Breaking News: People that you pay money to don’t get to be condescending jerks. Receiving Donated Organs carries a terrible price. Sprite is the worst. Mr. Belvedere 6x14 “Donuts” Puts Mr. Belvedere in charge of a donut shop thanks to a prank video will the obvious hilarity somewhat ensues.

In this exciting new episode Alex almost loses Giving Advice: THE GAME and Brad fails to choose wisely thus getting thwarted by talking wolves. Werner Herzog weighs in on the important issues of the day and the Mormons write angry letters. Mr. Belvedere 6x13 “Love Fest” tries to normalize a 36 yr old man dating a 16 yr old.

Brad is not a GPS and Alex is decidedly anti-fascist. Cockroaches are being milked and people are going to mud bars, we truly live in a garbage world. Mr. Belvedere 6x12 “The Professor” involves Kevin and Belvedere fighting over a trophy/woman.

We finish off our xmas in July with Holiday Traditions/Subcultures around the Globe, more impenetrable bing translations and. We learn about a pint-sized would-be-terrorist thwarted by Hero-Bot 5000. Brad has somehow watched a grip of movies and we play a round of “How Does it End” wherein dance cards, cheese making, and failed advertising goals take center stage.

Happy Holidayzzz. Jon Pernisek joins us for further xmas in July shenanigans including a winter monster bracket and a bing translator song challenge. We chomp into everyone’s favorite half-assed yule classic “Christmas Comes To Pac-Land”

Grab your sweater and cocoa it’s more fresh xmas in July. Brad is thwarted by some monster theifs. Alex is barraged by Chatty-Cathy. We crack open the bing translator for some holiday nonsense and venture to Riverdale Dungeons where Jughead has a +3 against floorwalkers in the confounding Archie Radio Episode"Christmas Shopping” from 12-13-1947.

As we survive the dark solstice it’s time to officially celebrate xmas in July. Alex violates the law with a shocking lack of alarm. We play everyone’s favorite holiday games with the bing translator and the Situation-How-Does-It-End-Room. We dip back into old time radio to discuss Dragnet from 12/22/49 ".22 Rifle for Christmas” and we read a questionable article about Tom Selleck.

In this Pre-xmas in July podcast we cover a horrific tale of mystery tooth that was possibly stolen by tricky racoons and learn about a new moon that we may have to destroy to fulfill Trumpian prophecy. Alex gives us an update on Bunco and we check in with our old friend Mr. Belvedere for 6x11 "Happy Guys Christmas"

Alex has moved into a cursed house previously inhabited by spooky scary monsters. Brad is battling Scooterbitches left and right. We play How does it End: Dating Edition and try to help a Mormon busybody.

Brad has has witnessed a questionable human experience involving deodorant. Alex is living in an old timey internet void. We find out which Archie characters we are and try to find out if American Hero Richard Simmons is being held hostage.