The thrilling conclusion to April Anarchy 2017. Who will take home the trophy and be crowned Monster of the year? Can your heart withstand the terror? We continue forward with 14 more of the scariest creatures that we have encountered in the world.

Here they are the first 16 super scary monsters in the 2017 April Anarchy Brackets. You will meet terrors that defy reason, health and safety standards, and the social contract. As well as some that are just silly. Alex returns from paternity leave to join Brad, Jon, Tammy, and Dan on a two-part epic showdown of scary beasts. Don’t listen with the lights off.

Dan has some important Japanese food “News” Blatant age discrimination is rocking the Lego scene and entitled white dudes are not happy about it. The DNC continues to devolve into a quagmire of uselessness as it desperately grasps for any money it can consume. Brad delves into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge to discuss Don Quixote and The Man Who Was Recklessly Curious. We discuss the first episode of the netflix original series “Samurai Gourmet”

This exciting ep is chock full of games, shenanigans, and fun. Tammy and Dan relate the woeful tale of the Salad Monster. We battle wits with the Bing Translator and attempt to unravel the works of Nicholas Cage and John Cusack. The Golden Girls 3x06 “Letter To Gorbachev” is a delightful romp from a far off time when medicare needed to be defended, threat of nuclear war was ever-present, and the President was a washed up celebrity turned right-wing lunatic.

Freedom Hater Jon Pernisek is here to help discuss the latest actions of Great Leader as well as to discuss the mythical creatures of Lumberjack lore. We discuss the latest hamburger-less antics on Riverdale and the surprisingly popular podcast “S-Town”which is actually called Shit Town except when it’s not. Also a check gets cashed.

Monsters are everywhere and we will report on them. Brad sees everyone’s favorite 80’s band of unfortunate looking weirdos Night Ranger and avoids snatching any dogs for the moment. Tammy checks in with an old friend and his latest complete waste of time. Dan has important food news from Japan and tales of real estate. Punky Brewster 1x08 “Go To Sleep” and “A Visit to the Doctor” give us a glimpse into the luxurious and superstitious life of Henry Warnimont.

Join us for a truly spectacular podcast experience. Brad meets a wacky new friend in Prussian history. Jon Pernisek walks us through the current mediocre offerings on Broadway. We regulate on fools from The Ethicist and MormonHub. Margaux is the absolute worst in Punky Brewster 1x07 “Parents Night”

To all citizen heroes and villains we are here for an exciting new ep. Monster sightings are on the rise in all parts of Orlando. Brad is literally wheelin and dealin. Tammy reports in on the latest developments in James Cameron’s weird addition to Disney World. Dan has Japanese food “news”. We say a final farewell to LDS.net and hello to the first “full length” regular episode of Punky Brewster “Take Me out to the Ballgame”

There are monsters on the roads all over the country. We try to catalog as many of those as we can. Alex discovers a review of his greatest cereal accomplishment. Riverdale has more live snakes than hamburgers. We discuss the Punky Brewster episodes “Walk Pool” and “Gone Fishing” wherein we meet a crew of rapscallions and murder a lot of fish.

Jon Pernisek is here with questions of ethics. Brad has watched HBO’s “Beware the Slenderman” and continues to be disgusted by the American justice system. We learn about the street gang from the wrong side of Riverdale that is run by grown ass men in their 40s and discuss the Punky Brewster episodes “Lost and Found” and “Punky Gets Her Own Room” in which Eugene dies a painful death.