Ramjack

KABLAMO! It's a fresh new episode of Ramjack chock full of life gifts and strong generic-non-specific energies that are sure to affect you spiritually, whatever the fuck that means. Alex brings the phrase of the week, Brad discovers the most confusing fun ever, and cinema ninjas are on patrol and fighting for the rights of all the dreamers. Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style is a series of panic attacks and statutory rape. Evan's Grandmother completely loses her mind for our amusement.

Alex is back from his adventures with new tales, Brad is contemplating his uneasy truce with the weather. Your drunkest Romanian Friend might be planning on stealing your bride. We begin our journey with the first two chapters of "The Guttenberg Bible" A very special Mr. Belvedere takes a dark turn with some sad olds, Saved by the Bell brings us another clip show, and we prepare to launch a new Network and by Network we mean empire.

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The National Guard of the Hyper-Militarized States of 'Merica tries to thwart Brad and his attempts to walk down the sidewalk in a police-state. Claire dons communal bacteria regalia for krazy kayak adventures. We join our pals Angie Harmon and Dr. David Hasselhoff , they battle mediocre aliens, mutants in parallel futures, and cd-rom archers from the Kalderash Clan when Baywatch Days turn into Baywatch Nights.

Ramjack days turn into Ramjack nights , we check our focal point and discuss Hallucination Horses, Shifty German Zookeepers, and the terrifying murderous intent of nature. Stickers look delicious to 9/11 year-olds. Mr. Belvedere teaches us the importance of back-up bangs and we learn that only weirdos are scared of earthquakes on Saved by the Bell.

It's a super chill episode in which we discuss Alex's latest Summer Camp adventures with the 9/11 year olds and a grip of terrifying creatures that teach real life Animal Facts, the hard way. We chat about The Dark Knight Rises and Bane's future Broadway Career. The Fifty Shades Generator is a horrific and beautiful find that leads to fun and games.

Join us , we delve once again into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge , we discuss President James Garfield, Charles Guiteau, Alexander Graham Bell, and Dr. Doctor Bliss M.D. Creationists don't understand electricity or science, or much of anything really (because they are fucking insane and have only a tenious ) And we solve a Mystery!

Grab your hot cocoa and a hot dogs it Xmas in July! When we promise something 57 episodes ago we deliver it, Eventually. In this Holiday-a-palooza we finally break down and discuss Santa Claus: The Movie, the story of a satanic bargain gone awry, and venture into an even darker realm with Christmas with a Capital 'C' A Christian holiday movie where we are meant to root for the Christians , they subvert law, human decency, and basic reasoning just to maintain a stranglehold on a dying Alaskan community. We also enjoy another battle of "Friendship versus the Bing Translator", a game of skill, awareness, and context clues!

Alex has theoretically heard some second hand animal facts, Brad discovers some terrible new products and finds new ways to escape the panic. Columbus isn't , mediocre , one might expect, Mitt Romney is a felon and still has less personality than a vacuum cleaner with a twitter account. Privatization brings back debtors prisons, USA USA USA! Mr. Belvedere directs Gilbert and Sulivan and Saved by the Bell takes granny rap to it's next logical step of torture.

The ghost of Alex goes on family adventures, Brad fills up your summer reading list and gives the latest updates on Harry Belafonte. We play “Who's Losing at Facebook” the game where every contestant is a loser and we spot panic attacks aplenty in pools and restaurants. Mr. Belvedere and George have a sexy romantic evening, for realzies. Saved by the Bell almost kills us with bizarre fashion, black magicks, and unnecessary cross dressing.

We've been fighting for the rights of all the dreamers for over three years and 100 episodes. In this celebratory podcast Alex reports in on all the wild and wacky happenings of Summer Camp. Brad learns that he should never leave his sun bunker without Chris Hansen's assistance. Scandalous tales are told. Also, the results of the contest to decide the fate of the Ramjack Empire are in!