We catch up on all the news as the entire world has gone insane. What exactly is Tom Hanks doing? Alex brings some shocking news. T and T 1x17 – “The Game” introduces us to the lamest kid in school who is being framed for a series of burglaries and probably deserves it.

We get an update us on Dating via a Glass Monolith: The TV Show. Brad ventures out to find a new front of Newspaper coverage and we meet a new enemy in the form of a wildly incompetent editor. Also parking at the pump out of spite is the hottest trend of the season.

Alex updates us on the Catholic Church and his undying love of the Andrew Yang Libertarian Grift Podcast. Bobba Fett is a fun ride. People are obviously still ticked off at pump parkers.

What is lunch? Can anyone solve this ancient riddle? Cincinnati has lost its damn mind. We discuss T and T 1x16 – “Black And White” is all about Detective Jones being a shitty cop and a terrible Husband. Neither of things are even slightly surprising.

Alex is the same age as a man two years older than him and Brad will remain young forever. Unfortunately, Nazis are everywhere and some of them are getting flirted with in the chat. Clothes and sheets are necessary, Andrew Yang is not. People are still ticked off about gas station etiquette.

If you show up at the right place at the right time with the right logo on the right card you might possibly be able to get a Covid test in the 3rd year of a pandemic. Alex has some personality tests from the 30’s. Brad ventures into Omicron country to see MST3k Live and meet some real humans. We check in on Jackson TN and some of its sketchiest scammer residents.

Don’t talk to a Giraffe until its had its morning coffee. Backwards-Dracula-Sophie finally gets a proper episode in T and T 1x16 "Sophie a la Modem" wherein a Crime gets thwarted by two littles and a curtain-twitcher. And stick around until the end for a wild McDonalds Revelation.

Alex has the latest Spotify stats that we didn’t know we had Brad brings some great motivational tips for 2022 and we discuss T and T 1x15 – “Playing with Fire” wherein everyone is completely bonkers and Detective Jones is actively trying to get an innocent girl behind bars.

Alex reports in on the latest lunar water-based programming. We check in on Ticked Off! And delve into T and T 1x13 – “Sweet Tooth” that really makes us question what a scam is.

We close out 2021 with Solstice merriment a look into the absolute nonsense in Riverdale and we look over the films of 2021 via the Bing Translator.