Ramjack

Alex is back from his time at the Island of Privileged and nothing will ever be the same! We spend some serious time in The Situation Room with uncomfortable questions and our digital dreams. Hoarders are hoarding hoarders in their hoard and finally (almost) justifying their insanity.

In absence of our regular novelty food obsessed host, Jon Pernisek is here to pick up the reigns and introduce us to Cap'n Crunch's latest monstrosity. Brad has seen Terminator Genisys and has no idea what people are complaining about. We give some advice: THE GAME to some really lame-os. Mr. Belvedere almost dies and we have a proper resolution to the Porsche Story. Also if anyone would like anything edited out of this podcast for fear of it theoretically offending someone else, go fuck yourself. Bazinga!

It's time for a fresh hot episode of Ramjack! Breaking News: Barbie has a vlog, Jar Jar Binks is a troll and Alex gets fleeced by a scooterbitch. We put some uppity astronauts in their place, learn how the chipmunk got his stripes, and help Mormons with their BDSM problems.

It's a super special episode detailing Brad and Dan's epic trip to Jackson TN. A tale of terror, trash, tomfoolery, and tricky tricky characters. Also get some great medical/life advice from a lunatic!

Brad prepares for his excursion to Jackson TN. Alex is a criminal. Etsy defies Libertarian values by thwarting dragon souls. We spend an inordinate amount of time trying to find out if decent looking shoes still exist. Mr. Belvedere is back to incest and sexual harassment in Mr. Belvedere 5x21 “Ghostwriter” --which does not feature kids solving mysteries with words or spirits of vengeance.

Join us as we celebrate the 6th anniversary of the podcast with shocking scandals, long simmering feuds, mental illness and a trip to hoarder-town. We continue our Summer of Alf-yo as we watch the all too-timely Dragnet episodes 2x02 "The Shooting Board" and 2x08 "The Big High"

Alex has 5 'Why's' and a lot of corporate tales. Brad attempts to take a stand against free stuff. We discuss the "Live"?? return of "Hoarders" and Mr. Belvedere 5x20 "The Escort" teaches us yet again that Marsha is a terrible mother that would rather have her son fuck strangers than be inconvenienced.

By Hammurabi's code, I can not swear strongly enough that this is a great episode you will love. After spending a little while trying to use Facebook like a couple of geriatric assholes, we learn about crying and lying. Apparently everyone on the planet forgot the last 14 years and somehow allowed Judith Fucking Miller to comment on Seymour Hersch's bin Laden article. We discuss 227 1x21 "Pick Six”.

In this episode we learn about the horrors going on in casinos and in the minds of casino patrons. The Situation Room takes us into a completely unlikely parallel universe in which we never became Vacation Heroes. In Mr. Belvedere 5x19 "The Book" The mystery of Marsha's Porsche plus her shady connections to Al Qaeda are finally revealed. Also we discuss Ghost Writer/Ghost Rider and his contributions to the Marvel Cinematic Universe through solving mysteries with word puzzles and motor cycle stunts.

Alex brings us a baffling reading comprehension test involving pineapple shenanigans. Jonathon takes us to the situation room to become Vacation Heroes. The seeds have been sown: Monsters will be placed in brackets and eliminated as we crown the champion of April Anarchy 2015! Also we watch Campin' Buddies a 56 minute venture that really stretches the term movie to it's breaking point.