Tammy and Dan join us for a casual ep. The proper Halloween season is upon us and the theme parks are filled with creeps, monsters, ghouls, and sketchy vloggers. Our favorite website is selling you a wish making subscription service and also has some great vaguely described customer appreciation gifts. We learn some new bird facts and play a new JCVD based game.

Alex relates a tale of suspect firemen and proper travel dining. Brad has seen Suicide Squad and the Green Knight and fully understands the ending of both without the assistance of lunatics on the internet. What happens to a fuckboy deferred?

Have you fully washed and dried your bathtub mat lately? How’s your intelligent soap dispenser? Is everything in your bathroom insane? Alex is back from WhiteWasp Island and Brad is deep in a youtube doc K-Hole. Luckily, we aren’t adults overly invested in baby cartoons or basketball games.

Tammy and Dan are here to celebrate the Creepy Hollows Christmas in July Sale. We take a look at the worst father of the year and also the worst book that was ever forced on school children. There is a battle of quotes in JCVD vs VJ and a lot of people are TICKED OFF!

Welcome to a casual summer episode. Has butt-kicker technology gone too far? Brad has watched 2018’s “Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich” which is a confounding entry in Puppet Master cannon filled with weird choices. Will our Florida be Fauci-ed? And if it is, will we be Ticked Off?

Chris joins us with a new round of Guided by Parents. Alex has watched “The Tomorrow War” and Brad has lived in “The Forever Purge” In T and T 1x08 "And Baby Makes Nine" it turns out plotting to pawn your baby is not a great idea. Also this meth daddy deserves worse.

The world is a nightmare so enjoy this casual episode. Brad has seen “Fast 9” and latest very problematic entry into “The Conjuring” franchise. Following up on his very credible bird migration history, Alex reports on the “first invention to EVER tackle weight loss”. We help the Mormons with their parenting problems and try to unravel the mystery of the power triangle.

It’s summer and it’s very hot so we are having a casual episode. Amazon halo is stupid ugly garbage for idiots. Alex has visited Jackson TN. We check in on the Mormons who are dealing with some real insanity and creepy hollows is selling garbage from the future.

Check your pupil size before listening. Alex has some extremely dubious information about birds. Weddings are weird. We finally meet Sopie/Sophie in T and T 1x07 “The Silver Angel” which is by far the single greatest 23 minutes in television history. Mr. T and The Fat Boys help an old man who is robbing grocery stores.

Aliens aren’t real and neither is a deep fake map. A lot of people are ticked off and vacuum hoses are way to tricky. Sophie/Sopie remains missing in T and T 1x06 “Something in the Air” wherein a rich polo shirt wearing asshole becomes a frantic bomber in an elaborate plot to thwart PJ the DJ.