We learn how to get rid of an unwanted tree. Brad discusses the wildly predictable Dr. Michael Morbius: The Movie. T and T 1x18 – “A Victim of Fashion” presents us with a shocking lack of fashion but at least there’s Sophie and Renee.

People are ticked off at the newspaper in everyone’s favorite segment “Remember Dana Carvey’s” You cannot publish a book that is just summaries of movies to fill our page count. We give some advice to some really creepy weirdos regarding the X-Men.

Never trust creeps creeping in your house. We take an important look at the exciting matchup in the 1st divisional poetry bracket and check in on some people that do not understand the proper syntax of Ticked Off!

We catch up on all the news as the entire world has gone insane. What exactly is Tom Hanks doing? Alex brings some shocking news. T and T 1x17 – “The Game” introduces us to the lamest kid in school who is being framed for a series of burglaries and probably deserves it.

We get an update us on Dating via a Glass Monolith: The TV Show. Brad ventures out to find a new front of Newspaper coverage and we meet a new enemy in the form of a wildly incompetent editor. Also parking at the pump out of spite is the hottest trend of the season.

Alex updates us on the Catholic Church and his undying love of the Andrew Yang Libertarian Grift Podcast. Bobba Fett is a fun ride. People are obviously still ticked off at pump parkers.

What is lunch? Can anyone solve this ancient riddle? Cincinnati has lost its damn mind. We discuss T and T 1x16 – “Black And White” is all about Detective Jones being a shitty cop and a terrible Husband. Neither of things are even slightly surprising.

Alex is the same age as a man two years older than him and Brad will remain young forever. Unfortunately, Nazis are everywhere and some of them are getting flirted with in the chat. Clothes and sheets are necessary, Andrew Yang is not. People are still ticked off about gas station etiquette.

If you show up at the right place at the right time with the right logo on the right card you might possibly be able to get a Covid test in the 3rd year of a pandemic. Alex has some personality tests from the 30’s. Brad ventures into Omicron country to see MST3k Live and meet some real humans. We check in on Jackson TN and some of its sketchiest scammer residents.

Don’t talk to a Giraffe until its had its morning coffee. Backwards-Dracula-Sophie finally gets a proper episode in T and T 1x16 "Sophie a la Modem" wherein a Crime gets thwarted by two littles and a curtain-twitcher. And stick around until the end for a wild McDonalds Revelation.