Oh hello... we've got a brand new episode full of shenanigans. Alex has discovered that YA novels might just be cheap imitations of 90's television shows. Allen Dulles was a horrific monster. Brad might have to finally stop watching Hoarders. Mr. Belvedere 6x05 “Fear of Flying” welcomes back Savy Angela and Man-at-Arms.

Open your minds and ears this all-new, all-different, all-unsimilar-to-things-that-it-is-not-similar-to episode of the podcast. We discuss some questionable new tech from CES and some popular new literature in “How Does It End?” Mr. Belvedere 6x04 “Big” has all of the fashions. All of them.

Breaking News: White people are super angry right now. Alex has news of realife capuchin capers. Brad has watched “The Nightmare” and a grip of “Hoarders” episodes. We have another round of Book Report Battles and learn all about Witch Cakes.

Hello friends, we're back in action and vow for the next year to be:

Trustworthy,

Sexy,

Sincere,

Annoying,

and Believable.

Jon Pernisek joins us to discuss corporate mascots and officiate our first Book Battle.

We discuss what was supposedly one of the best podcasts of 2015 OR a terribly framed puff piece about murdering rhinos for sadistic fun.

Happy Holidayzzzz despite the nightmarish heat wave we are all suffering. Alex is looking to name a new generation. Brad reads a questionable college essay. There's a list of the best podcasts of 2015 and we seem to have been overlooked. We discuss the incredibly convoluted Murder She Wrote 9x09 “A Christmas Secret” which features the return of a dear friend of the podcast.

Happy Episode 250! Alex has a serious case of Adele Derangement Syndrome that he refuses to justify. Brad reads useless quotes. Some Japanese People are trying to change the lyrics to the Super Mario Theme song. We crown 2015's "Worlds Greatest Human" and get a letter from our dear pal Hordak.

Happy Holidayzzzzz this is our supersized Post-Thanksgiving Special. The Wonderful Bailiff: Jon Pernisek joins us to discuss Holidays and lackluster parades, play a round of “How Does it End', and clear a lengthy docket of important cases. We discuss He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special as well as some truly amazing and often snifferific commercials.

Brad moves another rotation closer to his death and learns about Bernie Sanders' exciting plans for improving the sleep of the nation. Alex brings news of psychics and grandstanding assholes. We play “Giving Advice: THE GAME” and “How Does It End?”

Alex gets more shocking news from his favorite candidate. Brad is ready to take down a bus driver OR Jughead Jones. We play a rousing round of everyone's favorite judicial game, “Hear ye. Hear ye!” Mr. Belvedere 6x03 "Truckin'" is 100% bananas on all fronts.

We have an intervention for Alex and his favorite lying presidential candidate. Brad issues some camping advice that might or might not include suicide. We learn about rumblr which is nonsense and not allowed for adults. Also Claire sneaks onto the podcast to help Brad solve some Disney Mysteries.