First thing first, this is the greatest 200th episode ever. First thing first, we break out all the classics: Science Pants, HumGayGhost, The Situation Room, Giving Advice: THE Game, and read a letter from our pal Hordak. But first thing first, we unravel a very real and not at all fictional undertaking by the very real terrorist group that is known as Khorasan.

Jon Pernisek joins us to continue our discussion of "Hider in the House". Brad gives a stack of weighty book reviews. Everyone's favorite mentally unstable small town columnist replaces a disgusting couch in a disgusting manor. We finally arrive on the long awaited Mr. Belvedere 5x08 The Curse.

Alex gets you ready for the holidays with some new products and a not-so-great redefinition of the word "prank". We play America's most beloved game "Giving Advice: THE GAME". Brad reports on some truly important films: The Lifetime Original Movies "The Brittany Murphy Story", "The Unauthorized Saved By The Bell Story", and the terrifying Gary Busey classic "Hider in the House"

Oh crap,,, What day is it? No no no no no. It was Thursday? Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck. We forgot. Damn it. Just plum forgot about it.

It's an all new episode chock full of advice. Are you in the market for a house, a fence, or perhaps a spouse in the right tax bracket according to "God's Economy"? We've got you covered. In 2x15 "Beautiful Dreamer" Balki has nightmares... and that's pretty much it.

Alex has a stack of mediocre secrets. Brad has been thwarted by the antics of a shifty optometrist. We give advice to people that are getting jumped into FRG's, dealing with racists, lesbian twins, and dudes who are the worst.

We give you all the advice in this exciting all-new episode. Lora is rambling into the void via a list of useless tips. We help Christians with their Farewell Talks, Conflicting Revelations, and Silver Soul Cords. Mr. Belvedere is bonkers as per usual as Kevin upgrades his roomate to a woman that can't spell faucet in 5x07 "Roomates".

Alex is still dead, did Jonathon kill him? It's possible. Monsters are afoot. We finally get back to helping our true passion helping Mormons.Perfect Strangers fights for the right of middle class white people to eat bland food and eschew all things different in 2x14 "Trouble in Paradise". And Lora is a terrible mother with questionable time management skills.

Brad runs through the latest slew of movies he's watched while avoiding the sun and not catfishing. Jonathon is reveals a treasure trove of Lora Wimsatt secrets. Despite LDS.net forums being down we still have Christians that need us to solve their problems in 'Giving Advice: THE GAME' Mr. Belvedere 5x6 ("Duel") introduces us to Mr. Belvedere's cousin Galen who has come to murder him in cold blood. Also Marsha quit her waitress job to be a mushroom.

Brad reports in on another handful of horror films including some dirtwater herda hada methmouths terror. Alex has all the animal facts. We help a lot dummy Christians with their relationship problems in 'Giving Advice: THE GAME' Mr. Belvedere 5x5 ("Marsha's Secret") confirms everything we assumed and proves Marsha to be the worst human ever.