Brad encounters a monster and Alex reports on his trick or treat encounters.We check in with an old rambling friend of Jon Pernisek and play a game of “That’s Investable!” We watch Mr. Belvedere 6x19 “Home” in which Mrs Checchini manipulates everyone into bending to her whims.

In our last spooky entry of the Halloween season we discuss the terrors of adults that don’t understand the basics of insurance, Olds that still fear communist plots, and obviously: Shadow People. Cheers 3x04 “Fairy Tales Can Come True” is a parade of awful costumes and normalized alcoholism.

Happy Holidayzzz! Alex ventures to super spooky locales were corporate monsters lurk. We examine terrifying trends and listen to a delightful romp through 1941 Hollywood with the Jack Benny Radio Show Halloween episode

Happy Holidayzzzz! As election day approaches we check in on the General Mills Monsters Cereal candidates and their respective platforms. We take some trult upsetting quizes and discuss the 1948 Archie Andrews radio show episode "Halloween Party” in which Mr. Andrews needs to meet up with Chris Hansen.

Alex encounters a transcendent marching band and a football magician. Brad wants to be an agitator for hire. We check in on the Nextdoor App and call shenanigans on this lurking clown nonsense. Brad attepts to explain the plot of Bill and Ted's Excellent Halloween Adventure 2016. Archie’s Weird Mysteries Episode 33 “Halloween of Horror” is a bonkers tale of the power of friendship against ancient vampire prophecy.

Apparently Millennials are killing everything (that should probably be done away with). We learn that Alex is a complete and total stranger that has kept a truly shocking secret from us all. Brad meets many a monster at Halloween Horror Nights. Mr. Belvedere 6x18 “Bad Marsha” is a banana-cake-bonkers trip into the mind of a deranged lunatic.

Breaking News: Ira Glass is still the worst. Alex has picked up a book about Star Trek that will likely/definitely derail the podcast for the next two weeks in hilarious and surprising ways. We endure some bizarre quizzes and we hear about some close calls.

Brad’s watched a grip of horror movies and cannot accept that people were ever that freaked out by “The Exorcist” AKA Medical Tests and Traipsing Around Africa: The Movie. We try to figure out how to thwart The Ring without a VCR. Alex warns us that are not teaching kids to properly fear babies. In Mr. Belvedere 6x17 “The Baby” Marsha is a selfish monster and we have a lot of questions about the hours of operations for orphanages in the Pitt.

Did you think we forgot? Nope. How could we? We take some quizzes and talk with a bot about freedom and America.

We make the terrible mistake of inviting the Pumpkin Spice LatteBot onto the podcast. Alex lets us know who we are most likely to murder. There are Disney monsters on the loose and the new mystery is: Who fucked Goofy? Brad helps us learn about career possibilities. Mr. Belvedere gets back on the rails with Savvy Angela in 6x16 “The Pageant”