Alex brings us a baffling reading comprehension test involving pineapple shenanigans. Jonathon takes us to the situation room to become Vacation Heroes. The seeds have been sown: Monsters will be placed in brackets and eliminated as we crown the champion of April Anarchy 2015! Also we watch Campin' Buddies a 56 minute venture that really stretches the term movie to it's breaking point.

Stop groovin' to "Krakow Ghetto - Winter '41" and listen to this exciting episode of Ramjack! We discuss Alex's favorite show "Undercover Boss" and the Sci-Ti documentary "Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief" Brad has a monster sighting as we move towards April Anarchy. Alex brings some musical science facts. We give some advice to Mormons and nerdlingers looking for love. Perfect Strangers 3x04 "Taking Stock" teaches us a valuable lesson in Corportate Ethics and Reganomic Pipe Dreams.

Are you a winner? We try to figure out how we can harness the power of bigotry to make money like a conservative. Alex reports dramz from his momz. Brad battles scooterbitches, patriots, mafioso, and the elements in an effort to purchase shoes. Also we finish our March Madness coverage.

American Hero Jon Pernisek returns from his service on the high seas to join us for an exciting new episode. Lora advocates for children to play with gray formless toys that cannot be interpreted as anything recognizable. Adrian visits to discuss March Madness. Mr. Belvedere 5x18 "Really Full House" brings back everyone's least favorite character Lame Wendy and her equally lame husband.

Brad encounters a monster spitting blackness at entire families. Alex has discovered public transportation for douchebags. We are back to March Madness, and yet again, Brad proves that he does indeed know all of the sports facts about the big game. Alex shakes it up with TV show and snack brackets. On Perfect Strangers 3x03 - “Sexual Harrassment In Chicago” Balki fights of the Imperial advances of Saved by The Bell's Grand Moff Tarkin.

It's March Madness and we are here to explain all the sports facts about which of these creeps is going to sneak into a sweet sixteen party. Arctic Explorers are gross fucks that need to be stopped. Mr. Belvedere 5x17 “The Debate” is an amazing battle of X-men as Heather Pryde Mertz battles Savvy Magik Angela for the attention of some George McFly Conservative loser. Fashions have never been more insane.

Some shockingly not-dead white trash yokel Mario Bros. have made an amazingly terrible looking film that Brad cannot wait to see. Alex is keeping an eye on mouse dreams and terribly written Science articles. Andrew Keegan is an insanely dumb cult leader. We play an exciting game to test our reading comprehension skills. Perfect Strangers rehashes a previous episode as Larry struggles to lose seven pounds in seven days on 3x02 "Weigh to go Buddy"

After Five years of laugh detecting research we are sure there are no Matlock ghosts acting as a muse to the author of Chipotle packaging. We read some creepy dead pet fanfic. Alex finds a ride that is not fun. And Mr. Belvedere somehow finds new levels of insanity in 5x16 “Mutiny”

There's an update on Central Florida's favorite racist mayoral candidate. Olds are the WORST. We play some classic Ramjack games by giving some solid advice and pitching some really amazing films featuring our favorite "Step-Up" star. Perfect Strangers kicks off Season 3 with new characters and new locales in 3x01 "All The News That Fits".

Alex listens to Kermit for long enough to put down the bottle and discuss jump ropes and tricky crows. Brad reports in from a bizarrely fascinating mayoral race between a competent human and a raving lunatic and the Everything is Terrible Show. Mr. Belvedere celebrates his birthday and Wesley run for class President in Mr. Belvedere 5x15 "Election"