Join us for tales of terror from the icy corners of the internet and dangerous haunted house employees. We venture into a very spooky episode of Fantasy Island 4x01 "The Devil and Mandy Breem" / "Instant Millionaire" in which Ricardo Montalbán fights the Devil (Roddy McDowall). We ask the question we’ve all been wondering, why are there cops on Fantasy Island?

Welcome to spooky season. Alex has terrifying tales of Squid Games, Circles, and Space Emperors. Brad breaks down all the sports. Nobody understands what a reboot is. There are some powerful sales at our favorite website and we discover paranormal cat toys.

Breaking News: Music is cancelled. Alex finds a book that might be too much about robots. Brad gets bamboozled. We discuss the latest creepy offerings and some people are ticked off!

Jeremy Renner remains to be a famous actor for some reason did he make a deal with the devil or is it some sort of pyramid scheme? The world may never know. In T and T 1x11 “Junkyard Blues” Amy/Amanda has her car stolen and we meet the successful voice actor ever.

Happy Holidays! We kick off the holiday season with a full report on all our spooky friends at Halloween Horror Nights and our favorite creepy boutique of nonsense. This podcast is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan.

What is your go to go to holiday destination in New York? Brad meets a slew of new creepy friends in the entirely questionable Crypt Monster Universe, including Look-See a monster that kills sadsacks. T and T 1x10 "The Latest Development” makes us question child labor laws and Sophie dresses like a racecar bed.

We check back in on even more deals from our creepiest of pals. How will you spend 10k on spooks and spirits? Why are scientists denying monkey’s their treat jackpots? A baffling T and T 1x09 "On Ice" brings us a lot of questions about hockey and Canadian Law.

Tammy and Dan join us for a casual ep. The proper Halloween season is upon us and the theme parks are filled with creeps, monsters, ghouls, and sketchy vloggers. Our favorite website is selling you a wish making subscription service and also has some great vaguely described customer appreciation gifts. We learn some new bird facts and play a new JCVD based game.

Alex relates a tale of suspect firemen and proper travel dining. Brad has seen Suicide Squad and the Green Knight and fully understands the ending of both without the assistance of lunatics on the internet. What happens to a fuckboy deferred?

Have you fully washed and dried your bathtub mat lately? How’s your intelligent soap dispenser? Is everything in your bathroom insane? Alex is back from WhiteWasp Island and Brad is deep in a youtube doc K-Hole. Luckily, we aren’t adults overly invested in baby cartoons or basketball games.