Ramble Shamble

Welcome, Welcome! What a glorious day it is! Why I am in such a chipper mood? Well that is simple! The suns are shining, we have a surplus of delectable foods, and I have received word that my zombie gift to my previous kingdom was a success.

I see I have some nay-sayers in the crowd who do not believe our Kingdom is sub-par. Whether you believe me or not, I have travelled vast lands and I can attest that your woes are foolish.

What of the lands beyond the stars?!? Unknown Kadath, Hyperbprea and Mu? Now you are being ridiculous! Those species are so advanced we would barely warrant their attention, but rather their deepest sympathies!

However, that is an interesting idea. That settles it! With this new sword that I received from that handsome Dwarf, I shall cut into the fabrics of time and space so we can listen to and perhaps throw peanuts at, Ramble Shamble. I can’t believe Fafnir let me have this for so cheap…sucker!

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Greeting dear listener! It is I, the Bard reaching to you through the Veil! It is once again time for me to showcase my glorious tales without those buffoons talking our ears off! Go on! Have a listen and perhaps it will entice you to listen to my other fabulous introductions of, Ramble Shamble! Be sure to join our social media!!

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! I am so pleased you are able to join me this fine evening! It is I! The man of alchemy in this ill and festered kingdom. I know we have had to tighten our belts of late, beleaguered as the kingdom is with this UNHOLY UNDEAD PLAGUE, but fret thee not! Thanks to my advanced alchemic practices, I will quickly return these undead beasts back into dust!

You all are probably wondering who set upon these animated carrion to benight our fair kingdom. Look no further to that infamous, frivolous and dare I say SQUAMOUS bard. Do not believe me! Do not forget of his unholy uprising against our generous monarch and the destruction caused by his feathery creature!

Still think it to be a mystery!? Very well. I shall again use my Scryincence to convince you all that not all mysteries are without facts and logic. Yes.

By using my magical hands and throwing a pinch of sulphur for add incenses, we shall again ponder the nebulous vagaries of, Ramble Shamble.

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In this shard Eoton and Macky talk about the events in Ender's Game.

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Aaaahhh. It is good to be in a new Tavern! So many new faces, new sights, and new gruel you call food. Oh, I can see that my audience from the old tavern have followed me to my new work place! I. AM. TOUCHED! No flowers or garlands for your favourite bard? I guess I must prove myself yet again. But you are nothing like those brainless buffoons who decided to stick in that kingdom with its fat monarch. Maybe I will send an undead army to plague that wretched kingdom?? But no. That would be too dangerous. Or perhaps.... No. I cannot make up my MIND! I know, let us get guidance from the past! They must have volumes of information regarding the undead! Yes. Taking the nail clippers from the man in front, you poor {pause and wax the repeat} poor sickly fellow, I shall clip open the veil to, Ramble Shamble! Be sure to join our social media!!

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This might be a strange solution, but should we maybe accelerate climate change? Join us as we discuss this atypical solution. Be sure to check out the main episode!

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Oh! oh. It is just you. Why am I sneaking around? Is it not obvious!? I broke away from my confinement and now I am on the run! I need to gather my remaining belongings from the inn and move to another kingdom.

Why must you always appear in the worst of times, hmm? Sometimes I think you are not human. Hmmm. Perhaps you are not? I jest!

I can see all and can tell you are hooked to my tales and want to hear more! Very well. With a giant feather given to me by my rescuer, I shall tickle the veil open with finesse so that we can view our mysterious duo of, Ramble Shamble.

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In this shard Eoton and Macky talk about some recent controversy surrounding Hogwarts Legacy and give some honest opinions on the matter.

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Announcer: For crimes against our King and Kingdom, the bard has been accused of inspiring a rebellion and causing distrust and chaos. How do you plead?

Bard: I plead not guilty! It is not I who abused their holy power to control the masses and reaped all the wealth of their labour! If only I had a fraction of the powers that were described in the past. how I could then correct all the injustices in this kingdom. Starting at the TOP!

Announcer: Enough! We all know of your “so called” tales from the past. That never existed and the powers you speak of could never trump the holy power of our Monarch!

King: Why must we always do this act of listening to this peasant! Guards, execute this trai......

Bard: My FRIEND! I knew you would come to save me! Now I shall them with another tale from, Ramble Shamble.

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Can that blasted Roster keep its beak shut for once in its simple life! Some of us do not need to be told that it is morning. Anyone can tell when it is morning by looking outside. Such a useless job. Almost as useless as the guards in this cell, judging from the timing of teatime. And the bloody things screech all day in any case…How many mornings are there in a day?

Hey. I resent that. What I do is vital in the legal system of our kingdom.

Oh please. Your specious legal system is to toss us into cells, and leave us here to die of starvation or these squalid quarters. And uhm, what are you guarding exactly?

Just shut-up and give us another one of those silly tales of yours! Or I’ll take away your pinkle break again.

Well I… I’m uh. Very well. Let us settle our discussion on useless jobs by peering into the past of some jobs that have no real significance to society. Plucking a feather from our noisy friend here, we shall scribe open a veil to the world of, Ramble Shamble. Someone grab that damn thing!

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