I hope you've been squirreling away your electronic tickets for this ep of Ramjack! We read the ramblings of a psychotic wahm, We discover the most illegal book on the internet and prepare to start a book club. In other breaking news: Lora is a Bohemian. Brad has begun watching the prisoner, which is brilliant, and Alex goes out of his way to convince himself that Jupiter Ascending is a fun ride. We finish the second season of Perfect Strangers with 2x22 "Up on a Roof"

Brad uncovers a terrifying world of young cons. We step into our time-tunnel to discuss the golden shining glory days of 1970 vs the Obamapocalyptic Hellscape we now live in. Alex finds a reason to buy a Monopoly game, and Mr. Belvedere brings back our favorite devil worshiping cult to track down a local sex-offender in 5x14 “Stakeout”

Local Hero Bravely Blows Brains Out At Fast Food Hamburger Spot... More at Eleven. The ghost of the Katy Perry tries to steal Brad's Intellectual Property. We get a Boat update from national hero in international waters Jon Pernisek. Alex stumbles onto what might turn out to be a truly shocking cell phone conspiracy. Hada herda Mormons are helped. Some terrifying (and racist) fashions happen on Perfect Strangers 2x21 Hello Elaine.

Alex has a list of seemingly benign activities that dudes (AKA “The Worst”) are somehow able to sexualize and then rate. We look at a super shifty study that stretches the definition of “kid” to a useless degree. Brad has a new website and plays available at http://www.chaosatom.com and he also learns the valuable lesson about email. We again are faced with Marsha being an unrepentant monster in Mr. Belvedere 5x13 "Anchor's Away".

In this episode Alex breaks some very exciting and truly not-boring news regarding a robot that draws in the sand. Brad attempts to defend a bizarre 80's snuggie dress. We salute a True-Blue American Hero in International Waters as he fights for our freedom to share our love of Andy Rooney-like myopic unaware rambling with the world. Perfect Strangers opens up their checkbook to hire some extras for 2x20 "Get a Job".

News you can use: nature can make you lose your appetite and apes are not vampires. Advice is given to some lame-o nerds. We get a high seas report from Jon Pernisek about boat bullies and scary scooterbitches. And a new character enters the cast of Mr. Belvedere and our hearts.

It's a new ep for a new year! Brad has seen "The Babadook" and Alex is on the lookout for Werewolves and new animal-themed cafes. We tell a lot of people to grow up and shut up and learn some shocking facts about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Perfect Strangers two-part "Snow Way to Treat a Lady" exposes us to questionable tunneling techniques and even more questionable sweaters.

2015 Creep in on the scene! In this world shattering episode we endeavour to employ scooterbitches as insects to clear leaves from train tracks, learn what to drink coffee out of, and learn names. Alex reports in on some films that were mostly fun rides. We help some Mormons as well as visit a new forum that completely changes the game. Brad reads a truly disturbing missive from everyone's favorite(?) small-town columnist.

Happy Holidayz! Brad takes a bold stance AGAINST nazis and describes the adventures and fashions of the 2014 Eukanuba Dog Show. Alex brings us the perfect gift for the craven T-shirt wearing asshole in your life. Mormons at our favorite website are given proper advice. We discuss the bizarre ABC Family Film "The 12 Dates of Christmas" starring Amy Smart and Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

We take a look at some things posted in the facebook group by our elite colleagues (not from a gallery of legumes) and dispense the valuable advice: Grow up and shut up; Bounds of reason; and Respect isn't free. Alex is challenged to a game of "Hometown news outlet or Smells like a Halibut". Brad finds himself on another time-travel bus. In Mr. Belvevere 5x11 "New Years" the incest is back and Perfect Strangers 2x17 "Ten Speed and a Soft Touch" devotes a quarter of the episode to a game of tag.