We are finally getting to the bottom of the Atlantean Mummy and Birdmen issues that have polarized the academic world for so long. A strong case for not being not living with over a hundred wild animals is made and Alex discusses the merits of slowly overcooking steaks. We begin a month of celebrating a true hero with Mr. T 1x05 “The Hundred Year Old Mystery”

We answer the age-old question “Are Tic Tacs Time Travelers” and do some investigations on swabs that are NOT innocent. In The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x11 “Wipe Out” The Hardy Boys go to Hawaii for a surfing competition and end up stealing all the jewels.

We recommend quality podcasts and also talk a lot of shit about unacceptable podcast voices. Paranormal Advice is given and in The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x10 “Mystery of the Fallen Angels” Nancy Drew goes undercover with carnies to solve a fake robbery.

Enjoy your new quarantine hobby of listening to this podcast. Alex is finally living the ‘Charles in Charge’ dream. Brad is working out who should keep their head in an artisanal decorative basket. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x09 “Mystery of the Flying Courier” is basically a music video for Younger Hardy Boy and they uncover 70s napster.

Hey all you cool cats and kittens, Alex introduces us to “Later Daters” Quarantine-Time leads to unearthing the arcane horrors of H.P. Lovecraft. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x08 “A Haunting We Will Go” – in which everyone comes together to put on a play to help tear down the theatre, and no one believes Nancy Drew.

Ramjack takes a hard stance against steel drum bands. We're living a quarantine life and coming up with a solid grocer worker relief proposal while trying to give goblin advice. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x07 “The Flickering Torch Mystery” – which does not feature a single flickering torch we revisit the airplane lending library and meet the most ridiculous cop ever.

Alex is finally being asked the hard parental questions, “Are Shadow People and/or Parallel Universes Real”. Brad encounters a person with a really questionable dental regimen. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x06 “The Secret of the Whispering Walls” We meet Dinko a man who knows a LOT about property rights.

Brad prepping to fight criminals and also being mystified by magic cartoon technology. Alex is looking into side-hustles and creepy massage guns. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x04 “The Mystery of the Diamond Triangle” makes us question how easy was it to get a private plane license in the 70’s.

Get ready for Malarkey with Brad, Dan, and Alex. It’s theoretically the final Democratic Primary debate from the ides of March 2020. Joe Biden continues his lifelong streak of never winning a debate whilst pushing the upper limits of how many blatant lies he can tell. We also meet Kermit Biden a true American hero.

We do a snake analysis on Super Tuesday. Alex is getting in trouble for his childish ways and Brad is hanging out with CGI Dogs. The Hardy Boys are in witch/goblin/unscrupulous land developer territory is in The Hardy Boys/ Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x03 “The Mystery of Witches Hollow” Also what is up with Goblins? We investigate.