Check your pupil size before listening. Alex has some extremely dubious information about birds. Weddings are weird. We finally meet Sopie/Sophie in T and T 1x07 “The Silver Angel” which is by far the single greatest 23 minutes in television history. Mr. T and The Fat Boys help an old man who is robbing grocery stores.

Aliens aren’t real and neither is a deep fake map. A lot of people are ticked off and vacuum hoses are way to tricky. Sophie/Sopie remains missing in T and T 1x06 “Something in the Air” wherein a rich polo shirt wearing asshole becomes a frantic bomber in an elaborate plot to thwart PJ the DJ.

Would you save the life of an imperialist murderer or a lovable cartoon character? Spoiler alert: a lot of people are choosing the wrong answer. We’re continue to leave a candle in the window for Sophie/Sopie in T and T 1x05 “The Drop” a 13-year-old is going to be charged as an adult for delivering sweepstakes envelopes.

Brad reports in on the latest in doctor and postal drama. Alex has some Human vs Animal match-ups that seem wildly overconfident. We’re still waiting for Aunt Martha and Sophie/Sopie in T and T 1x04 “Stowaway” in which a would-be Ocean Boy is the victim of kidnapping by weapons smugglers.

Alex wants to see Covid patients attacked by bees. Brad has many thoughts on “Falcon can’t get a loan but is still fighting for capitalist imperialism: the tv show”. Mr. T’s birth month continues with T and T 1x03 “Settling the Score” wherein we learn the story of Mr. T’s framing, save a boxer’s license, meet a racist cop and continue to not feature Sophie or Aunt Martha.

Alex reports in on a completely unbelievable television premise and Brad finds an extremely specific Youtube channel. We continue to celebrate the birth month of Mr. T with T and T 1x02 “Mug Shot” in which a truly unnecessary criminal scheme is busted but the fashion crimes go unpunished.

Alex presents a questionable study and Brad is done with his doctor’s office. We begin to celebrate the birth month of Mr. T with the Canadian produced T and T 1x01 “Extortion in Chinatown” an insanely fast paced lesson on the dangers of placing cans too high and why not to water down siracha.

Lance Bass Catfishing requires people to remember who the fuck Lance Bass is. Jerk psychics are asking inappropriate questions at city hall/the sight of a terrible drowning. “Star” of Ancient Aliens and physicist –theoretically, Michio Kaku, is at it again. Also more Ticked Off!

Alex is very interested in measuring electricity via donut. Brad is very excited about his soon-to-be step royal grandchildren. We help some Mormons who are having some real “deep” thoughts about Physics and the morality of other people’s iced coffee. Also “Ticked Off” remains amazing.

Alex is spreading the story of Jesus and time traveling rabbits. Brad has watched the HBO QAnon documentary “Q: Into the Storm” and a lot of people are Ticked Off at some real losers.