A California woman registered her dog to vote.

The dog’s ballot was accepted and counted in a gubernatorial recall election.

She later posted photos of the dog with an “I Voted” sticker and eventually reported herself to election officials.

She now faces multiple felony charges.

After fleeing a traffic stop in Ohio, a suspect tried to hide in a trash can on garbage day.

A sanitation worker rolled the bin to the truck, lifted the lid… and found a man inside.

The suspect ran again but lost both shoes during the chase before being arrested.

The traffic stop that started it all? It was only a warning.

During an eviction protest in Massachusetts, a woman arrived towing a trailer full of beehives.

When deputies tried to stop her, she opened the hives and released the bees.

Several officers were stung, including one who said he was allergic.

The bees were later listed as the “dangerous weapon” in the charges against her.

A Florida man saw a bank door left unlocked after hours and decided to rob it.

Before entering, he ran across the street to buy a bandana disguise at a gas station, on camera.

He found no money inside the bank… and deputies later identified him using the same camera footage where he bought the disguise.

The robbery cost him $5 and a felony charge.

A man walked into a Florida Walmart, asked to use the phone, and then climbed into the ceiling.

What followed was hours of chaos involving deputies, broken light fixtures, pepper spray, a taser, and a bean bag gun, all while the suspect stayed in the crawl space above the store.

This Walmart trip escalated quickly.

Inspired by the movie Back to the Future, a Florida man decided to attempt time travel.

His plan? Hit 88 miles per hour in a Dodge Challenger.

Instead of opening a time portal, he crashed through the front wall of a tax office in Pensacola, right next to a casket shop.

Physics remains undefeated.

A Florida man decided he wanted to play police officer for the day.

So he installed red and blue lights in his car and started pulling people over on Interstate 4.

Unfortunately for him, the driver he stopped turned out to be an off-duty sheriff’s deputy.T

his impersonation attempt ended exactly how you think it did.

A woman in Fort Myers stole an ambulance from a children’s hospital and led deputies on a chaotic chase through the city.

She ran red lights, nearly flipped the vehicle, turned on the emergency lights, pulled over… and then took off again.

The strangest part? She never explained why she stole the ambulance in the first place.

A Florida Uber driver really wanted to see the Eras Tour… so he invented a job.

In Miami Gardens, a 44-year-old man dressed in a suit, hung a badge around his neck, and convinced four women he was their personal security guard. Just to walk into a Taylor Swift concert.

He made it all the way to the floor seats before real security realized something was off.

Today's raggedy crime involves fake credentials, Swifties, and a man who risked felony charges for a concert.

A man tried to pay for McDonald’s with a bag of weed… got refused… then came BACK because they forgot his nuggets. While police were already on the way. He really risked it all for nuggets.