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Your great, 15 people love you, but nobody gives a fuck. Deal with it. The Japanese are making ridiculously expensive pizzas that sound terrible. Brad refuses to be mugged on principal. Alex goes wheeling and dealing for flower bargains. The Owens once again baffle us with the state of their finances on Mr. Belvedere and the Romney's come to visit California College School University on Saved by the Bell The College Years. We find out what's in the gold box thanks to Evan’s Grandma and catch up on voicemails.

Jon Pernisek joins us to talk about bird jamz, virus batteries, and Pat Robertson we play “Who's Losing at Facebook” , well , what will surely be the next big game show sensation “Eight is enough, of these skymall things, in fact I was fine with none.” And we hear a passive-aggressive holiday tale from a small town newspaper.

Come transcend the generic non-specific energy with us! Olds don't understand violence,or tech, or why that ugly bitch is in a film with Cary Grant. Dolphins are giving gifts and the Capuchins are coming for our pills. The Owens Family's financial situation becomes more ridiculous and things get uncomfortably racial when the dark forces of The Empire strike back on Saved by the Bell: The College Years. Also we find out there's a war on the Ten Commandments and we have no idea why anyone is defending them.

Grab your favorite dancing fur-covered mammal and prepare to panic. Blair is outlawed in Iceland while Gwyneth Paltrow runs around a free woman, is there no justice? We check in on our local lending libraries to discover new worlds of terror. Mr. Belvedere crosses over with LOST and Saved by the Bell The College Years teaches us that fraternities and sororities are even lamer than we assumed.

Here it is a very special episode of the epic trip to Tennessee. Brad does extensive field research to find out why people are eating off the floor. We learn that clowns for the state often get screwed by the state and discover the proper way to eat cheese puffs like a psychopath. Enjoy the panic and let's all resolve to get our shit together in 2013.

It's our Solstice Episode Spectacular! Brad has a series of terrifying Barnes and Noble panic attacks in which he meets some of America's Greatest Parents. Alex brings some amazing unexpected quotes. We send out a public health emergency beacon for the sake of all women and plot the greatest series of summer break comic books ever devised.

Beware the powers of the Dark Triad! Brad learns who controls his life and Alex finds out if he's a tease. We tackle the case of the Santa Claus Onslaught and talk about some animal facts. Mr. Belvedere is all about sweet sweet pills and Saved by the Bell the College Years introduces us to Sexism 101 with Professor Lame-o.

Here's the perfect podcast for your impending holiday panic attacks. Japanese sexists have made a car for the ladies. Alex has more creepy Yoga adventures. Bill O'Reilly isn't sure if Korean qualifies , a language. Everybody's favorite former nazi pedophile protector has some Jeezo facts for Xmas. We watch some Doomsday Preppers and get ready to bug out and Evan's Grandmother gives us a Yule Panic Attack.

This is the perfect podcast for your cheat month. Japan has invited the Burger King back into their realm of gross food festivities. There's a new genre of literature and it's officially the worst. We check with Cosmo to find out if we're Suckers or Psychics. The great values fam of the 80's is having budget issues and Wesley finds love in a love con. Meanwhile Kelly escapes her dismal fast food future to join the Saved by the Bell The College Years crew at California College University School.

It's a super special holiday-a-palooza! We check in with Claire to see if she is asleep or losing at Sports Facts. We discuss the National Dog Show, rad 80's commercials, and crown "World's Greatest Human 2012" Then we venture into the wilderness to see real live Jeezo sluts, werewolves, zombies, and scandal whilst searching for Black Friday bargains.