Be careful there's somebody or something behind you to the left, right now. Is it an adult pretending to be a chump child? A Japanese pharmaceutical company that wants to steal your dreams? Or a creeper singing about 'The Five Second Rule'? We play a quick round of 'Giving Advice:THE GAME' and Perfect Strangers gets really rape-y , we say goodbye to Susan forever in 2x10 "The Rent Strike"

Jon tries to sell Brad on the upcoming NBC lineup. Our favorite small-town scribe is in a relationship with the son of Somnus. We break-out an all Mormon Edition of 'Giving Advice: THE GAME' and Mr. Belvedere 5x02 Hooky is completely 100% bonkers.

Alex runs down the animals that want to kill us, Emo Teen Jeezo is getting ready for his CW premiere, Brad preps for another classic from 5&2, We play a game of Giving Advice:THE GAME from the dilapidated pit of Yahoo!Answers, Mr. Belvedere 5x01 'Fat Cats' is pure insanity , George and Belvedere go to a wacky fat camp and the rest of the family murders a cat.

We learn more about the gaping holes in the education of our favorite small-town newspaper columnist. Brad proposes a new policy towards viewing and discussing our State Sponsored Murderers (spoilers: It does not involve supporting the troops). We play a rousing round of "Giving Advice: THE GAME!" and Lora confronts sheer terror in the name of enjoying a quiet breakfast.

Alex has an actual celebrity sighting (for real this time) Brad's life is under siege from dual monster attacks. Perfect Strangers snatches a child in 2x09 "Two Men and a Cradle." Jonathon calls in with a report on Hulu and bats.

Brad and Jonathon have seen Darren Aronofsky's "Noah" The feel-good Manson Family film of the year! We discuss all of the rock monsters, magic rocks, and denim, and armadillo-lambs in detail. It's finally time to discuss a very special and truly unsettling episode of Mr. Belvedere "The Counselor". We get feedback from the creator of Dungeons and Dragons Yoga and treat it with all the respect it deserves.

Lora is talking about Sparrows which allows Jonathon to espouse his crazy pseudo-scientific bird theories. Prepare for terror , we go through our monster brackets to crown the winner of our first annual April Anarchy. Are you considering leaving your house this summer? If so our summer movie preview might be of use. (Warning there's an over saturation of conservative asshole and cross-bearer Kelsey Grammer)

It's our first official Alf-yo Episode in which we step away from our standard faire and test the waters on some other panic inducing shows from the '80's. This week we take a look at the befuddling ALF Season 1x14 A Little Bit of Soap and the pilot episode of Small Wonder a sci-fi sitcom about a highly skilled child predator and his broken family.

Brad visits the monster rally that is Megacon and endures a shadowcast. Alex updates us on Ireland's favorite singer and how to judge if your relationship will last. Perfect Strangers takes on 1930's style mob schemes in 'Can I Get a Witness?'

We declare war on Daylight Savings Time. Alex reports in on second-hand crow bartering and Dungeons and Dragons Yoga. Michio Kaku is a spouting lots of nonsense in his usual grandiose and overly condescending manner. Wesley befriends a local serial killer in his attempt to be more mature on the Mr. Belvedere episode 'Graduation'.