We survived the holidays. Alex is creating magical cinematic moments. Brad is encountering biker Santas with no respect for proper garage use. We dip into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge to discuss an airline murder mystery. The Bing translator wrecks havoc on the films of 2016 and we crown a new World’s Greatest Human.

Brad learns about Flat-Daddy dead banana dogs at the 2016 (Formerly Eukanuba) Dog Show. Alex has watched some holiday gems. We give a lot of people advice and learn how we should have spent our holiday breaks. It's truly a magical time.

Brad is living in a transportation nightmare. Alex informs us about New Jersey’s hottest theme park. We discuss the holiday classic “A Plum Pudding Mystery” in which a plucky blonde baking magnate finds herself in the middle of a murder investigation again. Also we question the feasibility of grown-ass man dojos.

Jon Pernisek helps Brad choose from some questionable recipes and in return he answers some truly boggling ethical queries. We discuss a lot of aliens that have Christmas Questions in “A Cosmic Christmas” and “Deck the Halls with Wacky Walls”

Alex has tales of toys, travel, and obsession. Brad is ready to tell people how it is and call out liars and monsters wherever needed. We are all just trying to get to that Lucky Level where it’s fun to be alive as we discuss the 1948 Christmas episode of The Jack Benny Radio Show

Brad encounters a true monster family for the ages at Epcot. Alex brings us some questionable board game variations. In Giving Advice THE GAME we track the geneology of demons with a special promo code. We sadly say farewell to our dear friend Mr. Belvedere on the final episode 6x22 “Mr. Belvedere's Wedding”

The flying toaster gets cast in an upcoming Disney film and Alex is not happy about it. The DNC somehow managed to bungle an election so colossally that they got a rapist elected to President. We help some people with their paranormal hand problems and watch the first part of the Mr. Belvedere finale 6x21 “Mr. Belvedere's Wedding”

Brad discusses a jaunt into a creepy virtual world. Alex informs us of the least effective way to purchase cookies ever. We watch Mr. Belvedere 6x20 “Mumsy” where Mr. Belvedere’s mother visits and Kevin meets a tool belt fetishist.

Brad encounters a monster and Alex reports on his trick or treat encounters.We check in with an old rambling friend of Jon Pernisek and play a game of “That’s Investable!” We watch Mr. Belvedere 6x19 “Home” in which Mrs Checchini manipulates everyone into bending to her whims.

In our last spooky entry of the Halloween season we discuss the terrors of adults that don’t understand the basics of insurance, Olds that still fear communist plots, and obviously: Shadow People. Cheers 3x04 “Fairy Tales Can Come True” is a parade of awful costumes and normalized alcoholism.