libraries; Edna notes that CBC HQ is home to the wrong kind of bees; Mabel takes a circular look at the Bailieboro roundabout; Dick’s wife’s bold Gazette magnet campaign revolutionizes direct marketing; Roy wonders why the Maple Leafs are not Leaves; Edna takes a slap shot at Hockey Barbie; U2 frontman Bono finds what he was looking for; Sara traces the relationship of topless French women and teenaged boys; and Edna ponders whether “O Canada” was plagiarized.

Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, Edna reports that the tale of the nudist and the boar has taken a dark turn; Dick sees opportunity in Brighton’s flooded shoreline; Edna reports on the impact of fencing off Little Lake beach; Bertie frets about climate and lake-water levels; Dick reflects on the lumber shortage; Edna doubts whether patrons of strip clubs are social distancing; Abigail weighs in on the Brits’ Don’t Kill Granny campaign; Sara reports on renaming Death Valley, California; and Michael Jordan gets rid of his old runners.

Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, Dick ruminates on the urban refugees piling into cottage country; Bertie frets about the demonization of cormorants; Dick come out in favour of destigmatizing fat guys; Abigail visits Aunt Millie; Colborne is hit by an asteroid and no one notices; Trenton trains gypsy moths to fly north to Sterling and Marmora; Edna wonders if the garbage crisis is exaggerated; Holly proposes establishing a Canadian wheat cartel; Edna ponders the case of the boar and the nudist; Dick corrects his earlier insult to Australians with another one; and Herr Bundt gets educated on YouTubers.

Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, Edna wonders about alien life forms decamping in Edville; Dick sees the future of shameless self-promotion in Prince Edward County; Edna doubts the appeal of edible crickets as a holiday entrée; Abigail visits Aunt Millie; Dick is feted for his exposé on the Colborne stop sign fiasco; Dick’s boy discovers that Duran Duran makes deer flies go brain dead; Plainville man says Edville town name sucks; Dick rants about smug Aussie winemakers challenging Canada at the WTO; Heddi reports on the German chocolate wars; and Dick explores the enduring appeal of Elvis impersonators.

Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, Dick and his boy ponder the mushroom cloud over Kingston; BC premier John Horgan welcomes out-of-town cyclists; Heddi reports on a better-late-than-ever meteorite discovery in Germany; Dick rescues a toad; Edna takes aim at artful Brighton folk; Abigail visit Aunt Millie; Reddick Road speedsters are shamed; Edville solar farm joins the provincial grid; Edna reports on Little Lake gate crashers; cottage-country mayors warn of mounting urban insurgency; British orgy organizers get a pandemic loan; Dick exposes the phantom stop-sign menace; and Heddi calculates the impact of bovine flatulence.