We discuss a dog cult founded on spite, lies about Monopoly studies and Florida’s ambitious new plan for debt forgiveness. “Murder among the Mormons” is a super bonkers documentary. A lot of people are visiting malls and restaurants which leads podcast hosts to being TICKED OFF!

Gatorade has designed a product to tell you when you should buy Gatorade and how much. We check in with some local newspapers to find out who’s ticked off and help some Mormons with their Mexican food and solve a real werewolf mystery.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we very well might have uncovered the most idiotic thing on the internet and nothing will ever be the same. Also, Biden’s opening child concentration camps and not sending $2000 checks.

Grab your favorite breakfast tartar sauce and your 6 best lathes and enjoy this wild new episode. We discuss the two hour 1986 pilot movie “Outlaws” in which cowboys time travel from the “good-ole days” to the horrible morally bankrupt modern era filled with stupid awful young people that are ALWAYS WRONG.

We finally get to some delayed ep 500 fears. Brad is investing his dogecoin wins into a giant black box that somehow fit into his car. Alex discovers a “subculture” of people that are gross parents. Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time” does have a surprising lack of portals of time, but there is Ursa, Uncle Phil, and Kari Wuhrer.

Kellyanne Conway belongs in prison. Ghost Restaurants are haunting your local eateries. We discuss the 1987 “Masters of the Universe” starring Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, and a genuinely repulsive troll.

It’s our 500th episode and we take a moment to enjoy some old games and new. Brad has seen “Locked Down” and Alex has seen “Tenet” We delve into the Hasselhoff masterpiece 1998’s Nick Fury Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. which has dialogue like molasses and a surprising amount of Marvel continuity and Alex attempts to explain what a comic book is.

On the cusp of 500 episodes, we take a look at what is clearly one of the most ridiculous days in American History. What self-respecting revolution involves prank calls? Also, damn kids are on my lawn and running under foot.

Join us for this episode in which nothing will fundamentally change and there is Fwee-dom for all. We discover the shocking truth behind our favorite paranormal grift shop/forums as told by their completely unbiased owners and learn about the laziest new pizza innovation.

Come see the kinetic action of this new episode. We are still taking ideas for episode 500. But for now we are examining tourism slogans and discussing the increasingly awful Wonder Woman 1984. We meet a new friend that is better than all those cabin haters on youtube.