We're coming on! Brad has developed some strange addictions. Alex has had at least 238 strokes. Hipsters are giving robots panic attacks. We check in on fashion/language shenanigans in China. Giving Advice: THE GAME takes on some letters to the editor of an actual non-defunct newspaper. We review the opening credits to a slew of failed television shows from the late 70's and are morally outraged by our findings therein.

Alex takes a break from campaigning for Ben Carson to discuss some baseball monsters. Brad has uncovered the underground reenactment movement. There's a really lame themed cruise coming up and an even lamer class you can take in Chicago. Mr Belvedere 5x24 "The Attic" is a less than stellar clip show where the winners and losers might or might not even be in the episode

Brad has a list of lunch grievances. Alex has a list of hot slots and a shaky definition of the word 'close'. We give some advice to some people with serious spook/volleyball problems and spoil some books that we have never read. Grab some fruit stripe gum and listen.

Make yourself a cozy circle of salt and brick dust it's time for an all-new all-exciting episode of the podcast. There's plenty to be irate about as we discuss Jeezos, Hillary Clinton, Ben Carson, Michio Kaku, and Colonel Sanders. In Giving Advice: THE GAME, we help some people with their shadow people and demon problems. Mr. Belvedere 5x23 “The Dinner” has Marsha trying to kill everyone and Kevin becoming a stripper

Alex is back from his time at the Island of Privileged and nothing will ever be the same! We spend some serious time in The Situation Room with uncomfortable questions and our digital dreams. Hoarders are hoarding hoarders in their hoard and finally (almost) justifying their insanity.

In absence of our regular novelty food obsessed host, Jon Pernisek is here to pick up the reigns and introduce us to Cap'n Crunch's latest monstrosity. Brad has seen Terminator Genisys and has no idea what people are complaining about. We give some advice: THE GAME to some really lame-os. Mr. Belvedere almost dies and we have a proper resolution to the Porsche Story. Also if anyone would like anything edited out of this podcast for fear of it theoretically offending someone else, go fuck yourself. Bazinga!

It's time for a fresh hot episode of Ramjack! Breaking News: Barbie has a vlog, Jar Jar Binks is a troll and Alex gets fleeced by a scooterbitch. We put some uppity astronauts in their place, learn how the chipmunk got his stripes, and help Mormons with their BDSM problems.

It's a super special episode detailing Brad and Dan's epic trip to Jackson TN. A tale of terror, trash, tomfoolery, and tricky tricky characters. Also get some great medical/life advice from a lunatic!

Brad prepares for his excursion to Jackson TN. Alex is a criminal. Etsy defies Libertarian values by thwarting dragon souls. We spend an inordinate amount of time trying to find out if decent looking shoes still exist. Mr. Belvedere is back to incest and sexual harassment in Mr. Belvedere 5x21 “Ghostwriter” --which does not feature kids solving mysteries with words or spirits of vengeance.

Join us as we celebrate the 6th anniversary of the podcast with shocking scandals, long simmering feuds, mental illness and a trip to hoarder-town. We continue our Summer of Alf-yo as we watch the all too-timely Dragnet episodes 2x02 "The Shooting Board" and 2x08 "The Big High"