Alex has a stack of mediocre secrets. Brad has been thwarted by the antics of a shifty optometrist. We give advice to people that are getting jumped into FRG's, dealing with racists, lesbian twins, and dudes who are the worst.

We give you all the advice in this exciting all-new episode. Lora is rambling into the void via a list of useless tips. We help Christians with their Farewell Talks, Conflicting Revelations, and Silver Soul Cords. Mr. Belvedere is bonkers as per usual as Kevin upgrades his roomate to a woman that can't spell faucet in 5x07 "Roomates".

Alex is still dead, did Jonathon kill him? It's possible. Monsters are afoot. We finally get back to helping our true passion helping Mormons.Perfect Strangers fights for the right of middle class white people to eat bland food and eschew all things different in 2x14 "Trouble in Paradise". And Lora is a terrible mother with questionable time management skills.

Brad runs through the latest slew of movies he's watched while avoiding the sun and not catfishing. Jonathon is reveals a treasure trove of Lora Wimsatt secrets. Despite LDS.net forums being down we still have Christians that need us to solve their problems in 'Giving Advice: THE GAME' Mr. Belvedere 5x6 ("Duel") introduces us to Mr. Belvedere's cousin Galen who has come to murder him in cold blood. Also Marsha quit her waitress job to be a mushroom.

Brad reports in on another handful of horror films including some dirtwater herda hada methmouths terror. Alex has all the animal facts. We help a lot dummy Christians with their relationship problems in 'Giving Advice: THE GAME' Mr. Belvedere 5x5 ("Marsha's Secret") confirms everything we assumed and proves Marsha to be the worst human ever.

Thanks in advance for your 5 star reviews for this ep! Brad has encountered some monsters at Costco and is calling out 'cool parents'. We help out a lot of people in the latest installment of Giving Advice: THE GAME. Perfect Strangers has lots of questionable fashions and hard times for The Twinkacetti in 2x13 ("Since I Lost My Baby").

There are terrifying animal facts aplenty. We give some solid Ramjack advice to some "wishy-washy" Mormons and some crazy lame-o gamers. Mr. Belvedere 5x04 Pigskin features some fashion panic attacks and a return to Kevin's nightmares of football failure for his brother.

Monsters are afoot and we bring you all our local scary sightings. We learn about dirtwater and the lameness of Sikeston Missouri. We discuss the lamest ep of Perfect Strangers 2x12 ("Dog Gone Blues") Jonathon calls in to update us on the youthful summers of a small town columnist with zero ambitions or goals.

Jonathon gives us the update from his cinnamon bunker and introduces us to some of his newest closest friends. We teach Dear Abby a thing or two about growing up and shutting up in Giving Advice: THE GAME. Mr. Belvedere continues it's kooky fifth season , we discuss 5x3 'Braces'

Get your flashlights out we've got monster stories and more difficult queries in Giving Advice: THE GAME. Some assholes are trying to send religious texts to the moon and the army is trying to shame it's fat murderers. It's Yule time on Perfect Strangers , we discuss 2x11 'A Christmas Story' We conquer a mountain of voicemails and Alex offers to hand deliver a poster for anyone willing to put up a Ramjack billboard.