Please sir... Don't banish me to the tomato pits! I'll be good I swear! I can eat ketchup, see? (Tomato peasant force feeds himself ketchup).

All... I... Need.... is a lil' George Lopez bah bah bah nah nahnahnah.

Welcome one, welcome all! I know that I lose 75% of you every time I take a three month break, but its time to return to your King. Long live the King!

Need I elaborate?

No.

Two guys trying to guess when Risky Business came out. Nobody reads these things right?

Fortnite Fortnite Fortnite, All I can think about is Fortnite :)

Heart goes out to all that were in the making of this episode. Mostly the hamster I microwaved in the background. Don't worry he's fine... and now he has a sick tan.

Lighthearted, fun, apolitical episode about my time in German Camp. Green Mountain College, I'm your biggest fan! Also tell your friends you degenerates.

"Ramblings of a Mad Guy is the best show ever"

-Nicki Minaj (probably)

In this episode, I definitely DO NOT call Bill Clinton a Pedophile.

If u ain't lovin' this show... you're a racist.