We finish off our xmas in July with Holiday Traditions/Subcultures around the Globe, more impenetrable bing translations and. We learn about a pint-sized would-be-terrorist thwarted by Hero-Bot 5000. Brad has somehow watched a grip of movies and we play a round of “How Does it End” wherein dance cards, cheese making, and failed advertising goals take center stage.

Happy Holidayzzz. Jon Pernisek joins us for further xmas in July shenanigans including a winter monster bracket and a bing translator song challenge. We chomp into everyone’s favorite half-assed yule classic “Christmas Comes To Pac-Land”

Grab your sweater and cocoa it’s more fresh xmas in July. Brad is thwarted by some monster theifs. Alex is barraged by Chatty-Cathy. We crack open the bing translator for some holiday nonsense and venture to Riverdale Dungeons where Jughead has a +3 against floorwalkers in the confounding Archie Radio Episode"Christmas Shopping” from 12-13-1947.

As we survive the dark solstice it’s time to officially celebrate xmas in July. Alex violates the law with a shocking lack of alarm. We play everyone’s favorite holiday games with the bing translator and the Situation-How-Does-It-End-Room. We dip back into old time radio to discuss Dragnet from 12/22/49 ".22 Rifle for Christmas” and we read a questionable article about Tom Selleck.

In this Pre-xmas in July podcast we cover a horrific tale of mystery tooth that was possibly stolen by tricky racoons and learn about a new moon that we may have to destroy to fulfill Trumpian prophecy. Alex gives us an update on Bunco and we check in with our old friend Mr. Belvedere for 6x11 "Happy Guys Christmas"

Alex has moved into a cursed house previously inhabited by spooky scary monsters. Brad is battling Scooterbitches left and right. We play How does it End: Dating Edition and try to help a Mormon busybody.

Brad has has witnessed a questionable human experience involving deodorant. Alex is living in an old timey internet void. We find out which Archie characters we are and try to find out if American Hero Richard Simmons is being held hostage.

Salt the earth burn the forest it's time for a new episode of Ramjack. Brad's phone is with Jesus now and he's left alone to battle amphibians. Alex might or might not be under investigation in regards to the Cincinnati Gorilla situation. We discuss the completely insane 1940s Archie radio show episodes "Poison Candy" and "Hep Talk"

It’s time to lock yourself into a panic room 20 doors deep and listen to your favorite podcast. Google’s attempts to write continue to be mediocre. Dove promises have a plan to ruin your life. We give advice to Mormons and spooked children.

After many many terrible trials and travails with technology we are back to crack open our monster brackets for April Anarchy. Who will be crowned the scourge of 2016? What terrifying beasts lurk in the wild of our everyday life? Beware. Take Care. Beware.