In this one I get eaten by the Vampire King.

In this one I talk about my future husband Nicki Minaj and AOC at the Met Gala. Surprised?

"I am large, I contain multitudes"

-Walt Whitman

In this episode I come back.

A justification of some of my misgivings about Cancun. Mad props to Mexico as a country, Camcun... not so much. People were great but some of them also arrested me so wasn't thrilled about that.

All Dentists Are Bastards.

In this episode I replace Tucker Carlson for the primetime slot with my Ted Cruz and Rush Limbaugh takes. Don't worry I was promptly fired for wearing cargo shorts and Tevas to work everyday. Whats the big deal anyway? The audience can't see my Tevas under the desk!

Welcome to Season 2! Really appreciate everyone putting their lives on pause while I took a two month Christmas vacation. Got lots goin' on 'round here; by which I mean nothing at all cuz I got Covid in Mexico. P.S. Anime sucks. P.P.S. Pick up more hitchhikers.

In this episode, Jake and his girlfriend defile my studio and on an unrelated note: Jake becomes my new co-host! We address a daddy plastic surgeon and a special tale from my past... dun Dun DUN!!

Back again with another solo ep you creeps. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you all creeps, its just been a long week of binging shitty Vice documentaries.

Get the full non-exclusive story right here. Gettin back to the basics with another solo episode here friends. Sit around the fire with your grandparents and listen to this one. Or better yet... play at your thanksgiving dinner with every generation of your family.