Dan and Brad provide live commentary on the seventh Democratic Debate (Nov 20th 2019) wherein MSNBC holds the worst fucking debate in history and Rachel Maddow remains a loathsome garbage fire.

We look back at Halloween 2019 with our “favorite” inept columnist and have an outrageous candy poll to discuss. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries Episode 1x02 “ The Mystery of Pirates Cove” reveals Nancy Drew to be a real Narc that selfishly ruins the lives of an elderly couple for her own ego.

We learn about “Trunk or Treat” Brad has seen the delightfully nonsensical “Countdown” in which we learn that demons took Hillary Clinton’s advice and learned to code. Alex discovers a book in which Kid Nation goes global. We help some Mormons and explore the paper phone.

Happy Halloween Spooky Pals. Join us as we examine X-men love triangles and the American Gladiators. Alex wants rats driving ubers and Brad wants Lora to stop coasting off other peoples work. We discuss The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x01 “The Mystery of the Haunted House” in which the Hardy Boys uncover a CIA plot espionage plot.

Join us for a truly spooky episode in which we discuss proper dental health, Costco adventures, amusement park rides, and Nancy Drew. In less scary offerings we chat about Scream and Are You Afraid of the Dark. We discuss Tales from the Crypt 4x07 “The New Arrival” a star-studded look into how to run a radio station into the ground.

Alex reports in on the lamest new hobby ever imagined and hot new Halloween cereals. Brad defeats a monster and only receives minor bruises in the process. and We discuss the Spooky? MacGyver 4x01 “The Secret of Parker House” in which we discover MacGyver does NOT fuck and Teri Hatcher maybe can’t act.

Dan and Brad provide live commentary on the sixth Democratic Debate (Oct 15th 2019) in which Buttigieg continues to be a white noise machine and Bernie is a true champion hero.

Happy Holidayzz to all listeners and scary monsters. Chris joins us with another round of “Guided by Parents” We check in on Alex’s digital students and Brad has encountered some super creepy monsters at Universal Studios. We discuss the Vincent Price classic “The Abominable Dr. Phibes”

Alex has travel tales from the tiniest airport and updates on the latest goings on with his virtual students Brad reports in on Villains and Old Man Rambo: Last Blood. We discuss the enigmatic saga of Corn Pop and explore “Both Sides of the Aisle” before Yoda puts us to sleep.

Alex gives us a soccer update and also wants to crack down on IKEA hide-and-seek participants with all of his fascistic powers of the state. Brad reports in on the this year’s Halloween Horror Nights. We adjudicate some reddit disputes and are truly stumped by the definition of the word “Birthday Party”