Which 80s action star is going to be crowned with the CBS boomer mantle? Alex checks in on the aerobic bungee subculture. We discover a really helpful solution to all the waste that comes from cooking wild pokemon at home when you are on a budget but want to play a game on your lunch break without money.

Back to apology corner thanks to Meatball Ron. We dicuss the Eli Roth Virtual Valentine’s experience “Be Mine” Brad ventured into a post-apocalyptic movie theater to watch the tension in Dave Bautista’s near exploding shirt in Knock at the Cabin. Alex explores 70s fanfiction about Darth.

We have survived the invasion of the secret terror attack balloons. Alex introduces us to some wild new laser technology. Florida launches time travel laws and some new cop cars.

We drop by apology corner to make amends for some of our mistakes. Brad has watched “There’s Something Wrong with the Children” Let’s all take a look back at a simpler time when Commemorative Plates where things that people paid money for.

Bravehearts don’t play by the rules. Brad went to a haunted mall to see Skinamarink… it certainly is a thing you can do if you want 100 minutes to feel like five hours. Alex updates us on tech that we don’t want to use. We try to work out the difference between hobbits and quarterbacks.

New television tech sounds wildly unimpressive. Brad and his new bff M3GAN help a neighbor with their constant medical issues. We check in on Cadmon’s memorial and get further confused by the inspector Gadget family tree. Also… Mormon Jokes!

We enter 2023 ready to escape into new virtual worlds. Also, Brad’s new neighbor Jair is having a rough week. Luckily we have news about the greatest deals on absolute nonsense.

We explore the worst high tech bathroom solutions available. Brad reports in on the wildly stupid “Avatar: The Way of Lisa Frank”. Alex uses as AI as a scapegoat to once again get us to listen to his wildly immoral filth. We check in on some end of the 2022 ticked offs!

Happy Holidayzzz! We read some of Alex’s scandalous and wildly inappropriate writings and discuss 2022’s QVC original holiday movie “Holly and the Hot Chocolate” a 66 minute movie that will force us to spend at least 90 minutes discussing the Mayor’s face.

Happy Holidayzz! We are in full celebration mode with all of Omnivore friends. Alex has endured Theoretical Holiday Magicians and Brad is living in the future AKA throwing paper airplanes and watching Unsolved Mysteries.