Join us on our dental mystery investigation podcast! Alex survives Miami without being arrested for thought crimes. We are outraged by our lack of imdb credits. The late 90s were certainly a time in which movies were made. The breakdown of top cereal sales is bonkers.

We are TICKED OFF at dove promises. The rise of the Dolphin-Cow hybrids is at hand and it’s only a matter of time before they are unwittingly trained to kill the President of the United States. Video Board Games were a thing. Alex is playing spooky golf in the metaverse.

Brad deals with a landmine of dental questions and conundrums. Alex has a vague study that says people like money or something. Smile-monsters can really wreck a birthday party. We check some more reviews from the astral realm. NPR is more of a vibe than a news source.

Which 80s action star is going to be crowned with the CBS boomer mantle? Alex checks in on the aerobic bungee subculture. We discover a really helpful solution to all the waste that comes from cooking wild pokemon at home when you are on a budget but want to play a game on your lunch break without money.

Back to apology corner thanks to Meatball Ron. We dicuss the Eli Roth Virtual Valentine’s experience “Be Mine” Brad ventured into a post-apocalyptic movie theater to watch the tension in Dave Bautista’s near exploding shirt in Knock at the Cabin. Alex explores 70s fanfiction about Darth.

We have survived the invasion of the secret terror attack balloons. Alex introduces us to some wild new laser technology. Florida launches time travel laws and some new cop cars.

We drop by apology corner to make amends for some of our mistakes. Brad has watched “There’s Something Wrong with the Children” Let’s all take a look back at a simpler time when Commemorative Plates where things that people paid money for.

Bravehearts don’t play by the rules. Brad went to a haunted mall to see Skinamarink… it certainly is a thing you can do if you want 100 minutes to feel like five hours. Alex updates us on tech that we don’t want to use. We try to work out the difference between hobbits and quarterbacks.

New television tech sounds wildly unimpressive. Brad and his new bff M3GAN help a neighbor with their constant medical issues. We check in on Cadmon’s memorial and get further confused by the inspector Gadget family tree. Also… Mormon Jokes!

We enter 2023 ready to escape into new virtual worlds. Also, Brad’s new neighbor Jair is having a rough week. Luckily we have news about the greatest deals on absolute nonsense.