There's a terrifying new trend going on with potatoes and it has to be stopped much like St. Nick's Day. We find out which states have the most arbitrary language restrictions and which have the least. Alex makes a hearty attempt to join the Kappa Delta Sorority. Unfortunately his comprehension of the English Language is too strong. Perfect Strangers is full of sports-facts , Larry and Balki score all the homerunners in “The Unnatural”

It's a Thanksgiving spectacular featuring the annual Ramjack Carol Sing! We discuss the robot take-over of the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, venture out into Black Friday tomfoolery, have a very Liam-Neeson Holiday, and watch an amazing two-part Mr. Belvedere that validates all of our suspicions.

Brad, Alex, and Jon present the most niche thing in the history of niche things: An audio commentary for the David Lynch creation “Inland Empire” you can watch along with us, take part in the liver destroying drinking game, or listen to our torment separately. Also we get a visit from everyone's favorite hairdresser of indeterminate extraction Adrian! Or maybe it's just a fever dream hallucination brought on by this collection of filmed scenes.

We've got a brand new plan to judge humans and keep fake cops from snatching donuts. Brad gives some sports predictions. Alex has pageant fever and we are having panic attacks aplenty thanks to Miss Psychological Warfare. We get back to Perfect Strangers , Larry and Balki hit the gym and find love in “Hunks Like Us”

Brad, Alex, and Jon discuss the latest mad scrawlings of our favorite small town columnist and we help Heather celebrate a very creepy sweet sixteen thanks to her creepo father on Mr. Belvedere. If you didn't think the accent and dialect work in the first part was offensive enough, we're sure you'll love 'Adrian' and his eclectic, generic, non-descript(but undoubtedly offensive) portrayal

We've got all the weather facts from The Queen City, The Windy City, and The City Beautiful ready to fill you hearts with joy in this power packed episode that ran so long it had to be cut in half. The Devil has finally unveiled his master plan of thwarting 1 out of 900 teenage runners in Kentucky. Super-Sketch computer programers have caught a ton of international preds resulting in a game with even sketchier dialect work, a fraternity goes nuts, and demon flies and black matter attack a rising pop-star.

Brad recounts his travelog of horrors , well , the sheer terror of the panic inducing “Bill and Ted's Excellent Halloween Adventure” Alex reports in from the east wing with tales of his grandparents We finally talk about the Eagles and those filthy degenerate rabble-rousing Rattlers.

It's an action packed super ep! we've got monsters, musicals, Schemes and scams, sex strikes for roads, babies being nonpeaceful foreign invaders, and tips for avoiding demons and hiding witches. In a farewell to the Halloween Season we discuss both the first and emotional final episode of Baywatch Nights glorious second season.

Grab your chili-laden pasta and oat-infused sausage: it's a locals only podcast! Jon 'Joe Friday' Sterling and an imaginary bat join us to talk about the worst restaurant ever imagined, crazy monsters, citizens arrests, and CosmoGirl Quizzes. On Baywatch Nights Doctor David Hasselhoff and Junior Amateur Scientist Angie Harmon sacrifice themselves to themselves and become the new Jesus.

The Spooktacular month of October rages on , Robin, Tammy, and Claire join Alex and Brad for a power packed episode. We get the update on the dino porn that is rocking the nation, uncover the terrible secrets behind panic inducing 'smell parties', search for freedom in a Hasselhoff quiz, and discuss Teague's secret crush files on Baywatch Nights. The Truth is Out There.