After Five years of laugh detecting research we are sure there are no Matlock ghosts acting as a muse to the author of Chipotle packaging. We read some creepy dead pet fanfic. Alex finds a ride that is not fun. And Mr. Belvedere somehow finds new levels of insanity in 5x16 “Mutiny”

There's an update on Central Florida's favorite racist mayoral candidate. Olds are the WORST. We play some classic Ramjack games by giving some solid advice and pitching some really amazing films featuring our favorite "Step-Up" star. Perfect Strangers kicks off Season 3 with new characters and new locales in 3x01 "All The News That Fits".

Alex listens to Kermit for long enough to put down the bottle and discuss jump ropes and tricky crows. Brad reports in from a bizarrely fascinating mayoral race between a competent human and a raving lunatic and the Everything is Terrible Show. Mr. Belvedere celebrates his birthday and Wesley run for class President in Mr. Belvedere 5x15 "Election"

I hope you've been squirreling away your electronic tickets for this ep of Ramjack! We read the ramblings of a psychotic wahm, We discover the most illegal book on the internet and prepare to start a book club. In other breaking news: Lora is a Bohemian. Brad has begun watching the prisoner, which is brilliant, and Alex goes out of his way to convince himself that Jupiter Ascending is a fun ride. We finish the second season of Perfect Strangers with 2x22 "Up on a Roof"

Brad uncovers a terrifying world of young cons. We step into our time-tunnel to discuss the golden shining glory days of 1970 vs the Obamapocalyptic Hellscape we now live in. Alex finds a reason to buy a Monopoly game, and Mr. Belvedere brings back our favorite devil worshiping cult to track down a local sex-offender in 5x14 “Stakeout”

Local Hero Bravely Blows Brains Out At Fast Food Hamburger Spot... More at Eleven. The ghost of the Katy Perry tries to steal Brad's Intellectual Property. We get a Boat update from national hero in international waters Jon Pernisek. Alex stumbles onto what might turn out to be a truly shocking cell phone conspiracy. Hada herda Mormons are helped. Some terrifying (and racist) fashions happen on Perfect Strangers 2x21 Hello Elaine.

Alex has a list of seemingly benign activities that dudes (AKA “The Worst”) are somehow able to sexualize and then rate. We look at a super shifty study that stretches the definition of “kid” to a useless degree. Brad has a new website and plays available at http://www.chaosatom.com and he also learns the valuable lesson about email. We again are faced with Marsha being an unrepentant monster in Mr. Belvedere 5x13 "Anchor's Away".

In this episode Alex breaks some very exciting and truly not-boring news regarding a robot that draws in the sand. Brad attempts to defend a bizarre 80's snuggie dress. We salute a True-Blue American Hero in International Waters as he fights for our freedom to share our love of Andy Rooney-like myopic unaware rambling with the world. Perfect Strangers opens up their checkbook to hire some extras for 2x20 "Get a Job".

News you can use: nature can make you lose your appetite and apes are not vampires. Advice is given to some lame-o nerds. We get a high seas report from Jon Pernisek about boat bullies and scary scooterbitches. And a new character enters the cast of Mr. Belvedere and our hearts.

It's a new ep for a new year! Brad has seen "The Babadook" and Alex is on the lookout for Werewolves and new animal-themed cafes. We tell a lot of people to grow up and shut up and learn some shocking facts about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Perfect Strangers two-part "Snow Way to Treat a Lady" exposes us to questionable tunneling techniques and even more questionable sweaters.