What the hell do they put in Matzo anyway? It could stop up a river! Let’s invent prune covered matzoh, for our children sake! happy Passover. time to celebrate liberty and freedom!

Try some white Borst it’s much easier on your clothes and support your friends! they’ve been good to you! Rock on.

Find out your spirit animal and ride it for pleasure and glory. Make some soulful delicious food like salmon and molasses glaze or grilled portobello mushrooms, and whiskey sauce.

Life is short. Enjoy. Be grateful. Live love and cook up some fabulous coconut dishes.

I love breakfast. It’s my favorite meal. I love it for dinner, for lunch and even for breakfast. And I love a day ahead frittata, easy breezy Peezy enjoy.

Life is short. Don’t sweat the small stuff. Live love fly. And enjoy some peanut butter love.

Celebrate girls, women ladies, equal rights power don’t squash the Supergirl syndrome and have some fabulous chips and dips too. Why not

I used to love the stewardesses growing up. Now we called them flight attendants. I thought they were so glamorous. Turns out they were also getting sexually harassed and mistreated. Luckily things have changed for them. Viva women’s rights. Sexy salad. And ducky bread.

I saw Jaws when I was 12 years old. Really scared the poop out of me. Then I learned you’re supposed to punch them in the nose if they’re coming for you. Happy I never had to do that. But I do love making some great chicken satay.

Are you proud of yourself!? I can hear my mother saying that in my head. But really feeling proud of yourself is so important. And so is fueling younger people with pride. Also make some awesome chimichurri sauce. Slather it on a piece of fish. And then share it with someone you’re proud of.