Brad prepping to fight criminals and also being mystified by magic cartoon technology. Alex is looking into side-hustles and creepy massage guns. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x04 “The Mystery of the Diamond Triangle” makes us question how easy was it to get a private plane license in the 70’s.

Get ready for Malarkey with Brad, Dan, and Alex. It’s theoretically the final Democratic Primary debate from the ides of March 2020. Joe Biden continues his lifelong streak of never winning a debate whilst pushing the upper limits of how many blatant lies he can tell. We also meet Kermit Biden a true American hero.

We do a snake analysis on Super Tuesday. Alex is getting in trouble for his childish ways and Brad is hanging out with CGI Dogs. The Hardy Boys are in witch/goblin/unscrupulous land developer territory is in The Hardy Boys/ Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x03 “The Mystery of Witches Hollow” Also what is up with Goblins? We investigate.

It’s weird times friends. Brad owns a bandanna and Alex is encouraging child labor and Christianity. We are all very concerned about the amount of correspondence from Amazon sellers. The Hardy Boys are learning what holograms is in The Hardy Boys/ Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x05 “The Disappearing Floor”

Alex reports in on his travels and watching Sex in the City 2 on an 80 inch television. Brad encounters a pharmacy monster. Terrible parents make terrible deals. We give some advice to people worried about spells and pandemics.

Brad, Dan, and Alex tackle the Democratic Debate from Tuesday 25th 2020 in which we try to hold onto our sanity with the aid of comedy, parody, and other modes of legal obfuscation to deal with a lot of nonsense. Also Joe Biden is going to have DARPA create an anti-fatso machine.

Brad and Dan tackle the Democratic Debate from Wednesday 19th 2020 in which Michael Racist Bloomberg is destroyed completely. Also more candidates answer questions from the book

The DNC is nightmare parade of rats and snakes. Alex carries a metric ton of flooring for his birthday. Brad keeps wizards from leaving a library. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 2x10 “Nancy Drew’s Love Match” is a truly wacky adventure into the horrible affliction known as kleptomania.

We’re back to basics with this casual ep. Alex might be a serial killer. Brad has seen Parasite and Cats (again). A wealthy idiot wants to find love on the moon.We learn a shocking secret about Superman, give some advice, and answer some questions from the book.

Brad and Dan survive the Democratic Debate from Friday February 7th 2020 as Mayo Cheat gets sent to his rat hole without cheese, Snake continues to snake, Steyer attempts to form a coalition of friends and buddies, and Joe Biden lapses into obscurity, we celebrate the coronation of President Bernard Sanders.