Beware the powers of the Dark Triad! Brad learns who controls his life and Alex finds out if he's a tease. We tackle the case of the Santa Claus Onslaught and talk about some animal facts. Mr. Belvedere is all about sweet sweet pills and Saved by the Bell the College Years introduces us to Sexism 101 with Professor Lame-o.

Here's the perfect podcast for your impending holiday panic attacks. Japanese sexists have made a car for the ladies. Alex has more creepy Yoga adventures. Bill O'Reilly isn't sure if Korean qualifies , a language. Everybody's favorite former nazi pedophile protector has some Jeezo facts for Xmas. We watch some Doomsday Preppers and get ready to bug out and Evan's Grandmother gives us a Yule Panic Attack.

This is the perfect podcast for your cheat month. Japan has invited the Burger King back into their realm of gross food festivities. There's a new genre of literature and it's officially the worst. We check with Cosmo to find out if we're Suckers or Psychics. The great values fam of the 80's is having budget issues and Wesley finds love in a love con. Meanwhile Kelly escapes her dismal fast food future to join the Saved by the Bell The College Years crew at California College University School.

It's a super special holiday-a-palooza! We check in with Claire to see if she is asleep or losing at Sports Facts. We discuss the National Dog Show, rad 80's commercials, and crown "World's Greatest Human 2012" Then we venture into the wilderness to see real live Jeezo sluts, werewolves, zombies, and scandal whilst searching for Black Friday bargains.

Alex has got Animal Facts and Female Fantasy Facts. Brad is fighting internet scrapes. There's an old woman in New York that is a professional panic attack instigator. We discuss the ongoing pie war of 2012, that no one knows and/or cares about. Hilariously crazy internet dramz leads to a discussion of art by sensible educated people that aren't fucking idiots. George catches up with a really old flame and we finally dip into the pilot episode of Saved by the Bell: The College Years.

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Kids are running amok and giving us Summer Camp Nightmares and we demand cold hard JUSTICE! Potato Parties are all the rage in Japan and Ronald McDonald doesn't know what to do about it. Some not-so-classy monkeys are slumming it on the sly. There's a nerdlinger murder alert for parts of Florida. Our pal Keith pops in to extol the virtues of brand loyalty and we shed a teary farewell , Mr. Belvedere is deported and the final episode of Saved by the Bell comes to a close.

Brad is baffled when he learns that there are apparently well-adjusted normal families that like each other and go to horror movies together, or any movies. Archie wins a free murder! Shocking science news reveals what terrors the olds have planned for us and Alex prepares to concede to the dolphins. Brad meets more crazy talking random weirdos. Steve Guttenberg is unwrapping presents and being sexually harassed by Allen Carr. Things take a dramatic turn , Mr Belvedere has been deported and the Saved by the Bell Kids finally graduate high school.

We have both seen a grip of films including the most sexist movie ever and Alex finally sees the worst movie ever made. Old People LOVE grocery stores. Sadsack losers post their awkward terrible relationship texts on the internet for our amusement. Belvedere faces mortality, George hangs with devil worshipers, and Heather asks Kevin to wear a sexy costume. Amateur-junior-scientist Angie Harmon and Doctor David Hasselhoff track down a vampire at the old cemented up police station.

Brad plays the pandering to Israel drinking game. Sovereignty goes out the window. Romney agrees with Obama, but he's gonna do everything bigger and whiter. We launch a new sitcom starring ourselves and the ever-adorable Al Sharpton and arbitrarily decide who is allowed to have nukes and who isn't.