Kids are off school. Forced time away from electronics means every day they make slime. Which means every surface of my house is covered in the stuff.

Getting your 7 year old ready in the morning is worse than going to the gyno.

Why, if I don’t like kids, do I willingly volunteer to chaperone?

Why I never wanted to be a mom, but then my first daughter was born and everything changed.

Recalling the time we had family photos taken for the blog and why, before now, we never had them.

All of the episodes in this series are readings of the actual blog posts, written by me – Kristina Curtin. These posts document my life, my mind, my childhood, and my family’s lives – through my eyes and words of course. I don’t censor life. This is a real, unfiltered look at me and my family. I am “raising the curtains” on how I am “raising the curtins.”