Good News: this is a safe podcast that isn’t going to threaten you. Alex has news for people that want weird novelty keys or watch Star Trek Documentaries. Brad brings in a book report for Neil Gaiman’s Norse Mythology full of Loki shenanigans. Riverdale takes another turn into bonkers town and Punky Brewster 1x03 in which *Spoiler Alert* Punky finally finds a home with no help from the worst actress ever.

Alex reports in on Jeezos praying for artificial intelligence – because they really know how to waste time. Brad has watched the bizarre documentary “Unleashed! A Dog Dancing Story” which follows the wild machinations of a charismatic cult leader as he fulfills his dreams of a dog vs kite apocalypse. Riverdale episode two remains burger-less and Punky Brewster 1x02 introduces some terrible new characters and ends with an orphanage escape.

This is the biggest podcast in the world. It’s huge. Big League. This podcast is so big it will make your head spin. Alex gives us a book report from his Murder She Wrote mystery novel. We discuss the pilot of Riverdale which is suspiciously hamburger-less and finally crack the first episode of Punky Brewster “Punky Finds a Home Part One”

As our great leader is a reality tv star we pay homage to the great leader by discussing reality television. We figure out which shows we should be on. Alex reports in on all the Catfish eps he's been catching up on and Brad saw another waste of time movie.

Get your office legos and your good memory vacuum dust. It’s time for an exciting episode of Ramjack. Brad reports on the greatest episode of Hoarders ever. Ponderosa Jon checks in on our old unnamed friend who is taking a literal bold stand.

In this scandalous episode 300 celebration we discuss the unwieldy nonsense that is the film? Suicide Squad. Alex has a new comedy partner and will be touring AutoZones across the country. Brad relates a tale of tears and kicking sand in people’s face.

Criminals and monsters are running amok in Orlando and Brad is a citizen hero. Alex is trying not to get scammed by educational investment shenanigans. We discuss Rogue One for a taste and are relieved that George Lucas isn’t allowed to make Star Wars anymore.

We survived the holidays. Alex is creating magical cinematic moments. Brad is encountering biker Santas with no respect for proper garage use. We dip into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge to discuss an airline murder mystery. The Bing translator wrecks havoc on the films of 2016 and we crown a new World’s Greatest Human.

Brad learns about Flat-Daddy dead banana dogs at the 2016 (Formerly Eukanuba) Dog Show. Alex has watched some holiday gems. We give a lot of people advice and learn how we should have spent our holiday breaks. It's truly a magical time.

Brad is living in a transportation nightmare. Alex informs us about New Jersey’s hottest theme park. We discuss the holiday classic “A Plum Pudding Mystery” in which a plucky blonde baking magnate finds herself in the middle of a murder investigation again. Also we question the feasibility of grown-ass man dojos.