Join us as we rapidly race towards episode 500 without a plan. As the holidays are in full force, we celebrate giant-book solstice and learn our true Mormon Enemy Identities and give some advice.

Happy Holidayzzzzz Alex is a professional bulb changer and Brad is baking all the things. We give some advice to a complete loser that in no way has anything to worry about. There is some questionable Pepsi news. We discuss Netflix’s 2020 Holiday entry “Princess Switch: Switched Again” sequel to the film we discussed in ep 390

We break out some completely unshocking cop facts and propose a well-reasoned solution. We discuss 1978’s Taxi 1x13 “A Full House for Christmas” wherein everything is low-key depressing and there are 50 endings to make up for the lack of Andy Kauffman.

It’s a post black Friday spectacular as we get an update on snatchable new pals and try to understand star trek roommate scenarios. We discuss 1988’s The Wonder Years 2x03 “Christmas” in which a family tries to guilt their father into buying a color TV until he has a complete psychotic break.

Chris joins us for an action-packed episode in which we discuss inventions, games, and oven settings. We discuss the 1973 film “Pscychomania” in which some rabblerousing “teens” commit suicide to attain immortality via sheer willpower and/or a magic frog

It’s a casual episode for important pre-thanksgiving food quizzes that are not commercials for chain restaurants. We give some advice to absolute monsters and try to figure out what the upper limit of book purchases should be in quarantine-times.

It’s a Post-Halloween, Post-Election, casual episode. Relax as we give advice to some old friends and discuss all of our latest spooky ventures.

Prepare for horrors as Alex falls into a deep fog as his very memories are stollen from him. We learn about Egyptian Book of the Dead Vampire grifts and endure the terrifyingly awful 1987 “Bride of Boogedy”

Brad ventures out of the safety of quarantine to do intrepid Halloween reporting and also tries to explain the highly unexplainable “Highlander 2: The Quickening”. We unearth the barely watchable 1986 made-for-tv movie/failed pilot “Mr. Boogedy”.

Join us as we delve into the final debate of the 2020 Presidential cycle. We uncover the reason the My Pillow guy is supporting Trump. See you chumps in a few years.