News you can use: nature can make you lose your appetite and apes are not vampires. Advice is given to some lame-o nerds. We get a high seas report from Jon Pernisek about boat bullies and scary scooterbitches. And a new character enters the cast of Mr. Belvedere and our hearts.

It's a new ep for a new year! Brad has seen "The Babadook" and Alex is on the lookout for Werewolves and new animal-themed cafes. We tell a lot of people to grow up and shut up and learn some shocking facts about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Perfect Strangers two-part "Snow Way to Treat a Lady" exposes us to questionable tunneling techniques and even more questionable sweaters.

2015 Creep in on the scene! In this world shattering episode we endeavour to employ scooterbitches as insects to clear leaves from train tracks, learn what to drink coffee out of, and learn names. Alex reports in on some films that were mostly fun rides. We help some Mormons as well as visit a new forum that completely changes the game. Brad reads a truly disturbing missive from everyone's favorite(?) small-town columnist.

Happy Holidayz! Brad takes a bold stance AGAINST nazis and describes the adventures and fashions of the 2014 Eukanuba Dog Show. Alex brings us the perfect gift for the craven T-shirt wearing asshole in your life. Mormons at our favorite website are given proper advice. We discuss the bizarre ABC Family Film "The 12 Dates of Christmas" starring Amy Smart and Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

We take a look at some things posted in the facebook group by our elite colleagues (not from a gallery of legumes) and dispense the valuable advice: Grow up and shut up; Bounds of reason; and Respect isn't free. Alex is challenged to a game of "Hometown news outlet or Smells like a Halibut". Brad finds himself on another time-travel bus. In Mr. Belvevere 5x11 "New Years" the incest is back and Perfect Strangers 2x17 "Ten Speed and a Soft Touch" devotes a quarter of the episode to a game of tag.

We discuss Thanksgiving/Black Friday Shenanigans. Brad meets a completely real magical secret monk. Alex watches a hacker hack in realtime. We play a holiday themed HumGayGhost and help some Mormons with their insane Mormon problems. The ABC Family film "Holidaze" shows us the value of small-town garbage America.

Alex has overdosed on cinnamon whilst (trying) to lift an LCD television and Brad has sat through the entirety of the 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Despite these tragedies we are still able to pursue our greatest passion: helping Mormons. Mr. Belvedere 5x10 "Homeless" quickly devolves into "Hider in the House" Perfect Strangers 2x16 "Tux For Two" reveals what an awful photographer Larry is.

In this action packed episode Jon Pernisek joins Brad to discuss the great American Frosting Tragedy, Christopher Nolan's fun ride "Interstellar", and gross Catholic Weddings. We delve into the archives as Lora complains about donuts and the value of her garbage. We help some very confused Mormons and Mr. Belvedere 5x09 "Black Widow".

Alex has some terrible new products just in time for the Holiday season. We learn about a guy that's going to hang out inside a snake who is probably David Blaine doing a magic trick. Mrs. Web and LDS.net give us solid panic inducing fodder for Giving Advice: THE GAME. Brad battles Chatty-Cathy Checkout ladies, insects, and sketchy cops.

It's time for spooks and spectres and a shocking new episode of Ramjack! Alex gives us a list of fears... we make a better list. Brad takes us to Muscovy to discuss the antics of Peter the Great.

A Halloween themed HumGayGhost is filled with terror. We discuss the Halloween episodes of the dismal and morally questionable "Major Dad" and the super rad "Punky Brewster".