It’s the event we’ve all been waiting for: 19 fiendish foes compete in a bracket of horrors to take the title of most fearsome in April Anarchy. Tammy, Dan, and Mimoza join Alex and Brad as we battle through a year of terrors.

Brad learns he fully is capable of wearing a mask and punching people at the same time. Alex almost falls into Steven Pinker territory. We explore how prayers are transmitted and Psychic-Sasquatches. We learn the valuable lesson to stop trying to follow your dreams and just do your damn gymnastics on Mr. T 1x07 “The Ninja Mystery”

Get your cubes, horses, and breakfast cereal ready and welcome to a very special Kokology focused ep of Ramjack. We give some important paranormal advice and if you’ve ever wondered why The Manchurian Candidate was never adapted for children you will enjoy Mr. T 1x06 “The Crossword Mystery”

We are finally getting to the bottom of the Atlantean Mummy and Birdmen issues that have polarized the academic world for so long. A strong case for not being not living with over a hundred wild animals is made and Alex discusses the merits of slowly overcooking steaks. We begin a month of celebrating a true hero with Mr. T 1x05 “The Hundred Year Old Mystery”

We answer the age-old question “Are Tic Tacs Time Travelers” and do some investigations on swabs that are NOT innocent. In The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x11 “Wipe Out” The Hardy Boys go to Hawaii for a surfing competition and end up stealing all the jewels.

We recommend quality podcasts and also talk a lot of shit about unacceptable podcast voices. Paranormal Advice is given and in The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x10 “Mystery of the Fallen Angels” Nancy Drew goes undercover with carnies to solve a fake robbery.

Enjoy your new quarantine hobby of listening to this podcast. Alex is finally living the ‘Charles in Charge’ dream. Brad is working out who should keep their head in an artisanal decorative basket. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x09 “Mystery of the Flying Courier” is basically a music video for Younger Hardy Boy and they uncover 70s napster.

Hey all you cool cats and kittens, Alex introduces us to “Later Daters” Quarantine-Time leads to unearthing the arcane horrors of H.P. Lovecraft. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x08 “A Haunting We Will Go” – in which everyone comes together to put on a play to help tear down the theatre, and no one believes Nancy Drew.

Ramjack takes a hard stance against steel drum bands. We're living a quarantine life and coming up with a solid grocer worker relief proposal while trying to give goblin advice. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x07 “The Flickering Torch Mystery” – which does not feature a single flickering torch we revisit the airplane lending library and meet the most ridiculous cop ever.

Alex is finally being asked the hard parental questions, “Are Shadow People and/or Parallel Universes Real”. Brad encounters a person with a really questionable dental regimen. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x06 “The Secret of the Whispering Walls” We meet Dinko a man who knows a LOT about property rights.