Jon Pernisek AKA Elijah Mathew pops in to join your regular pair of Morley Safer's , we present a DARE drug free podcast. Brad and Alex have their anti-drug PSA from 1999 vindicated. Get ready to check-in with everybody's favorite rambling-lunatic-posing-,-a-small-town-journalist , we play the Lora Wimsatt drinking game.

Check out this yuk yuk packed episode: Indonesian moms are up to no good. Alex reports in on the latest trend with Japanese school girls that he's been carefully monitoring from acrosst the globe. Brad relates the unrelenting bleakness of the last few months. Whoopsie-daisy Superman made a bit of a goof. We read another Jeezo Fwd.

We dedicate this episode to all of the amnesiac listeners out there in podcast land. Fox News has a plan to reduce rape on college campuses that is clearly not insane. Alex is once again consorting with Dolphin terrorists unaware that they are playing him like Space-Dawg on House of Cards. We chronicle the rise of savvy Angela on Mr. Belvedere and uncover more disturbances in the force due to machinations of the Chancellor and his daughter on Saved by the Bell: The College Years.

We're bravely jumping on the bandwagon to call out a corporation that everyone else arbitrarily calls out. Why? Because we're heroes. Mr. Belvedere reveals that the owens family is just a shaky construct of awful selfish people that only barely tolerate each other and Saved by the Bell: The College Years introduces us to terrifying sweater technology.

Your great, 15 people love you, but nobody gives a fuck. Deal with it. The Japanese are making ridiculously expensive pizzas that sound terrible. Brad refuses to be mugged on principal. Alex goes wheeling and dealing for flower bargains. The Owens once again baffle us with the state of their finances on Mr. Belvedere and the Romney's come to visit California College School University on Saved by the Bell The College Years. We find out what's in the gold box thanks to Evan’s Grandma and catch up on voicemails.

Jon Pernisek joins us to talk about bird jamz, virus batteries, and Pat Robertson we play “Who's Losing at Facebook” , well , what will surely be the next big game show sensation “Eight is enough, of these skymall things, in fact I was fine with none.” And we hear a passive-aggressive holiday tale from a small town newspaper.

Come transcend the generic non-specific energy with us! Olds don't understand violence,or tech, or why that ugly bitch is in a film with Cary Grant. Dolphins are giving gifts and the Capuchins are coming for our pills. The Owens Family's financial situation becomes more ridiculous and things get uncomfortably racial when the dark forces of The Empire strike back on Saved by the Bell: The College Years. Also we find out there's a war on the Ten Commandments and we have no idea why anyone is defending them.

Grab your favorite dancing fur-covered mammal and prepare to panic. Blair is outlawed in Iceland while Gwyneth Paltrow runs around a free woman, is there no justice? We check in on our local lending libraries to discover new worlds of terror. Mr. Belvedere crosses over with LOST and Saved by the Bell The College Years teaches us that fraternities and sororities are even lamer than we assumed.

Here it is a very special episode of the epic trip to Tennessee. Brad does extensive field research to find out why people are eating off the floor. We learn that clowns for the state often get screwed by the state and discover the proper way to eat cheese puffs like a psychopath. Enjoy the panic and let's all resolve to get our shit together in 2013.

It's our Solstice Episode Spectacular! Brad has a series of terrifying Barnes and Noble panic attacks in which he meets some of America's Greatest Parents. Alex brings some amazing unexpected quotes. We send out a public health emergency beacon for the sake of all women and plot the greatest series of summer break comic books ever devised.