Monsters are afoot and we bring you all our local scary sightings. We learn about dirtwater and the lameness of Sikeston Missouri. We discuss the lamest ep of Perfect Strangers 2x12 ("Dog Gone Blues") Jonathon calls in to update us on the youthful summers of a small town columnist with zero ambitions or goals.

Jonathon gives us the update from his cinnamon bunker and introduces us to some of his newest closest friends. We teach Dear Abby a thing or two about growing up and shutting up in Giving Advice: THE GAME. Mr. Belvedere continues it's kooky fifth season , we discuss 5x3 'Braces'

Get your flashlights out we've got monster stories and more difficult queries in Giving Advice: THE GAME. Some assholes are trying to send religious texts to the moon and the army is trying to shame it's fat murderers. It's Yule time on Perfect Strangers , we discuss 2x11 'A Christmas Story' We conquer a mountain of voicemails and Alex offers to hand deliver a poster for anyone willing to put up a Ramjack billboard.

Be careful there's somebody or something behind you to the left, right now. Is it an adult pretending to be a chump child? A Japanese pharmaceutical company that wants to steal your dreams? Or a creeper singing about 'The Five Second Rule'? We play a quick round of 'Giving Advice:THE GAME' and Perfect Strangers gets really rape-y , we say goodbye to Susan forever in 2x10 "The Rent Strike"

Jon tries to sell Brad on the upcoming NBC lineup. Our favorite small-town scribe is in a relationship with the son of Somnus. We break-out an all Mormon Edition of 'Giving Advice: THE GAME' and Mr. Belvedere 5x02 Hooky is completely 100% bonkers.

Alex runs down the animals that want to kill us, Emo Teen Jeezo is getting ready for his CW premiere, Brad preps for another classic from 5&2, We play a game of Giving Advice:THE GAME from the dilapidated pit of Yahoo!Answers, Mr. Belvedere 5x01 'Fat Cats' is pure insanity , George and Belvedere go to a wacky fat camp and the rest of the family murders a cat.

We learn more about the gaping holes in the education of our favorite small-town newspaper columnist. Brad proposes a new policy towards viewing and discussing our State Sponsored Murderers (spoilers: It does not involve supporting the troops). We play a rousing round of "Giving Advice: THE GAME!" and Lora confronts sheer terror in the name of enjoying a quiet breakfast.

Alex has an actual celebrity sighting (for real this time) Brad's life is under siege from dual monster attacks. Perfect Strangers snatches a child in 2x09 "Two Men and a Cradle." Jonathon calls in with a report on Hulu and bats.

Brad and Jonathon have seen Darren Aronofsky's "Noah" The feel-good Manson Family film of the year! We discuss all of the rock monsters, magic rocks, and denim, and armadillo-lambs in detail. It's finally time to discuss a very special and truly unsettling episode of Mr. Belvedere "The Counselor". We get feedback from the creator of Dungeons and Dragons Yoga and treat it with all the respect it deserves.

Lora is talking about Sparrows which allows Jonathon to espouse his crazy pseudo-scientific bird theories. Prepare for terror , we go through our monster brackets to crown the winner of our first annual April Anarchy. Are you considering leaving your house this summer? If so our summer movie preview might be of use. (Warning there's an over saturation of conservative asshole and cross-bearer Kelsey Grammer)