Tammy and Dan are here to celebrate the Creepy Hollows Christmas in July Sale. We take a look at the worst father of the year and also the worst book that was ever forced on school children. There is a battle of quotes in JCVD vs VJ and a lot of people are TICKED OFF!

Welcome to a casual summer episode. Has butt-kicker technology gone too far? Brad has watched 2018’s “Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich” which is a confounding entry in Puppet Master cannon filled with weird choices. Will our Florida be Fauci-ed? And if it is, will we be Ticked Off?

Chris joins us with a new round of Guided by Parents. Alex has watched “The Tomorrow War” and Brad has lived in “The Forever Purge” In T and T 1x08 "And Baby Makes Nine" it turns out plotting to pawn your baby is not a great idea. Also this meth daddy deserves worse.

The world is a nightmare so enjoy this casual episode. Brad has seen “Fast 9” and latest very problematic entry into “The Conjuring” franchise. Following up on his very credible bird migration history, Alex reports on the “first invention to EVER tackle weight loss”. We help the Mormons with their parenting problems and try to unravel the mystery of the power triangle.

It’s summer and it’s very hot so we are having a casual episode. Amazon halo is stupid ugly garbage for idiots. Alex has visited Jackson TN. We check in on the Mormons who are dealing with some real insanity and creepy hollows is selling garbage from the future.

Check your pupil size before listening. Alex has some extremely dubious information about birds. Weddings are weird. We finally meet Sopie/Sophie in T and T 1x07 “The Silver Angel” which is by far the single greatest 23 minutes in television history. Mr. T and The Fat Boys help an old man who is robbing grocery stores.

Aliens aren’t real and neither is a deep fake map. A lot of people are ticked off and vacuum hoses are way to tricky. Sophie/Sopie remains missing in T and T 1x06 “Something in the Air” wherein a rich polo shirt wearing asshole becomes a frantic bomber in an elaborate plot to thwart PJ the DJ.

Would you save the life of an imperialist murderer or a lovable cartoon character? Spoiler alert: a lot of people are choosing the wrong answer. We’re continue to leave a candle in the window for Sophie/Sopie in T and T 1x05 “The Drop” a 13-year-old is going to be charged as an adult for delivering sweepstakes envelopes.

Brad reports in on the latest in doctor and postal drama. Alex has some Human vs Animal match-ups that seem wildly overconfident. We’re still waiting for Aunt Martha and Sophie/Sopie in T and T 1x04 “Stowaway” in which a would-be Ocean Boy is the victim of kidnapping by weapons smugglers.

Alex wants to see Covid patients attacked by bees. Brad has many thoughts on “Falcon can’t get a loan but is still fighting for capitalist imperialism: the tv show”. Mr. T’s birth month continues with T and T 1x03 “Settling the Score” wherein we learn the story of Mr. T’s framing, save a boxer’s license, meet a racist cop and continue to not feature Sophie or Aunt Martha.