Alex has 5 'Why's' and a lot of corporate tales. Brad attempts to take a stand against free stuff. We discuss the "Live"?? return of "Hoarders" and Mr. Belvedere 5x20 "The Escort" teaches us yet again that Marsha is a terrible mother that would rather have her son fuck strangers than be inconvenienced.

By Hammurabi's code, I can not swear strongly enough that this is a great episode you will love. After spending a little while trying to use Facebook like a couple of geriatric assholes, we learn about crying and lying. Apparently everyone on the planet forgot the last 14 years and somehow allowed Judith Fucking Miller to comment on Seymour Hersch's bin Laden article. We discuss 227 1x21 "Pick Six”.

In this episode we learn about the horrors going on in casinos and in the minds of casino patrons. The Situation Room takes us into a completely unlikely parallel universe in which we never became Vacation Heroes. In Mr. Belvedere 5x19 "The Book" The mystery of Marsha's Porsche plus her shady connections to Al Qaeda are finally revealed. Also we discuss Ghost Writer/Ghost Rider and his contributions to the Marvel Cinematic Universe through solving mysteries with word puzzles and motor cycle stunts.

Alex brings us a baffling reading comprehension test involving pineapple shenanigans. Jonathon takes us to the situation room to become Vacation Heroes. The seeds have been sown: Monsters will be placed in brackets and eliminated as we crown the champion of April Anarchy 2015! Also we watch Campin' Buddies a 56 minute venture that really stretches the term movie to it's breaking point.

Stop groovin' to "Krakow Ghetto - Winter '41" and listen to this exciting episode of Ramjack! We discuss Alex's favorite show "Undercover Boss" and the Sci-Ti documentary "Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief" Brad has a monster sighting as we move towards April Anarchy. Alex brings some musical science facts. We give some advice to Mormons and nerdlingers looking for love. Perfect Strangers 3x04 "Taking Stock" teaches us a valuable lesson in Corportate Ethics and Reganomic Pipe Dreams.

Are you a winner? We try to figure out how we can harness the power of bigotry to make money like a conservative. Alex reports dramz from his momz. Brad battles scooterbitches, patriots, mafioso, and the elements in an effort to purchase shoes. Also we finish our March Madness coverage.

American Hero Jon Pernisek returns from his service on the high seas to join us for an exciting new episode. Lora advocates for children to play with gray formless toys that cannot be interpreted as anything recognizable. Adrian visits to discuss March Madness. Mr. Belvedere 5x18 "Really Full House" brings back everyone's least favorite character Lame Wendy and her equally lame husband.

Brad encounters a monster spitting blackness at entire families. Alex has discovered public transportation for douchebags. We are back to March Madness, and yet again, Brad proves that he does indeed know all of the sports facts about the big game. Alex shakes it up with TV show and snack brackets. On Perfect Strangers 3x03 - “Sexual Harrassment In Chicago” Balki fights of the Imperial advances of Saved by The Bell's Grand Moff Tarkin.

It's March Madness and we are here to explain all the sports facts about which of these creeps is going to sneak into a sweet sixteen party. Arctic Explorers are gross fucks that need to be stopped. Mr. Belvedere 5x17 “The Debate” is an amazing battle of X-men as Heather Pryde Mertz battles Savvy Magik Angela for the attention of some George McFly Conservative loser. Fashions have never been more insane.

Some shockingly not-dead white trash yokel Mario Bros. have made an amazingly terrible looking film that Brad cannot wait to see. Alex is keeping an eye on mouse dreams and terribly written Science articles. Andrew Keegan is an insanely dumb cult leader. We play an exciting game to test our reading comprehension skills. Perfect Strangers rehashes a previous episode as Larry struggles to lose seven pounds in seven days on 3x02 "Weigh to go Buddy"