Mars-Wrigley wants you to quiet your mind mouth at the battle-box. Meanwhile, Perfetti Van Melle is age restricting their lollipops. T and T 2x15 “Jump Start” sees the return of our favorite immortal and watcher duo, Nobby and Fritz.

The heat index in Florida is 110, therefore it is currently too hot for Acapulco Heat, but despite the efforts of weather we will present a ludicrously self-indulgent episode detailing wild travel adventures.

Alex reports in on Libertarians who have a bold to new plan to keep everything EXACTLY the same. Some people are TICKED OFF! about lack of etiquette or some such nonsense. 2x14 “The Contender” has Mr. T training a boxer and also running down an old in his car. We have a lot of questions about child fighters.

We find a truly confounding series of Ticked Off! entreaties and a weird anti-union screed. T and T 2x13 “Hunted” has Mr. T being tracked by a famed local hitman because of a cop that is angry at cops but instead decides to take it out on Mr. T.

Alex pulls himself away from wrestling movies to face a Libertarian Trolly yet again and Brad meets his ultimate fate in the front row of a haunted house waiting on a glass of iced tea. T and T 2x12 “Wendell's Story” becomes an instant classic as things get hot and steamy in Seacouver and a bumbling immortal and watcher get on the wrong side of Mr. T.

No kink shaming the barbarians and their ducks. We learn about a questionable Japanese Sport. Alex gets trapped at the libertarian trolly control center and Brad chooses to follow his dog into a spooky situation. T and T 2x11 “Hard Way Home” introduces us to the worst father and possibly reveals that Decker might be a Nepobaby.

It’s a casual episode as we explore what life has for us in post AI Sentinel World. Alex says some things about “fake podcast ads” none of it makes sense. We get some spring-cleaning tips from TN that are equally reasonable. We check in on the Ticked Off! people of Orlando and learn about some creepy new sales.

Contacts are the new Gatorade. How much would you pay to put bacteria in your mouth that might fight other bacteria? We finally discuss the gold standard of movies about re-animated souls trapped inside puppets killing Nazis as we discuss 1991’s “Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge” in which one lame Nazi nerd unleashes the wrath of an old man and his box of puppet pals.

Dan joins us to give an update on Blockbuster and Target shenanigans as well as to discuss 1999s Retro Puppet Master in which Mummies are out to dehumidify anyone who stands in their way of killing one old man, who eventually commits suicide. Luckily Greg Sestero and his very mediocre avant-garde existentialist retro puppets are capable of harnessing the awesome power of gravity to keep Sutekh at bay for another 100 years.

Chris joins us as we enter a world of psychics and also Frank… and also Nazis… and eventually some puppets as we discuss 1989’s Puppet Master.